I've just come in at Number 25
I'm oh so happy
so glad to be alive
And everybody says
it's going to get to the top
Life is so easy
when your record's hot
Go tell my mamma
and my sister too
To press my trousers
and polish my shoes
I might even end
up a rock-and-roll god
It might turn into a steady job
And my agent said to me Son
I always told you so
Now my record's number 11
on the BBC
But number seven on the N.M.E
Not the Melody Maker
want to interview me
And ask my view on politics
and theories on religion
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Now my record's up to number 3
And a woman recognized me
and started to scream
This all seems
like a crazy dream
I've been invited to a dinner
with a prominent queen
And now I've got friends
that I never knew I had before
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It's strange how people
want you when you record's high
'Cos when it drops down
they just pass you by
Now my agent just called me
and said it me Son
your record's
just got to Number One