Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire Bob Rivers

Chipmunks roasting on an open fire Hot sauce dripping from their toes (Oh! That tickles!) Yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir They poked hot skewers through their nose (Ow!

The Christmas Song Bob Dylan

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire Jack Frost nipping at your nose Yule-tide carols being sung by a choir And folks dressed up like Eskimos.

The Twisted Chipmunk Song Bob Rivers

(All right you Chipmunks! Ready to sing your song? -I'll say we are! -Yeah! -Let's sing it now! Okay, Simon? -Okay! Okay, Theodore? -Okay! Okay, Alvin? Alvin? ALVIN! -OKAY!!!)

OJ's Trial Thing Bob Rivers

I think you're gonna get passed around like Madonna in an NBA locker room. O.J. You slime. O.J. You gave the devil the ball, you whore. O.J. You love it! O.J., O.J.

Beat Up Old Jetliner Bob Rivers

I'm riding along on this beat-up old plane; Look out the window. All the rivets are rusted.

Decorations Bob Rivers

I love the colored lights every year And the way the neighbors stop their cars and stare I strap a Santa Claus on my roof Plastic candy canes and reindeer everywhere I'm stringin' up decorations It's straining

Minimum Wage Bob Rivers

I'd like a Spiffy Burger with low fat cheese and an order of seasoned curly fries but only if they're cooked in virgin peanut oil. -Ummm, $7.42 at the second window. Drive through please.

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Wreck The Malls Bob Rivers

your charge card to the limit Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la Checkbook now has nothing in it Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Wreck the malls with my friend Charlie Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Drive to K-Mart on

Mr. Magoo Bob Rivers

Got a flat in Timbuktu Waiting for AAA And I saw that single headlight through the rain Flagged the geezer in the car down, He was going the wrong way We sped away and left rubber on all four lanes He

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The Fire Inside Bob Seger

"The Fire Inside" There's a hard moon risin' on the streets tonight There's a reckless feeling in your heart as you head out tonight Through the concrete canyons To the midtown lights Where

Chipmunks & Chestnuts Jimmy Fallon

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The Christmas Song-Chestinuts Roasting Derric Johnson's Vocal Orchestra

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Christmas Party Song Bob Rivers

It's Christmas time and I'm in trouble Got too drunk at the company affair Sat on the copier, wore no apparel Did it on a dare Insulted the boss and French-kissed a stranger Pinched his butt poured beer

Bowel Moves Bob Rivers

Just had a big burrito with beans and rice, Salsa on top, with some extra spice, Lots of extra spice.

Homeless On the Holidays Bob Rivers

Oh there’s food for the homeless on the holidays Cause no matter how filthy or uncombed If you’re down on your luck you can really graze For the holidays we throw those bums a bone I met a man who drank

He's So Jolly Bob Rivers

You're looking great, Santa Lost some weight, Santa Red cheeks glowing, ho-ho-ho'ing, you keep growing strong I feel the roof shaking That whole house quaking Whenever you grab that sack of toys and slide on

I Used To Rock And Roll All Night Bob Rivers

We're puttin' on the makeup again. It covers up a buncha wrinkled skin. You bring the bread, We'll make the gravy. You keep on standin', We'll keep on singin.

A Letter To Santa Bob Rivers

This year when you make your rounds, I hope you’ll take time stop by the house for a cup of coffee and some cookies, so that, uh, we can discuss an offer I know you can’t refuse.

Flu Ride Bob Rivers

Just hear those noses snifflin' Sore throats ticklin' too Come on it's lousy weather To be sufferin' inside with the flu Outside the snow is fallin' Your fever's at 102 Let's take some Alka-Seltzer And

Wrong Foot Amputated Bob Rivers

Wrong foot amputated Wrong foot amputated He got the wrong foot amputated The doctor had compassion he tried to cure my disease I was sweating on the way to the op room gave me sedatives to put me at ease

How It Feels (To Be Old) Bob Rivers

Lately all the songs I write Are slow and on the mellow side. I used to stand on MTV, But now they bring a chair for me.

Walkin' 'Round In Women's Underwear Bob Rivers

Later on, if you wanna, We can dress, like Madonna. Put on some eye shade, and join the parade. Walking around in women's underwear. Lacey things, missing. Didn't ask, permission.

Spinning Reel Bob Rivers

income and your Your wife left home Spinning reel Is all you own Bummed a couple quarters for a half a dozen worms Land a native brook-ie watch that spinning reel burn Never mind the no fishing sign On

Officer Fuhrman Bob Rivers

Waits at the Bronco; opens the window To leave a few drops on the floor, a smudge on the door. Officer Mark Fuhrman, Where did that blood come from? Officer Mark Fuhrman, He dropped the bloody glove.

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I'm A Weight Watcher Bob Rivers

Couldn't reacy my toes To put my shoes on. But now I'm 28, I'm big, fat, and overweight. I've got a new pastime to chew on. I'm a Weight Watcher, I'm a plate watcher. Watchin' food go by, My, my, my.

Getting Fatter All The Time Bob Rivers

Put on a few pounds, my shape's getting round. And lately I can't see my shoes. I hate to admit, but I'm getting fatter, fatter, A little fatter all the time. I can't lose no weight.

Buttcracker Suite Bob Rivers

Magical shorts that disappear Buy your loved one this Noël The kind of gift he can't resell Because it kind of smells If someone else has tried it on Thong! You could be dancing cheek to cheek Thong!

When A Man Loves A Chicken Bob Rivers

When a man loves a chicken He can't keep his mind on nothin' else, He stay in the barn for the good thing he's found. If he is henpecked he can't see it; she can't do no wrong.

Who Put The Stump Bob Rivers

I'd like to find the guy Who done me wrong And stuck my butt up On this Christmas tree. Who put the stump In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump? Who took and jammed it In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong?

O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads Bob Rivers

Don't forget your sleeping bags Oh come get us some floor seats We followed them for four weeks Oh come get us some floor seats To see the Lord Come all ye hippies Throwbacks to the '60's Paint flowers on

There's A Santa Who Looks A Lot Like Elvis Bob Rivers

Signs you can't ignore Well, I have put on a few pounds It's the wackiest thing to see Buddy Holly's on his knee Boy, you're a skinny little feller aren't you?

We Wish You Weren't Living With Us Bob Rivers

Correct us if we're mistaken But those are long distance calls you're makin' How long do you plan on takin' Advantage of us Pay up!

Manger 6 Bob Rivers

And in case unexpected visitors drop in on ya; Shepherds, Wise Men, holy ghosts. It's not a problem at Manger 6. There is plenty of Frankincense and Myrrh to go around.

O Little Town Of Bethlehem Bob Rivers

And praises sing to God the king, and peace to men on earth.

The Angel Bob Rivers

The angel rides with hunch-backed children, poison oozing from his engine Wieldin' love as a lethal weapon, on his way to hubcap heaven Baseball cards poked in his spokes, his boots in oil he's patiently

Jingle Hells Bells Bob Rivers

favorite things We like bar fights We like nose rings We like eating snails We always indulge in our favorite things No wonder our skin's so pale Girls in black leather with tight little tushes Tattoos on

There's Another Santa Claus Bob Rivers

Just saw Santa Claus Just saw Santa Claus Just gave a Santa Claus change Drove downtown and a bell ringing Santa Claus Hit me up again When those sleigh bells jingle jangle On my roof top tonight Will

The Christmas Song Michael Bolton

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire Jack Frost nipping at your nose Yuletide carols being sung by the fire And folks dressed up like Eskimos Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe Help to make the

Youll Accompny Me Bob Seger

smiling in the summer sun I've seen your long hair flying when you run I've made my mind up that it's meant to be Someday lady you'll accomp'ny me Someday lady you'll accomp'ny me Out where the rivers

The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Dwight Yoakam

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