If I were a man
I'd grow a mustache
I'd make all of my
ladies wear high
heels
I would be the leader
in every dance
there is
And every stubborn
dancing queen
would follow me
If I were a man
I could do anything
Anything that I desire
I'd be the man in
mankind and the
universal he
I'd never go out on
a limb because I'd
be the tree
If I were a man
I'd be in the boys club
I would be so masculine
I'd conquer all the ladies
With force or galantry
I'd hold you in my
arms just so that
you could hold me
If I were a man if I
were a man I'd like
like to meet somebody
like me
If I were a man
I'd speak with authority
I would be so eloquent
My stacked vocabulary
and my witty repartee
Would win respect
from all my peers
but never give
me away
If I were a man
I'd be a cowboy
I'd terrify you with
my gun
I'd be the cop in
cops and robbers
I'd be a demolition man
If I blew up all my
friends I'd be king
of the land
If I were a man if I
were a man I'd like
like to meet somebody
like me
If I were a man
I could do anything
Anything that I desire
I'd be the man in
mankind and the
universal he
Every door that
once was shut
would open for me
If I were a man if
I were a man I'd
like to meet somebody
like me
If I were a man
I like to meet
somebody like me
If I were a man
like to meet somebody
like me