Rent A Cop Ben Folds

I'm trollin' food court for girls Yeah, it's the best job in the world Yeah, they know they're safe with me They love my little mustache They love a man in uniform, oh With my sunglasses They can't see

Rent A Cop Folds Ben Folds

I'm 'trolling food court for girls Yeah, it's the best job in the world They know they're safe with me They love my little mustache They love a man in uniform Oh With my sunglass they can't See what I'm

Adelaide Folds Ben Folds

Adelaide On a plane Far from the united states Of LA Dropping in from outer space Takes a day Now I see the Bogans At the motor race Here you know the world could turn Or crash and burn And you

Long Tall Texan Ben Folds

Long Tall Texan - Ben Folds (벤 폴즈) Well I'm a long tall Texan I wear a ten-gallon hat (He rides from Texas wearing a ten-gallon hat) Yes I'm a long tall Texan I wear a ten-gallon hat (He rides from

Long Tall Texan (Live at the Warehouse Houston, TX - October 2008) Ben Folds

Well I'm a long tall Texan I wear a ten-gallon hat (He rides from Texas wearing a ten-gallon hat) Yes I'm a long tall Texan I wear a ten-gallon hat (He rides from Texas wearing a ten-gallon hat) Well people

Picture Window Ben Folds

They checked into the hospital New Year's Eve Nothing to be done about that Rainbows, daffodils she's not naive Symbolism's all crap There's a big picture window in their room On the ward, with

Picture Window (Live at HMV Hammersmith Apollo, London, UK - February 2011) Ben Folds

They checked into the hospital New Year's Eve Nothing to be done about that Rainbows, daffodils she's not naive Symbolism's all crap There's a big picture window in their room On the ward, with a view

Golden Slumbers Ben Folds

Once there was a way to get back homeward Once there was a way to get back home Sleep pretty darling do not cry And I will sing a lullabye Golden slumbers fill your eyes Smiles awake you when you

Golden Slumbers (Live at Bowery Ballroom, New York, NY - December 2001) Ben Folds

Once There Was a Way To Get Back Homeward Once There Was a Way To Get Back Home Sleep Pretty Darlin` Do Not Cry And I Will Sing a Lullabye Golden Slumbers Fill Your Eyes Smiles Await You When You Rise

Army Ben Folds

Army by Ben Folds Well I thought about the army Dad said, Son you`re f~~king high And I thought, yeah there`s a first for everything So I took my old man`s advice Three sad semesters It was only

The Secret Life Of Morgan Davis (Alternate Mix - 2001) Ben Folds

Uh, okay, we're going to do a new song thenIt's about a man named, uhMorgan Davis, MorganMorgan left the house to get some Cream of WheatAnd came back with a little bit moreAll right, this features Joe

late ben folds

Under some dirty words on a dirty wall Eating takeout by myself I play the shows Got back in the van and put the walkman on And you were playing In some other time a thousand miles away I played

Side Of The Road (Alternate Cello Ver.) Ben Folds

You wait in the car on the side of the road Let me go and stand a while I wanna know you`re there But I wanna be alone If only for a minute or two I wanna see what it feels like to be without you

Brainwascht Ben Folds

One, two, three If you wanna write a letter, write a letter If you'd rather make a phone call Pick up the phone up, and call me But if you had to say it all with a pop song Couldn't you at least have

Phone In A Pool Ben Folds

Take it easy, take it slow, oh Get on with the show, ah That's what I know I woke in a cold sweat last night Seems what's been good for the music Hasn't always been so good for the life I've thrown my

Video Killed the Radio Star Ben Folds

I heard you on the wireless back in fifty two Lying awake intent at tuning in on you If i was young It didn't stop you coming through Oh a oh They took the credit for your second symphony Rewrittten by

Unrelated (Demo Fragment - 1996) Ben Folds

What would it take to make me happy today A baby with a bagel or a hat that looks like hair What could I see to make the sun come out for me A dog that has to wear the leash before he can pee (unfinished

The Secret Life Of Morgan Davis Ben Folds

He wants the lights, the Jaz, a piece of ass A toothless bitch to blow him for a vile of crack He cooks his junk in some Gatorade And scores a bag of chronic on the East MLK.

Sentimental Guy Ben Folds

There's a moment in my mind I scribbled and erased a thousand times Like a letter never written or sent These conversations with the dead I used to be a sentimental guy Now I'm haunted by the left

Sentimental Guy (Live at A.E.C. Theatre, Adelaide, Australia - May 2011) Ben Folds

There's a moment in my mind I scribbled and erased a thousand times Like a letter never written or sent These conversations with the dead I used to be a sentimental guy Now I'm haunted by the left unsaid

Careless Whisper (With Rufus Wainwright) Ben Folds

music dies Something in your eyes Calls to mind the silver screen And all its sad goodbyes Im never gonna dance again Guilty feet aint got no rhythm Though its easy to pretend I know youre not a

Champagne Supernova (Live Single B-Side - 1997) Ben Folds

How many special people change How many lives are living strange Where were you when we were getting high Slowly walking down the hall Faster than a cannonball Where were you when we were getting high

Bitches Ain't Shit Ben Folds

I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night Tighter than a mutharfuckin' gangsta beats And we was ballin' on the muthafuckin' Compton streets Peep that

Jesusland Ben Folds

Take a walk out the gate you go and never stop past all the stores and wig shops quarter in a cup for every block and watch the buildings grow smaller as you go Down the tracks beautiful

Jesusland (Stadium Ver.) (Live Hammersmith Apollo London, 5/31/05) Ben Folds

Take a walk out the gate you go and never stop past all the stores and wig shops quarter in a cup for every block and watch the buildings grow smaller as you go Down the tracks beautiful McMansions on

Jesusland (Live In Kartini Jakarta, Indonesia, 5/26/2011) Ben Folds

Take a walk out the gate you go and never stop past all the stores and wig shops quarter in a cup for every block and watch the buildings grow smaller as you go Down the tracks beautiful McMansions on

Evaporated Ben Folds

and proud Woke up way too late Feeling hung over and old And the sun was shining bright And I walked barefoot down the road Started thing about my old man It seems that all men Wanna get into a

Bizarre Christmas Incident Ben Folds

Ho ho hoPlay it GrandpaYeah play itLet`s tell them a little story About what happened this Christmas Yeah tell them tell `em `bout Christmas Christmas Eve I didn`t get much sleep I kept hearing things

The Luckiest Ben Folds

I don뭪 get many things right the first time In fact, I am told that a lot Now I know all the wrong turns, the stumbles and falls Brought me here And where was I before the day That I first saw your

Adelaide Ben Folds

Adelaide On a plane Far from the united states Of LA Dropping in from outer space Takes a day Now I see the Bogans At the motor race Here you know the world could turn Or crash and burn And you

Lost In The Supermarket Ben Folds

I'm all lost in the supermarket I can no longer shop happily I came in here for the special offer A guaranteed personality I wasn't born so much as I fell out Nobody seemed to notice me We had a

Prison Food Ben Folds

You walked the earth Talked and never spoke a word She wonders who'll be the first to go I said you know, the biggest things we gotta face alone Don't wanna waste time and go Alone Alone

Break Up At Food Court Ben Folds

I tried to do it on Saturday Say it all and then be on my way Ive been sitting here staring at my fries I didnt have shit to say for an hour and a half Breaking up Breaking up Breaking up Breaking

Adelaide (Live In Adelaide 2011) Ben Folds

Adelaide On a plane Far from the united states Of LA Dropping in from outer space Takes a day Now I see the Bogans At the motor race Here you know the world could turn Or crash and burn And you

Evaporated (Demo 1992) Ben Folds

and proud Woke up way too late Feeling hungover and old And the sun was shining bright And I walked barefoot down the road Started thinking `bout my old ma It seems that all I want to get into a

Dog Ben Folds

My dog walks a path on the same line And lately I`m thinkin I might take this advice, yeah, yeah `Cause he sees through the fence and he thinks I`m free But my brain and his chain look the same to me All

Evaporated (Demo - 1992) Ben Folds

pent up and proud Woke up way too late Feeling hungover and old And the sun was shining bright And I walked barefoot down the road Started thinking `bout my old man It seems that all I want to get into a

You To Thank Ben Folds

By the time the buzz was wearing off we were standing out on the sidewalk with our tattoos that looked like rings in the hot Nevada sun Kids piled high, our moms and dads shook hands in a party

You To Thank (Live In AEC Theatre, Adelaide, Australia, 5/22/11) Ben Folds

By the time the buzz was wearing off we were standing out on the sidewalk with our tattoos that looked like rings in the hot Nevada sun Kids piled high our moms and dads shook hands in a party of

Air Ben Folds

Saw a silhouette across a fluorescent Floating overhead undoing his helmet Through the murky beams and blue-green sea life I saw him spinnin` towards the moonlight I pull him in he wasn`t breathin` His

The Luckiest (About Time Ver.) Ben Folds

I don`t get many things right the first time In fact, I am told that a lot Now I know all the wrong turns The stumbles and falls brought me here And where was I before the day That I first saw your

Luckiest Ben Folds

I don't get many things right the first time In fact, I am told that a lot Now I know all the wrong turns, the stumbles and falls Brought me here And where was I before the day That I first saw your

All U Can Eat Ben Folds

Squatting bare-assed in the dirt eating rice from a bowl With a towel on their head And maybe a bone in their nose See that asshole with a peace-sign on his licence plate Giving me the finger and

The Last Polka Ben Folds

shook her head to see him snoring in his sleep "if you really loved me," she said, "I wouldn't have to be so mean" he's a heap of junk that pours from his top drawer he sometimes likes to spread it

Family Of Me Ben Folds

It's not a first Yeah I'm sure I must have been through worse, but Ooh, it's alright Got a paddle and a creek Yeah and it's alright Cuz I've always got my family of me

Selfless, Cold And Composed Ben Folds

polite You've done no wrong You've done no wrong Get out of my sight It's easy to be Easy and Free When it doesn't mean anything You remain Selfless cold and composed Come on baby Now throw me a

Selfless, Cold and Composed (Live at Bowery Ballroom, New York, NY - December 2001) Ben Folds

be so polite You've done no wrong You've done no wrong Get out of my sight It's easy to be Easy and Free When it doesn't mean anything You remain Selfless cold and composed Come on baby Now throw me a

Effington Ben Folds

Effington - Ben Folds (벤 폴즈) If there's a God, he is laughing at us and our football team Effington could be a wonderful effing place I can see it from the highway and I'm wondering Are they effing

Effington (Live at Ax Hall, Seoul, South Korea - June 2011) Ben Folds

If there's a God, he is laughing at us and our football team Effington could be a wonderful effing place I can see it from the highway and I'm wondering Are they effing in their yards Effing in their cars

Gracie Ben Folds

You can't fool me, I saw you when you came out You got your momma's taste but you got my mouth And you will always have a part of me Nobody else is ever going to see Gracie girl With your cards