(verse 1)
Well I work a hard life truckin’ day and night
Just to make my ends meet and feed my appetite
I got family to be fed, bills I have to pay
Who’s the guy that said I’d be better off this way
(verse2)
Now when I come home from a week long drive
I get a purty little lady with my cloves and chives
But the last time I was home I opened up the door
And she was rollin’ ‘round with some bacon on the floor
(chorus)
I said hey lil’ puddin’, tell me what’s cookin’
Hope it’s somethin’ nice and sweet
But since I came around and you fed another hound
It’s another t.v. dinner cuisine
(verse 3)
So I grabbed that other dog by his collar bone
I said boy you got some balls eattin’ in my home
He said “sir I must oblige, I really didn’t know
But that girl you call your wife sure can make my tootsie roll”
(repeat chorus)
(solo)
(bridge)
And all I ever wanted was a t-bone steak, yah baby
But I never thought I’d see her with that shake’n bake
(verse 4)
So I shouted at my wife what the hell’s goin on
She said “boy you had it comin’ bein’ gone so long
I need love you never give, words you never say
And honest when you’re gone I like it better any way”
(repeat chorus till end)