I gotta big toe
hooked onto my foot
me and my big toe hanging out
take my big toe every where I go
Sometimes I go climb up a mountain and I take my toe along
And sometimes I just walk to the store and get some candy and big gulp
Ooh Ooh Big Toe 2X
(Short instrumental)
I stubbed my big toe
Climbin the stairs
swelled up so bad I wore sandels for a week
Man did it hurt
I was screaming in pain
Tore my nail off and bled right through my sock
ooh ooh Big Toe 2X
Big Toe Big Toe Big Toe Big Big Toe 2X
I gotta big toe
stuffed in my shoe
took him down to killarney's for a brew
me and my big toe
we got blitzed
best friend together passed out in the parking lot
ooh ooh Big Toe
Big Toe Big Toe Big Toe Big Big Toe 2X
(plaintive humm)
I gotta big toe
Hooked onto my foot
He's my best friend in the whole wide world......