Perry you know
you are a boy's best friend
You're more than
just a passing trend
You're like a treat
from a candy store
Oh Perry we love you
more than ice cream cakes
We love you more than
bugs and snakes
We love you more than
all things mentioned before
Oh Perry you're extraordinary
You're kinda short and hairy
The color of a blueberry
Yes Perry
So come home Perry
Come home Perry come home
Hey Candace
why don't you sing one
Um Oh Perry
I think it's kind of scary
I can't find you anywhere-y
It fills me with despair-y
Oh Perry I'm allergic to dairy
I'm gonna move to the prairie
And change my name to Larry
Larry
I ran out of rhymes alright
She'll change her name to Larry
Larry
Larry
So come home Perry
Come home Perry come home
So come home Perry
Come home Perry come home
Come home Perry come home