Your Most Valuable Possession Ben Folds Five

I was wondering if you were looking after your most valuable possession: your mind. I was thinking about John Glenn, his space journey and all.

Get Your Hands Off My Woman Ben Folds

You were drunk and you were surly In Latino lover mode We all know what's on your agenda You have broken the code Oh, I've got no right to lay claim to her fame She's not my possession Get your hands off

Erase Me Ben Folds Five

What was our home Paper not stone A lean to the most Oh when you pour You're half away Gravity want Like it always does Did I wait time Would it be easier To just delete our pages And the plans

Erase Me (Live At The Warfield, San Francisco, CA 1/31/13) Ben Folds Five

What was our home Paper not stone A lean to the most Oh when you pour You’re half away Gravity want Like it always does Did I wait time Would it be easier To just delete our pages And the plans we’ve made

Give Judy My Notice Ben Folds

wrong and I come running when you want me here and when you want me to, I disappear Give Judy my notice I knew if I made it easy for you you'd settle for me, yeah eventually but Judy I won't be your

Rock Star (Demo - 2000) Ben Folds, Ben Folds Five

Then they throw you away Give the people what they want You've got to give the people what they want Got to give the people what they want Rock star You can shine all alone But you still need your

Philosophy Ben Folds

Philosophy by Ben Folds Five Won't you look up at the skyline At the mortar, block, and glass And check out the reflections in my eyes See they always used to be there Even when this was all was

your redneck past Ben Folds Five

if you're afraid they might discover your redneck past there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past they'll never send you home roots!

Your Cheatin' Heart (Live) Ben Folds Five

Your cheatin` heart will tell on you Your cheatin` heart will make you weep You`ll cry and cry and try to sleep But sleep won`t come the whole night through Your cheatin` heart will tell on you When

Eddie Walker Ben Folds Five

Won't you smile, you look so shocked, Put the name-tag on your smock. We've come to see ya Eddie Walker And we may pack a little tight The girl up-front says it's alright.

One Angry Dwarf And Two Hundred Solemn Faces (Live At The Warfield, San Francisco, CA 1/31/13) Ben Folds Five

September '75 I was 47 inches high Mom said someday I would have A bad ass mother G I Joe For your little minds to blow I still got beat up after class Now I'm big and important One angry dwarf

magic Ben Folds Five

from the back of your big brown eyes i knew you'd be gone as soon as you could and i hoped you would we could see that you weren't yourself and the lines on your face did tell it's just as well

One Angry Dwarf And 200 Solemn Faces Ben Folds Five

Joe for your little minds to blow I still got beat up after class Now I'm big and important one angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you If you want to see me check your papers

For Those Of Ya'll Who Wear Fannie Packs Ben Folds Five

oh god damn I saw it god damn fucking god damn god damn (woa) oh god damn oh god damn oh god damn (shit your ass cool) oh god damn oh god damn oh god damn (shit your ass cool) oh god damn oh god damn oh

Magic (Live at Royal Albert Hall, London, UK - December 1999) Ben Folds Five

from the back of your big brown eyes i knew you'd be gone as soon as you could and i hoped you would we could see that you weren't yourself and the lines on your face did tell it's just as well you'd never

Kylie From Connecticut Ben Folds

It said Kylie is calling from Connecticut It's there on her mind as she closes her eyes She believes there are things you should know about When you've been married for thirty five

Kylie from Connecticut (Live at State Theatre, Detroit, MI - October 2008) Ben Folds

says you've got the number It said Kylie is calling from Connecticut It's there on her mind as she closes her eyes She believes there are things you should know about When you've been married for thirty five

Don't Change Your Plans Ben Folds Five

bags and drove away you must be freaking out All i know is i've gotta be Where my heart says i oughta be It often makes no sense in fact, I never understand these things i feel Don't change your

Uncle Walter Ben Folds Five

Your Uncle Walter's going on and on 'bout everything he's seen and done the voice of fifty years experience he's drunk watching the television you know he's been around the world last night he flew to

Uncle Walter (Live At Kool Haus, Toronto, Canada 10/5/12) Ben Folds Five

Your Uncle Walter's going on and on Bout everything he's seen and done The voice of 50 years experience He's drunk watching the television You know he's been around the world Last night he flew to

Fred Jones Part 2 Ben Folds

sits alone at his desk in the dark There's an awkward young shadow that waits in the hall He's cleared all his things and he's put them in boxes Things that remind him: 'Life has been good' Twenty-five

Fred Jones, Pt. 2 Ben Folds

Fred sits alone at his desk in the dark There's an awkward young shadow That waits in the hall He's cleared all his things And he's put them in boxes Things that remind him Life has been good Twenty five

Fred Jones Part 2 (With West Australian Symphony Orchestra) Ben Folds

sits alone at his desk in the dark There's an awkward young shadow that waits in the hall He's cleared all his things and he's put them in boxes Things that remind him Life has been good Twenty five

Fred Jones Part 2 (Live at Kings Park, Perth, Australia - March 2005) Ben Folds

Fred sits alone at his desk in the dark There's an awkward young shadow that waits in the hall He's cleared all his things and he's put them in boxes Things that remind him Life has been good Twenty five

One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces Ben Folds Five

Joe For your little minds to blow I still got beat up after class Now I'm big and important One angry dwarf Two hundred solemn faces are you If you really wanna see me Check your papers and the

Birds Ben Folds Five

They say that good things come to those who wait Into the spiralyour world and my worldit`s never final Love just leaves you bruised I went because you said you`d be there A box of candysmoke in your

Video Killed The Radio Star Ben Folds Five

I heard you on the wireless back in fifty two Lying awake intent at tuning in on you If I was young It didn′t stop you coming through Oh-a oh They took the credit for your second symphony Rewritten

The Last Polka Ben Folds

sore tooth" "you can't respect me 'cause I've done so much for you" he said, "well I hate that it's come to this, but baby I was doing fine" "how do you think that I survived the other twenty-five

Brick Ben Folds

Brick by Ben Folds Five 6am, day after Christmas I pull some clothes on in the dark The smell of cold Car seat is freezing The world is sleeping I am numb Up the stairs, to her apartment She is

Battle of Who Could Care Less Ben Folds Five

Do you not hear me anymore I know its not your thing to care I know its cool to be so bored But it sucks me in when you're aloof It sucks me in, it sucks it works I guess it's cool to be alone

Battle Of Who Could Care Less Ben Folds Five

Do you not hear me anymore I know it's not your thing to care I know it's cool to be so bored I sucks me in when you're aloof It sucks me in, it sucks it works I guess it's cool to

Battle Of Who Could Cave Less Ben Folds Five

Do you not hear me anymore I know its not your thing to care I know its cool to be so bored But it sucks me in when you're aloof It sucks me in, it sucks it works I guess it's cool to be alone Will

Battle of Who Could Care Less (Live at UNC Memorial Hall, Chapel Hill, NC - September 2008) Ben Folds Five

Do you not hear me anymore I know it's not your thing to care I know it's cool to be so bored It sucks me in when you're aloof It sucks me in it sucks it works I guess it's cool to be alone Will you never

jane Ben Folds Five

you're worried there might not be anything at all inside but that you're worried should tell you that's not right you've had it harder than anyone could know so hard to let it go but it's your

ullabye Ben Folds Five

goodnight, goodnight sweet baby the world has more for you than it seems goodnight, goodnight let the moonlight take the lid off your dreams we took a small flight in the middle of the night

Lullabye Ben Folds Five

goodnight, goodnight, sweet baby the world has more for you than it seems goodnight, goodnight let the moonlight take the lid off your dreams we took a small flight in the middle of the night

For Those Of Y'all Who Wear Fanny Packs Ben Folds Five

] (. . .step on your fingernail. . .damn! that's ok, I can play with one hand, see? it sounds good!) Oh goddamn, I saw a goddamn fuckin goddamn goddamn- woah!

Barrytown (from "Me, Myself And Irene" OST) Ben Folds Five

heardI just read the daily newsAnd swear by every wordAnd don't think that I'm out of lineFor speaking out for what is mineI'd like to see you do just fineBut look at what you wearAnd the way you cut your

The Luckiest Ben Folds Five

I don't get many things right the first time In fact I am told that a lot Now I know all the wrong turns The stumbles and falls brought me here And where was I before the day That I first saw your lovely

Ben Jackson Five

BEN, the two of us need look no more. We both found what we were looking for.

Where's Summer B? Ben Folds Five

goes Joe Caparo again with Darren's girl friend They're asking where you been like I know where ya been hey Summer where ya been I tried to tell you tried to tell you took a little bit too long and now your

Song for the Dumped Ben Folds Five

Give me my money back Give me my money back, you bitch I want my money back Wish I hadn't bought you dinner Right before you dumped me on your front porch Give me my money back Give me my money

The Ultimate Sacrifice Ben Folds Five

Now are you ready to rock Now brace yourself Brace your fat asses for some gut wrenching metal It's time for the ultimate sacrifice The final hour is approaching The ultimate sacrifice The ultimate

The Ultimate Sacrifice (Live At Lupo's, Providence, Ri 5/28/97) Ben Folds Five

Now are you ready to rock Now brace yourself Brace your fat asses for some gut wrenching metal It's time for the ultimate sacrifice The final hour is approaching The ultimate sacrifice The ultimate

Barrytown Ben Folds Five

read the Daily News and swear by every word And don't think that I'm out of line For speaking out for what is mine I'd like to see you do just fine But look at what you wear And the way you cut your

Where's Summer B? (WNEW Studios New York, NY 3/24/96) Ben Folds Five

Caparo again with Darren`s girl friend They`re asking where you been like I know where ya been hey Summer where ya been I tried to tell you tried to tell you took a little bit too long and now your

Don't Change Your Plans (Live at WXPN) Ben Folds Five

with all my bags and drove away you must be freaking out all i know is i've gotta be where my heart says i oughta be it often makes no sense in fact i never understand these things i feel don't change your

Do It Anyway Ben Folds Five

You might put your love and trust on the line It's risky, people love to tear that down Let 'em try Do it anyway Risk it anyway And if you're paralyzed by a voice in your head It's the standing

Song For The Dumped Ben Folds Five

money back Give me my money back you bitch I want my money back (And don't forget to give me back my black T-Shirt) Wish I hadn't bought you dinner Right before you dumped me on your

Song For The Dumped (Live At The Barton Theatre, Adelaide, Australia 11/16/12) Ben Folds Five

me my money back Give me my money back You bitch I want my money back And don't forget And don't forget to give Me back my black T-Shirt Wish I hadn't bought you dinner Right before you dumped me On your