Get Your Hands Off My Woman Ben Folds

You were drunk and you were surly In Latino lover mode We all know what's on your agenda You have broken the code Oh, I've got no right to lay claim to her fame She's not my possession Get your hands off

Sleazy Ben Folds

ladies cant get in Just grab a bottle, some boys and lets take it back to my basement And get Sleazy Sick of all your lines, so cheesy!

Phone In A Pool Ben Folds

Take it easy, take it slow, oh Get on with the show, ah That's what I know I woke in a cold sweat last night Seems what's been good for the music Hasn't always been so good for the life I've thrown my

Free Coffee (Live In Mousonturm Frankfurt, Germany, 11/26/08) Ben Folds

Called in sick one day Stepped out my front door Squinted up at the sky and strapped on my backpack Got into a van and when I returned I had ex-wives and children boxes of photographs And they

Free Coffee Ben Folds

Called in sick one day Stepped out my front door Squinted up at the sk and strapped on my backpack Got into a van and when I returned I had ex-wives and children boxes of photographs And they gave

Bitch Went Nutz (Paradiso Amsterdam, Holland 3/7/11) Ben Folds

The answer you seek my son only poses more questions Ask many women why relationship has failed Each woman offer unique reason for demise One woman may say man could not commit Or man is douche and

Dog Ben Folds

My dog walks a path on the same line And lately I`m thinkin I might take this advice, yeah, yeah `Cause he sees through the fence and he thinks I`m free But my brain and his chain look the same to me All

You To Thank Ben Folds

By the time the buzz was wearing off we were standing out on the sidewalk with our tattoos that looked like rings in the hot Nevada sun Kids piled high, our moms and dads shook hands in a party

You To Thank (Live In AEC Theatre, Adelaide, Australia, 5/22/11) Ben Folds

By the time the buzz was wearing off we were standing out on the sidewalk with our tattoos that looked like rings in the hot Nevada sun Kids piled high our moms and dads shook hands in a party of

Fair Ben Folds

He shouted out his last word And he stumbled through the yard And she shattered her last china plate And spun off in the car When he lunged onto the hood She stopped to tell him she'd been wrong

Gracie Ben Folds

You can't fool me, I saw you when you came out You got your momma's taste but you got my mouth And you will always have a part of me Nobody else is ever going to see Gracie girl With your cards

Where's Summer B? (Live at WNEW, New York, NY - March 1996) Ben Folds

goes Joe Caparo again with Darren`s girl friend They`re asking where you been like I know where ya been hey Summer where ya been I tried to tell you tried to tell you took a little bit too long and now your

Rockin' The Suburbs Ben Folds

Let me tell y'all what it's like Being male, middle-class and white It's a b*tch, if you don't believe Listen up to my new CD (Sha-mon) I got sh*t runnin' throught my brain It's so intense that

Adelaide Folds Ben Folds

Smith`s forty Someone spiked my rice The rest, history Now I am a fixture down Rundle Mall Watching as the locals pass Silver balls I can see their eyes are round They`re pointed down They scan

Rockin' The Suburbs (Remix '06) Ben Folds

Let me tell y`all what it`s like Being male middle-class and white It`s a b*tch if you don`t believe Listen up to my new CD Sha-mon I got sh*t runnin` throught my brain It`s so intense that I can

Fred Jones Part 2 Ben Folds

Cause today's just a day like the day that he started Noone is left here that knows his first name And life barrels on like a runaway train Where the passengers change They don't change anything You get

Fred Jones, Pt. 2 Ben Folds

Cause today's just the day Like the day that he started No one is left here That knows his first name And life barrells on Like a runaway train Where the passengers change They don't change anything You get

Fred Jones Part 2 (With West Australian Symphony Orchestra) Ben Folds

today's just a day like the day that he started Noone has left here that knows his first name And life barrels on like a runaway train Where the passengers change They don't change anything You get

Fred Jones Part 2 (Live at Kings Park, Perth, Australia - March 2005) Ben Folds

Cause today's just a day like the day that he started Noone has left here that knows his first name And life barrels on like a runaway train Where the passengers change They don't change anything You get

Girl (Live at Roseland Ballroom, New York, NY - June 2002) Ben Folds

Girl, it's been a long time Since we had it going on that way Feelings getting stronger Each and every day Wake up, oh yeah I can feel you but you're not there Holding on to thin air Cause your

Girl (Single B-Side - 2001) Ben Folds

Ahh yeah Girl it`s been a long time Since we had it going on that way Feelings getting stronger Each and every day Ahh Wake up oh yeah I can feel you but you`re not there Holding on to thin air Cause your

Brainwascht Ben Folds

Was your mind squeaky clean in the first place?

The Secret Life Of Morgan Davis (Alternate Mix - 2001) Ben Folds

Uh, okay, we're going to do a new song thenIt's about a man named, uhMorgan Davis, MorganMorgan left the house to get some Cream of WheatAnd came back with a little bit moreAll right, this features Joe

Girl Ben Folds

Girl - Ben Folds (벤 폴즈) Ahh, yeah Girl, it's been a long time Since we had it going on that way Feelings getting stronger Each and every day Ahh Wake up, oh yeah I can feel you but you're not there

Bitches Ain't Shit Ben Folds

"Bitches Ain't Shit" Bitches ain't shit, bitches ain't shit Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks Lick on these nuts and suck the dick Lets get the fuck out after you're done And I hops in my ride

Protection Ben Folds

Tourists wear their wallets in high places when abroad So as not to be ripped off in ways to which they're not apprised Lawyers write some goofy terms in letters to the future So as not to get all screwed

Bizarre Christmas Incident Ben Folds

Ho ho hoPlay it GrandpaYeah play itLet`s tell them a little story About what happened this Christmas Yeah tell them tell `em `bout Christmas Christmas Eve I didn`t get much sleep I kept hearing things

Philosophy (Inc Misirlou) Ben Folds

you see they always used to be there even when this all was grass and I sang and danced about a high-rise and you were laughing at my helmet hat, laughing at my torch go ahead you can laugh all

Philosophy Ben Folds

Philosophy by Ben Folds Five Won't you look up at the skyline At the mortar, block, and glass And check out the reflections in my eyes See they always used to be there Even when this was all was

Rent A Cop Folds Ben Folds

I'm 'trolling food court for girls Yeah, it's the best job in the world They know they're safe with me They love my little mustache They love a man in uniform Oh With my sunglass they can't See what I'm

Rent A Cop Ben Folds

I'm trollin' food court for girls Yeah, it's the best job in the world Yeah, they know they're safe with me They love my little mustache They love a man in uniform, oh With my sunglasses They can't see

Golden Slumbers Ben Folds

Once there was a way to get back homeward Once there was a way to get back home Sleep pretty darling do not cry And I will sing a lullabye Golden slumbers fill your eyes Smiles awake you when you

Golden Slumbers (Live at Bowery Ballroom, New York, NY - December 2001) Ben Folds

Once There Was a Way To Get Back Homeward Once There Was a Way To Get Back Home Sleep Pretty Darlin` Do Not Cry And I Will Sing a Lullabye Golden Slumbers Fill Your Eyes Smiles Await You When You Rise

Protection (Demo 1994) Ben Folds

Tourists wear their wallets in high places when abroad So as not to be ripped off in ways to which they`re not apprised Lawyers write some goofy terms in letters to the future So as not to get all

Protection (Demo - 1994) Ben Folds

Tourists wear their wallets in high places when abroad So as not to be ripped off in ways to which they`re not apprised Lawyers write some goofy terms in letters to the future So as not to get all screwed

All U Can Eat Ben Folds

And out the window to the parking lot At their SUVs taking all of the space They give no fuck They talk as loud as they want They give no fuck Just as long as there`s enough for them Gotta get on

All You Can Eat Ben Folds

And out the window to the parking lot At their SUV’s taking all the space They give no fuck They talk as loud as they want They give no fuck Just as long as there’s enough for them Gonna get on the

Ascent Of Stan Ben Folds

that you're no fun since the war was won in fact, you have become all of the things you've always run from the ascent of Stan textbook hippy man get rest while you can so where'd the years

Stevens Last Night In Town Ben Folds

everyone here Except for Tamara Easter Who later revealed to him Her innermost secrets Won us over with stories About Linda McCarthey Lost points with the ladies For saying he couldn't love a woman

The Ascent Of Stan Ben Folds

That you뭨e no fun Since the war was won In fact, you have become all of the things you뭭e always run away from The ascent of Stan Textbook hippie man Get rest while you can So where뭗 the years

Underground (Demo 1992) Ben Folds

I was never cool in school I`m sure you don`t remember me And now it`s been ten years I`m still wondering who to be But i love to mix in circles Cliques and social coteries That`s me Hand me my

Capable Of Anything Ben Folds

forgive me But I stopped caring what you think about me I gave up We’re told we are capable of anything But you don’t seem to think that you are Capable of anything Swung and missed I put my

Silver Street Ben Folds

Now the houses are ghost over Silver Street you've got them dressed up like clowns married couples slamming doors vums praiseing the lord your playing tapes for the town well the neighborhoods nest

The Ascent Of Stan (Live at Roseland Ballroom, New York, NY - June 2002) Ben Folds

view there Do you read what they`re saying about you That you`re no fun Since the war was won In fact you have become all of the things you`ve always run away from The ascent of Stan Textbook hippie man Get

Bastard Ben Folds

The old bastard left his ties and his suit A brown box, mothballs and bowling shoes and his opinion so you'd never have to choose Pretty soon, you'll be an old bastard too You get smaller while the

The Secret Life Of Morgan Davis Ben Folds

The secret life and he leads it by selling drugs keeps him up at night Hes selling hash screwing trailer trash Hey hes making cash Its a whoring Life My friends are all salesman My wife is a slut

Landed (Strings Version) Ben Folds

We'd hit the bottom I thought it was my fault And in a way I guess it was I'm just now finding out What it was all about Moved to the west coast away from everyone She never told me that you called Back

Landed Ben Folds

We'd hit the bottom, I thought it was my fault And in a way I guess it was I'm just now finding out What it was all about Moved to the west coast away from everyone She never told me that you called

Landed (New Version) Ben Folds

We'd hit the bottom I thought it was my fault And in a way I guess it was I'm just now finding out What it was all about Moved to the west coast away from everyone She never told me that you called Back

Losing Lisa (Demo - 2000) Ben Folds

"The lights are off again She took me by surprise She's so sensitive This shit just happens sometimes She's my everything She's my best friend and more We don't do anything We didn't do the day