Do It For Your Mama Adam Sandler

Put down your sandwhich and beat off your cock and balls for a little bit. Pace yourself." Jimmy: "Oh god." Momma: "Tracy, do you want some fruit or a sandwhich?"

Dancin` And Pantsin` Adam Sandler

rub your belly Jiggle your droopy balls with singin' Lou Rawis Bounce off the walls, then jiggle them droopy balls Grind your hips with the blond guy from CHIPS Lick your lips Stroke it clean with

Dancin' And Pantsin' Adam Sandler

your belly Jiggle your droopy balls with singin' Lou Rawis Bounce off the walls, then jiggle them droopy balls Grind your hips with the blond guy from CHIPS Lick your lips Stroke it clean with Martin

Pickin' Daisies Adam Sandler

mom knows i'm fakin' it, but she understands what'll happen if i go the last four days the tough guys have been on a roll (they show him no mercy) plenty of name calling and pushing my head in the toilet

Cool Guy 4 Adam Sandler

[SEAN:] What's your name, baby? [GIRL #4:] Desiree. [SEAN:] Ohh, what a nice name for a nice girl, such as your self. [GIRL #4:] What's your name?

The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson Adam Sandler

[Adam Sandler:] And now the excited Southerner gets to meet his favorite film actor, Mel Gibson. [Man:] Mr. Gibson?

Sex Or Weight Lifting Adam Sandler

[Adam Sandler:] Alright, that's good enough. My name's Barry Lakin. [Man:] Nice to meet you Barry. [Adam Sandler:] Terrific. What I'm gonna do now is play a tape for you.

Cool Guy 1 Adam Sandler

[SEAN:] you got it going on strong, baby. Skin so soft and hair so right. [GIRL:] I think you're nice too, sean. [SEAN:] Let me take off this shirt of yours and see that beauty mama has given you.

What The Hell Happened To Me? Adam Sandler

I only did the things that Mama said I should. But now I just do whatever I want. I even whipped it out in a restaurant. I used to help clean the park in the middle of town.

The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over Adam Sandler

[Adam Sandler:] And now the excited Southerner gets pulled over by a cop. [Cop:] Do you realize how fast you were going sir?

bad boyfriend Adam Sandler

Why don't you pick up after your done? I'm not your slave I'm not your mother I'm not your maid I mean I've got a life too So fuck you! Why can't you be nicer to my friend?

Calling Home Adam Sandler

Does your roommate do ecstasy or snort heroine? I didn't ask him, mom... Well, if he does, tell him you're not interested... Not because you're a nerd, but say it gives you bad diareah(?)

She Comes Home To Me Adam Sandler

stuff three cocks in her cheek But she comes home to me She'll do the groom and the best man She'll slap your ass in the back of a van But she comes home to me She could fuck nine guys in a row But still

Joining The Cult Adam Sandler

Sandler: " I wanted to watch Monday Night Football and you wanted to watch that other show and we watched your show I did that for you!" Allen: "Yeah, well, you kept flippin' back to the game."

The Boss And The Secretary Adam Sandler

Damn straight you'll be right in What do you need, sir? What do I need?

Inner Voice Adam Sandler

A god among men, only without the tan It's simple, every time I have to make a choice I just listen to my little inner voice, and he says "Shave all the hair off your butt and glue it to your nostrils"

Dee Wee (My Friend The Massive Idiot) Adam Sandler

He said he'd be here at seven The clock just hit 7:22 It's too cold outside To wait for my ride Watching mama try out a new doo (Bruins) He said he'd be here at seven But it just hit 7:35 (already?)

Toll Booth Willie Adam Sandler

F1: "Well, I was just wondering exactly which is the best way to drive up your ass. You know, if you'd tell me, I'd appreciate it, you fuckin' prick."

Secret (Orange Factory's 'Shhh Don't Tell Club') Adam Sandler

Things haven't been the same Since you came into my life You found a way to touch my soul And I'm never, ever, ever gonna let it go Happiness lies in your own hand It took me much too long to understand

The Buffoon and the Dean of Admissions Adam Sandler

Dean: "Well Michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations on your upcoming graduation and I understand you are interested in matriculating here in the fall."

Hot Water Burn Baby Adam Sandler

Your mom's coming home from the hospital with your new baby sister. [Ryan:] baby sister [Father:] That's right, baby sister.

Sid & Alex Adam Sandler

Alex, Alex, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you for remembering, thank you. My pleasure. Did you do anything fun today? Nothing special.

Memory Lane Adam Sandler

M1:] "Hey, it's great to have us all out on a road trip again this is gonna be fun" [all agree] [M2:] "Whoa,do you smell that skunk" [All:] "Yeah [M2:] "You know, even though it stinks it kinda reminds

Pibb Goes Surfing Adam Sandler

Pibb It wasn't too painful a paddle out here to the big waves as you like to call em, Sonny! Didn't look it Actually, it was a nice wake-me-up for my laticerace muscles Water's pretty nice, huh?

four years old Adam Sandler

I'm not in the mood To play your games Or sit on your lap You Where's my Yankees drinking glass?

dip doodle Adam Sandler

skip to my lou Flim flam wham blam Sam bam Cunningham whack snack koochie koochie koo Plus you gotta dip, you gotta doodle, you gotta eat Grandma's stroodle 'Cause she stayed up all night to make it

lunchlady land Adam Sandler

gets enough food Down here in Lunchlady Land Well yesterday's meatloaf is today's sloppy joes And my breath reeks of tuna And there's lots of black hairs coming out of my nose In Lunchlady Land your

Oh Mom... Adam Sandler

F2: "Hey mom, I saw this great skirt at the mall today, but it was $34, which isn't that high of a price, but I was nervous to buy it. What do you think? Mom: "NOOO!!" F2: "Really?

Pibb Tries The Skateboarding Adam Sandler

Well... helmet has the word 'hell' in it, and I don't know about you, sonny, but I ain't no sinner... No, you're not...

zitty van zittles Adam Sandler

Well, I had myself a girlfrield For almost two whole years We had no secrets We had no fears There was nothing we wouldn't do When we were in the sack She'd even pop the zit on my back But one

steve polychronopolous Adam Sandler

- "Polychronopolous" I'm a big fuckin' dick I'm a pain in your ass I drink all your beer I'll eat the last slice I'll give you charley horses I'll pull your shorts down at the beach I always

Zittly Van Zittles Adam Sandler

well i had myself a girlfriend for almost two whole years we had ourselves no secrets we had no fears there was nothin we wouldn't do when we were in the sack she'd even pop a zit on my back one night

The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman Adam Sandler

I - first of all I just wanted to say that you're very pretty girl, and I, I hoo you'the we've known each other for so long now, and-uh, it's about time that the two of us we're both getting older

at a medium place Adam Sandler

Put your arms around me baby Can't you see I need you so Hold me close against your skin I'm about to begin Lovin' you Spit on your hand and stroke my cock At a medium pace Play with my balls

At a Medium Pace Adam Sandler

Put your arms around me babe, Can't you see I need you so? Hold me close against your skin, 'Cause I'm about to begin Lovin' you. Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace.

Gay Robot Adam Sandler

I love it! Fuck you guys! Sorry, buddy... Who's the new guy? Oh, that's my friend John. Hey John... sweet hat! Uh... thanks... what's goin on? You know... just chillin... can I suck your dick? What?

voodoo Adam Sandler

Leaf Blower Man Keep it down for goodness sake It's way too early in the morning Can't you please use your wooden rake?

The Cheerleader Adam Sandler

We'll be 'cause we're the Tigers, we're out for vic-tor-y - Yeah!" [No response] Cheerleader: "Come on you guys! I wanna hear you!" [Still no response] Cheerleader: "Come on!

Teenage Love on the Phone Adam Sandler

So look, uh, do you wanna meet at the Spring Fling Dance thi..." [She hangs up phone] [Phone rings] Richie: "Hello?" Samantha: "Sorry, I thought he was coming." Richie: "That's ok.

Grow Old With You (한글번역판) Adam Sandler

I wanna make you smile Whenever you're sad 그대가 슬플때 내가 그댈 웃게하고 싶어요 Carry you around When your arthritis is bad 그대가 관절염으로 고생할때 그댈 업고 다니고도 싶어요 All I wanna do is Grow old with you 내가 원하는 단 한가지는 그대와

fatty mcgee Adam Sandler

M1: "And it counts for 80 percent of our grade." M2: "Well we better study our butts off." M1: "Well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library." M2: "Ok, enough talking, let's study!"

the lonesome kicker Adam Sandler

Me, I'm the Lonesome Kicker Extra points, field goals at your service One might think it comes with glory You might think different after you listen to my story My helmet is equipped with a tiny

The Lonesome Kicker (Album Version) Adam Sandler

Me, i'm the lonesome kicker Extra points, field goals at your service One might think it comes with glory You might think different after you listen to my story My helmet is equipped with a tiny face

Buddy Adam Sandler

"Eheh Buddy, don't even tell me about it Buddy!" "Buddy I know." "Buddy, M&M's?" "Chocolate me, Buddy!... Tasty Buddy!" "Buddy definitely" "Hey get in on this drink Buddy!"

the chanuka song Adam Sandler

I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear any Chanukah songs. Here we go..."

The Hypnotist Adam Sandler

Gary Phelps: To be honest with you, I saw your name in the Yellow Pages, and It said you're good at this stuff, so I just, I gotta give it a shot, just kick this whole cigarette thing... Dr.

The Buffoon and the Valedictorian Adam Sandler

She looks fabulous for a woman her age, doesn't she?" Buffoon: "I put a firecracker in a bullfrog's mouth and blew his fuckin' head off."

Best Friend Adam Sandler

When I'm at the locker and my shirt's buttoned wrong You tell me to fix it Cause you're my best friend Best friends tell you you got boogers on your nose Best friends don't laugh when you wear your grandpa's

ode to my car Adam Sandler

shit car I got a piece of shit car That fuckin' pile of shit Never gets me very far My car's a big piece of shit 'Cause the shocks are fucking shot And my seatbelt's fucking broken I got to tie it

The Adventures Of The Cow Adam Sandler

cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game getting hit by a pitch" [Baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow] [Cow:] Moo "And now a cow who goes skydiving for