Michelle Pfeiffer, Motion Picture Cast of Hairspray
앨범 : Hairspray (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) [Collector's Edition]

TRACY
Well, I brought my own 45s, so if you put em on, Ill show you my stuff!
LOU ANN
Havent you already shown us enough
{The Council Girls snicker.--)
VELMA
Oh my god
How times have changed
This girls either blind
Or completely deranged
Ah, but time seemed to halt
When i was Miss Baltimore Crabs
Childhood dreams
For me were cracked
When that damn shirley temple
Stole my frickin act
But the crowns in the vault
From when i won Miss Baltimore Crabs
Those poor runner-ups
Might still hold some grudges
They padded their cups
But i screwed the judges
Those broads thought theyd win
If a plate they would spin in their dance
Not a chance!
Cause i hit the stage
Batons ablaze
While belting high cs
And preparing souffles!
But that triple somersault
Was how i clinched Miss Baltimore Crabs!
VELMA
Proceed...
TAMMY
Are you scared were on live
TRACY
No, Im sure i can cope!
AMBER
Well, this show isnt broadcast
in...
COUNCIL GIRLS
...Cinemascope!
VELMA
I never drank one chocolate malt
No, no desserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs
SHELLEY
How many sweaters do you own
TRACY
Well, Im sure Ive got plenty
Lets see, I have three...five
...
Wait, I have twenty!!
VELMA
I would say oy gevalt
If i wasnt Miss Baltimore Crabs!
A tycoon i wed
So cuddly and funny
The old fart dropped dead
But left tons of money
So i bought this station
VELMA And COUNCIL GIRLS
So all of the nation
Could see
VELMA
Baby amber and me!
AMBER
Do you dance like you dress
LINK
Amber, theres no need to be cruel!
VELMA
Would you swim in an integrated pool
LIL INEZ
Hello Maam, may I please
audition
VELMA
No, but you can bow and exalt!
Cause i was Miss Baltimore...
VELMA And THE COUNCIL MEMBERS
...Crabs!
Crabs, Crabs!!!