Buddy Adam Sandler

[Two guys talking] "Hey Buddy" "Buddy!" "How was the bathroom Buddy, pretty gruesome?" "Buddy, I had to hold my breath Buddy!" "Eheh Buddy, don't even tell me about it Buddy!" "Buddy I know."

mr. bake Adam Sandler

fried I'm sitting in the bathtub wanting something to eat I wanted a pizza the bird said Pepperoni would be sweet Delivery guy showed up four hours later, handed me his shoe I said we ordered pizza buddy

Mr. Bake-O Adam Sandler

where sitten in the bath tub Want'n sumpthin to eat I wanted a pizza and the bird said Uh.. pepperoni would be sweet Delivery guy showed up four hours later And handed me his shoe I said we ordered pizza buddy

Pibb Tries The Skateboarding Adam Sandler

Yeah, yeah, you're doin pretty good there buddy!

Teenage Love on the Phone Adam Sandler

Richie: "Yeah, fuckin' shit is right buddy! Don't think I'm kidding around, man! I'm crazy! I'll smash your head in! I swear to God!" Buffoon: "One time I saw my Grandmother in the shower.

Joining The Cult Adam Sandler

Sounds of Basketball being shot around] Sandler: "Hey man, I'm joining a religious cult." Allen: "Now, that's ridiculous." Sandler: "Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta sign up too."

Gay Robot Adam Sandler

Sorry, buddy... Who's the new guy? Oh, that's my friend John. Hey John... sweet hat! Uh... thanks... what's goin on? You know... just chillin... can I suck your dick? What?

The Goat Adam Sandler

never walk straight again I guess you'd call me a scapegoat A punching bag for the Old Man to mock Just because his wife left him For his brother's abnormally large cock He could have been my buddy

the goat song Adam Sandler

never walk straight again I guess you'd call me a scapegoat A punching bag for the Old Man to mock Just because his wife left him For his brother's abnormally large cock He could have been my buddy

The Goat Song (Album Version) Adam Sandler

probably never walk straight again I guess you'd call me a scapegoat A punching bag for the Old Man to mock Just because his wife left him For his brother's abnormally large cock He could have been my buddy

Sex Or Weight Lifting Adam Sandler

[Adam Sandler:] Oh terrific. My name's Barry Lakin. [Man:] Uh huh [Adam Sandler:] And let me tell you what I did man.

Somebody kill me Adam Sandler

you don't know how much I need you while your near me I don't feel blue And when we kiss I know you feel it to. But it all was bullshit, it was a goddamn joke, and when i think of you and that guy...

steve polychronopolous Adam Sandler

- "Polychronopolous" I'm a big fuckin' dick I'm a pain in your ass I drink all your beer I'll eat the last slice I'll give you charley horses I'll pull your shorts down at the beach I always need...

Grow Old With You (한글번역판) Adam Sandler

I wanna make you smile Whenever you're sad 그대가 슬플때 내가 그댈 웃게하고 싶어요 Carry you around When your arthritis is bad 그대가 관절염으로 고생할때 그댈 업고 다니고도 싶어요 All I wanna do is Grow old with you 내가 원하는 단 한가지는 그대와 함께...

voodoo Adam Sandler

Hey there Mr. Leaf Blower Man Keep it down for goodness sake It's way too early in the morning Can't you please use your wooden rake? You choose to ignore I Even though me hungover That's not bein...

moyda Adam Sandler

Schnine He's a pretty good guy He's nice to his neighbors You can count on him to buy your school candy bars He's a real nic guy He's always got the jumper cables He'll take your mail in when you'...

the thanksgiving song Adam Sandler

[Starts playing] Love to eat turkey Love to eat turkey Shout from Crowd: "I love you Adam!" Adam Sandler: "Ohhh, I love you!"

dip doodle Adam Sandler

Jabawokee ding dong slip slap slee Dipstick paddywhack pee pee googalee gee Polly wolly sling slang skooey dibbely doo Wing wong ping pong king kong Cheech 'n Chong hop hip kagagoogoo Hickory dic...

lunchlady land Adam Sandler

"This is a song..." "This is uhh, This is a new song..." "It's through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive, I feel..." "The Lunchlady" [Laughing] Woke up in the morning Put on my new pla...

the beating of a high school bus driver Adam Sandler

"And now, the sever beating of a high school bus driver." [Kids getting on the bus] "How are ya, Bryan?" "Good morning, Lisa." "Good to see ya, Tommy!" "Hey, good morning, Cyle! Nice new backpack...

fatty mcgee Adam Sandler

[Talking quietly] M1: "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man." M2: "We just had a test a week ago. Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!" M1: "And it counts for 80 percent of our grade." M...

the lonesome kicker Adam Sandler

Me, I'm the Lonesome Kicker Extra points, field goals at your service One might think it comes with glory You might think different after you listen to my story My helmet is equipped with a tiny ...

Forgetful Lucy Adam Sandler

La-woo-kee-low is the place Where I first saw your face We liked each other right away But you didn’t remember me the very next day Forgetful Lucy Has got a nice caboose-ie I used to trick you int...

sweat beatrice Adam Sandler

Hanging with my sweet amour She came out with a lion's roar Yelling, "I'm going to the corner store, Be back at quarter to four" "Don't slam your pinkies in the drawer" She can be like a maiden fr...

the beating of a high school janitor Adam Sandler

"And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor." [Mopping sounds] Mop, mop, mop All day long Mop, mop, mop While I sing this song [Sound of someone walking towards him] Gonna wax the floor...

the beating of a high school spanish teacher Adam Sandler

"And now the severe beating of a high school spanish teacher." [Lecturing] [Writing on chalk board] "Juan es muy guapo." [Door opens, walking towards her] "Hola." "Senor?" "Hay problema?" "Mi ca...

at a medium place Adam Sandler

Put your arms around me baby Can't you see I need you so Hold me close against your skin I'm about to begin Lovin' you Spit on your hand and stroke my cock At a medium pace Play with my balls and...

four years old Adam Sandler

Hey Why'd you wake me from my nap? I'm not in the mood To play your games Or sit on your lap You Where's my Yankees drinking glass? I want some juice And I want it now So you better move your ass...

Mr. Spindel`s Phone Call Adam Sandler

[Phone Rings] [Mr. Spindel picks it up] Mr Spindel: ";Hullo!"; Student: [Whispering] ";Hey Mr. Spindel. How's algebra class going?"; [Chuckling] Mr Spindel: ";Whut!?"; Student: [Whispering] ";You'r...

Sweet Beatrice Adam Sandler

Hangin' with my sweet amour She came out with a lion's roar Yellin' "I'm goin' to the corner store," Be back at quarter to four "Don't slam you pinkies in the drawer" She can be like a maiden from ...

The Hypnotist Adam Sandler

Dr. Stewart: Hi, [I'm] Dr. Stewart. Gary Phelps: Hi, Dr. Stewart. Nice to meet you I'm Gary Phelps. Dr. Stewart: My pleasure. Gary, have you ever been hypnotized before? Gary Phelps: No, I haven't...

the chanukah song part ii Adam Sandler

Put on your yarmulke Its time for Chanukah So much funnaka To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents We get eight crazy nights When you feel like th...

Memory Lane Adam Sandler

M1:] "Hey, it's great to have us all out on a road trip again this is gonna be fun" [all agree] [M2:] "Whoa,do you smell that skunk" [All:] "Yeah [M2:] "You know, even though it stinks it kinda rem...

the chanuka song Adam Sandler

"Okay... This is a song that uhh.. There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh.. not too many Chanukah songs. So uhh.. I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to ...

The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal Adam Sandler

Hi, how are you...I was...if you could, tell me, if you...eh, the chef salad, if it, does it come, if you come... a la carte, if you see the...I saw the breakfast menu and the, and they got the, an...

ode to my car Adam Sandler

Here we go Piece of shit car I got a piece of shit car That fuckin' pile of shit Never gets me very far My car's a big piece of shit 'Cause the shocks are fucking shot And my seatbelt's fucking ...

corduroy blues Adam Sandler

When I was a boy There was no limit to what I could eat Shake after shake after shake after shake Followed by all kinds of red meat Metabolism runnin' around so fast My body never gained to weight...

Dancin` And Pantsin` Adam Sandler

When I was a young man I didn't like to dance I was shy I'd stand against the wall all night I'd never take a chance So afraid I wouldn't get on that dance floor Unless I was really drunk 10 shots ...

Do It For Your Mama Adam Sandler

J.N.: "I can make a bigger splash than you!" Jimmy: "Oh yeah, give it a shot." [While jumping up and down on diving board] J.N.: "Can opener!" [Big splash] Jimmy: "Man, that one was huge." J.N.: "...

food innuendo guy Adam Sandler

Ooooh yeah Baby, baby, baby, I wanna stew your tomato Baby, baby, baby, I want to french fry your potato Baby, baby, baby, won't you pluck my grapes Won't you peel my banana like a pack of wild ap...

bad boyfriend Adam Sandler

Why don't you pick up after your done? I'm not your slave I'm not your mother I'm not your maid I mean I've got a life too So fuck you! Why can't you be nicer to my friend? They're gonna be here ...

Somebody kill me Adam Sandler

you don't know how much I need you while your near me I don't feel blue And when we kiss I know you feel it to. But it all was bullshit, it was a goddamn joke, and when i think of you and that...

my little chicken Adam Sandler

When I'm feeling down And feeling sad You come around And make me glad I got you Oh, my little chicken I love your feet I love your breasts I love the way you eat gravel To help you digest Oh, my...

zitty van zittles Adam Sandler

Well, I had myself a girlfrield For almost two whole years We had no secrets We had no fears There was nothing we wouldn't do When we were in the sack She'd even pop the zit on my back But one ni...

red hooded sweatsuit Adam Sandler

You were staring as if to say "Adam, you suck at basketball, you dribble like a damn woman."

The Lonesome Kicker (Album Version) Adam Sandler

Me, i'm the lonesome kicker Extra points, field goals at your service One might think it comes with glory You might think different after you listen to my story My helmet is equipped with a tiny fa...

Pibb Goes Surfing Adam Sandler

You were cruisin along there, Mr. PibbIt wasn't too painful a paddle out here to the big waves as you like to call em, Sonny!Didn't look itActually, it was a nice wake-me-up for my laticerace muscl...

The Amazing Willy Wanker Adam Sandler

When I was just a little wee ladI hopped on the lap of my dear old dadSomething jumped and poked me good'That' he said 'just me morning wood'A little tin soldier's marchin bySergeant major unzips h...

Creepin' On The Mayor Adam Sandler

Oh, shit, is that them crazy fucks from across town? Theydidn't see me, did they? Fuck it, they headin this way! Damn!Gotta be somewhere to hide around here! No bushes, notrees, what the fuck!? I'l...

The Mayor Of Pussytown Adam Sandler

Yo it's 2004 and all you candy asses thinkin ya'll real pussiesya'll ain't seen shit yeteh yo man let em knowOh yeah, guess who's backit's the mother fuckin pussy with the little nutsackdon't care ...