Down down down
down down down
Down down down
down OK
Guess whose back
back again
Shady's back
tell a friend
Now everyone report
to the dance floor
To the dance floor
to the dance floor
Now everyone report
to the dance floor
Alright stop
pajama time come
Here little kiddies
on my lap
Guess who's back
with a brand new rap
And I don't mean rap
as in a new case
Of child molestation
accusations
Ah ah ah ah ah
no worry
Papa's got a
brand new bag of toys
What else could I
possibly
Do to make noise
I done touched
On everything
but little boy
And that's not a stab
at Michael
That's just a metaphor
I'm just psycho
I got a little bit
crazy sometime
I get a little bit
out of control
With my rhymes
good God dip
Do a little slide
bend down
Touch your toes
and just glide up
The center of
the dance floor
Like tee pee
for my bung hole
And it's cool
if you let one go
Nobody's gonna know
who'd hear it
Give a little poot
poot it's OK
Pppptttt ooops my CD
just skipped and
Everyone just heard
you let one rip
Now I'm gonna
make you dance
It's your chance yeah
boy shake that ass
Ooops I mean girl
girl girl girl girl
You know
you're my world
Alright now lost it
ah ah ah ah ah
Just lost it
ah ah ah ah ah
Go crazy
ah ah ah ah ah
Oh baby ah
oh baby baby
Well it's Friday
and it's my day
Just to party
all the way
Till Sunday
maybe till Monday
I don't know what day
every day's
Just a holiday
cruisin' down
The freeway
feelin' kinda breezy
Let with the top down
and my hair blow
I don't know
where I'm goin'
All I know is
when I get there
Someone's gonna
touch my body
Scuse me miss
I don't mean to
Sound like a jerk
but I'm feelin'
Just a little stressed
out from work
Could you punch me
in the stomach
And pull my hair
spin on me
Maybe gouge my eye
out? yeah now
What's your name girl
what's your sign?
Mam you must be
up out your mind
Dre ah beer
goggles blind
I'm just tryin'
to unwind
Now I'm now I'm gonna
make you dance
It's your chance yeah
boy shake that ass
Ooops I mean girl
girl girl girl girl
You know
you're my world
Alright now lose it
ah ah ah ah ah
Just lose it
ah ah ah ah ah
Go crazy
ah ah ah ah ah
Oh baby ah oh baby
well it's Tuesday
And I'm locked up
I'm in jail
And I don't know
what happened
They say I was runnin'
but naked
Down the streets
screamin' ah ah ah ah
You're honor sorry
I don't remember
All I know is this
much I'm not guilty
They said save it boy
we've got you on tape
Yellin' at an old lady
to touch my body
Now this is the part
where the rap
Breaks down
it get's real intense
Noone makes
a sound
Everything looks like
it's 8mile
Now the beat
comes back
And everybody lose
themselves
Now snap back
to reality
Look it's B rabbit
yo you
Sign me up to battle?
I'm a grown man
Chubby chuba chuba
chuba chuba
Chuba chuba
I don't have any line
To go right here
so chuba telatubby
Fella's what?
fellas grab your left
Nut make your right
one jealous what?
Black girls
white girls
Skinny girls
fat girls
Tall girls small girls
I'm calling all girls
Everyone report
to the dance floor
It's your chance
for a little romance
Or butt squeezin'
it's the season
Just go ah ah ah
it's so appeasin'
Now I'm gonna
make you dance
It's your chance yeah
boy shake that ass
Ooops I mean girl
girl girl girl girl
You know
you're my world
Alright now lose it
ah ah ah ah ah
Just lose it
ah ah ah ah ah
Go crazy
ah ah ah ah ah
Oh baby ah
oh baby baby
Uhm touch my body
uhm touch my body
Oh boy
touch my body
I mean girl
touch my body