<< No Substitute >>
--- South Park
You know Kathy Lee, you are a very special woman
I don't mean special in a Mary Tyler Moore way
Or a Extra Value Meal at Happy Burger way
No, I mean special, like the song of the hummingbird
As it gets ready to find that female hummingbird
And make sweet love to it all night long
Just two humming birds moaning, and groaning
Letting their bodies caress and touch each other in exctasy Slowly the male hummingbird gets behind the female hummingbird
And eases his way into her golden valley Gliding gently, in and out, in and out, ooh in and out
Two hummingbirds doing the doggy style all night long
Until finally the male hummingbird screams with passion
And lets his little humming gravy fly all over the nest
Yeah, and it makes me wanna, it makes me wanna sing this special song for you
Yeah baby, yeah momma
Oh Kathy Lee, you're such a special woman to me
How I'd love to lay you down, and lick every inch of your body with my tongue
Kathy Lee, you're my sexual fantasy
How about you and me, get it together and make sweet love
'Cause nobody could take your place, no way they could match your face
No, you've got it goin' on in a way so clear, I just wanna buy you a beer
I thought maybe tonight at 7:30 or something I could come by and pick you up in my car
(No substitute) No substitute for you
(No substitute)
No baby there's
(no substitute) for you girl
(No substitute) For you now
I know you love my body so much
It's something you can't help but touch ooh
I might let you if you promise to be gentle Hmm now I'm getting all sentimental
Maybe tonight after pickin' you up in my car
We could bog down over by the gas station
And go two weeks and one night in the back seat
And drop you off at home
(No substitute) No substitute for you
(no substitute)
No baby there's
(no substitute) come on let me sing
(No substitute) For you now
Now you remember our two hummingbirds
Well after their night of passion, the male hummingbird couldn't sleep or eat
All that he could think about was that incredible night
When feathers were flying all over the place and beaks were where they shouldn't be
So he puts his beak lips together and whistles a song
Calling that female hummingbird back for another night of fire
Just like I'm callin' for you baby
(Whistle sound) Hey, get your ass over here for some good lovin
'There's only one word that can describe you
You're a flippityfloppityhatchamommawoowoo
You've got everything I ever wanted
My metaphors have all been exhausted
So what's say you and I forget about this singing this song
And act like a couple of hummingbirds I say
And get down to some business
(No substitute) No substitute for you
(no no no substitute)
No baby there's
(no substitute) for you girl
(No substitute) For you
(no no no no no substitute)
For you girl
Ladies and Gentlemen, the fabulous Chefettes
No, no no sub sti tute for you ba-by no no no no no
No for you girl
(no substitute) no substitute
(No substitute) For you Kathy Lee
Yeah