What A Good Boy (Live Version) Barenaked Ladies

When I was born they looked at me and said What a good boy, what a smart boy, what a strong boy And when you were born they looked at you and said What a good girl, what a smart girl, what a pretty girl

These Apples (Live Version) Barenaked Ladies

A friend brought me flowers, she said they were lilacs, But I've never been good with plants Her next presentation, a new dictionary She circled the word "romance" So enthusiastic, a little bit drastic

Hello City (Live Version) Barenaked Ladies

room to the changeroom To the doom and gloom of the hotel room, I wish this seaside beerhall would sink into the bay Hello city, you've found an enemy in me Hello city, hello city Maybe I caught you at a

Jane (Live Version) Barenaked Ladies

bring her gold and frankincense and myrrh She thought that I was making fun of her She made me feel I was fourteen again That's why she thinks it's cooler if we'd just stay friends Jane doesn't think a

Jane (Live Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Jane, divided, but I can't decide what side I'm on. Jane decided only cowards stay, while traitors run. Jane, Jane. I'd bring her gold and frankincense and myrrh.

what a good boy Barenaked Ladies

When I was born they looked at me and said What a good boy, what a smart boy, what a strong boy And when you were born they looked at you and said What a good girl, what a smart girl, what a pretty girl

War On Drugs (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

She likes to sleep with the radio on So she can dream of her favorite song The one that no one has ever sung since she was small She'll never know that she made it up She had a soul and we ate it up

Break Your Heart (Live Version) Barenaked Ladies

You arrogant man, What do you think that I am?

Shoe Box (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

A key in the door, a step on the floor A note on the table, and a meal in the micro Note says "I'm in bed, please make sure that you're fed if you're taking a shower, you can borrow my bathrobe When

Brian Wilson (Live) (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Brian Wilson (Page) Drove downtown in the rain Nine-thirty on a Tuesday night, Just to check out the late-night record shop Call it impulsive, call it compulsive, call it insane When I'm surrounded

Break Your Heart (Live Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

You arrogant man, What do you think that I am?

Break Your Heart (Live Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

You arrogant man, What do you think that I am?

Maybe Katie (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Just because her youth is fading Doesn't mean that she's not worth dating CHORUS (x2) I don't know what the fuss is all about Just take it slow It's not like you can't live without her To and fro

Just A Toy (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Just aToy Look at my mouth, a thin painted line Look at my limbs, bent up and bundled in twine Forever, ever mine Form of a tree, shape of a child I wish I could cry, stuck in a permanent smile Forever

Call Me Calmly (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Chorus: And I've got this crazy feeling you've been trying to get to me When all you have to do is calmly Call me, call me, call me Basic service: sixty bucks I'll roll the dice, you try your luck A

A (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

A is for angry, which is what you are at me A is for adult, which is what I'll never be A is for applesauce, my favorite meal A is for Adam, which is how I sometimes feel; Like I'm the only man on earth

The Old Apartment (Live Version) Barenaked Ladies

The Old Apartment Broke into the old apartment This is where we used to live Broken glass, broke and hungry Broken hearts and broken bones This is where we used to live Why did you paint the walls?

When I Fall (Live Version) Barenaked Ladies

clench the squeegee, my secular rosary Hang on to your wallet, hang on to your rings I can't look below me, or something to throw me I curse at the windstorms that October brings I look in the boardroom; a

Alternative Girlfriend (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Alternative Girlfriend You're in an all-girl band Your futon's second hand Your parents understand but you don't care I have a job in a shop I'm an undercover cop I make sure the customers aren't

Jane (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Clair Was dazzled by her smile while I shopped there it wasn't long before I lived with her I sang her songs while she dyed her hair Jane, divided, but I can't decide what side I'm on Jane decided

If I Had $1,000,000 (Live Version) Barenaked Ladies

If I Had $1000000 Words and Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd

Upside Down (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

I'm not surprised it's come to this Sooner or later there must be another's kiss Behind that kiss a promise of a life of bliss Yeah, great I won't be takin' the bait I'd rather drown And I will not

Unfinished (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

I left a tip, but it was never a donation I took a trip, but it was never a vacation I took a seat, but I refuse to a number And so defeated, I proceeded unencumbered (CHORUS:) I'd say an ounce of

The Old Apartment (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

The Old Apartment Broke into the old apartment This is where we used to live Broken glass, broke and hungry broken hearts and broken bones This is where we used to live Why did you paint the walls

Life, In A Nutshell (Live Version) Barenaked Ladies

When she was three her Barbies always did it on the first date Now she's with me, there's never any need for them to demonstrate She's like a baby, I'm like a cat; When we are happy, we both get fat and

When I Fall (Live Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

I look in the boardroom; a modern pharaoh's tomb I'd gladly swap places, if they care to dive They're lined up at the window, peer down into limbo They're frightened of jumping, in case they survive

Straw Hat And Old Dirty Hank (Live Version) Barenaked Ladies

I tend the wheat field that makes your bread I bind the sweet veal, pluck the hens that make your bed Mother nature and mother earth Are two of three women who dictate what I'm worth I'm the farmer I work

I Live With It Every Day (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

I Live With It Everyday On August first, nineteen-eight-one I cycled to Scott's house with a BB gun We were almost twelve, but we looked thirteen He had baby-blue eyes that I shot him between Nature

The Old Apartment (Live Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

The Old Apartment (Page/Robertson) Broke into the old apartment This is where we used to live Broken glass, broke and hungry broken hearts and broken bones This is where we used to live Why did

For You (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

I have set aside everything I love I have saved everything else for you I cannot decide what this doubt's made of Though I thought over it through and through In a book in a box high upon a shelf

Intermittently (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

epoxy And now I'm kissing you by proxy Hope you don't mind Somewhere someone is dreaming of me Tries to love me, hope you don't mind I love you intermittently I love you intermittently She's a

Same Thing (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

What does it mean to wake out of a dream and be Wearing someone else's shorts?

Break Your Heart (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

You arrogant man, What do you think that I am?

Break Your Heart (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

You arrogant man, What do you think that I am?

Another Postcard (Acoustic Version) Barenaked Ladies

Some chimps in swimsuits, some chimps are swinging from a vine Some chimps in jackboots, some chimps that wish they could be mine.

Another Postcard (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Some chimps in swimsuits, some chimps are swinging from a vine Some chimps in jackboots, some chimps that wish they could be mine.

Stomach vs. Heart (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Heart In through my veins, without brains, I involuntarily take what I need, then I bleed and it comes right back to me. But guts only eat and sometimes they repeat on you.

One Week (Live) Barenaked Ladies

break and take a fake I'd like a stinking aching shake I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know That vertigo is gonna grow 'Cause it's so dangerous you'll

Brian Wilson (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Brian Wilson Drove downtown in the rain Nine-thirty on a Tuesday night, Just to check out the late-night record shop Call it impulsive, call it compulsive, call it insane When I'm surrounded I just

Take It Outside (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Oh, I - I watch it all go down Closed eyes - pretend noone's around So I - I chose to play the clown Or blow by and never make a sound (CHORUS:) Any other guy would wanna take it outside But I'd

Aluminum (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Although I know it, I never learn Just goes to show that I can't discern (CHORUS:) Aluminum to me Aluminium to some You can shine like silver all you want But you're just Aluminum Illuminating just what

You Will Be Waiting (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

You Will Be Waiting As we walk together through the autumn, nearing winter Through the dying leaves and trees we call our home and native land, You say you don't believe a thing I say, I say you don't

Celebrity (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Don't call me a zero I'm gonna be a hero Like Phil Esposito or the Kennedys I'll be incorporated And I'll be imitated And overrated, but that doesn't bother me All the jaws will drop And all the

Brian Wilson (Live) Barenaked Ladies

Drove downtown in the rain nine-thirty on a tuesday night, just to check out the late-night record shop.

This Is Where It Ends (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Hid my heart while you still gave yours Chorus She says she wants to live in a movie I say I want someone else to stand behind me And write it all down 'cause I can't be bothered doing it myself.

Testing 1& 2& 3 (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Maybe it would be fun To get a new opinion Get a little work done And forget Maybe it would be cool If I rocked it old school Try to break a gold rule And a sweat Better than the first time Better

War On Drugs Barenaked Ladies

She likes to sleep with the radio on So she can dream of her favorite song The one that no one has ever sung since she was small She'll never know that she made it up She had a soul and we ate it up Thrown

Second Best (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Everything's a lie We're all gonna die Before we say goodbye, let's attack I admit it's bleak But I give it a week Until our friends the meek give it back Is it true?

Second Best (Acoustic Version) Barenaked Ladies

Everything's a lie We're all gonna die Before we say goodbye, let's attack I admit it's bleak But I give it a week Until our friends the meek give it back Is it true?

Everything Old Is New Again (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

fears come true again Recycle reuse Resent and refuse Our parent's ideals and view She thinks the afterlife might just be where the action is With high schools built like prisons, she can't find a