I hit a pole on the side of the road
Did you hear, did you see?
They were coming after me
Had the cops in a furious state
I was smoking a tree
They were coming down me
It felt just like a dream or some foreign movie scene
Got the grade, I stared into the sun
Got a college degree
Fell victim to highway robbery
Theyre saying there aint no job for me
Without a graduate degree
Shit...
Married young, yeah I guess that was dumb
My baby called me a creep
Now shes coming after half
You know I couldnt help but laugh
Shes even smoking half my pack
Shit...