When I Go Out With Artists Crash Test Dummies

When I go out with artists They talk about language and the cubists and the dadaists And I try to catch their meanings And keep up with all the martinis I don't know which should be my favorite paintings

Afternoons & Coffeespoons Crash Test Dummies

in the daytime Times when the day is like a play by Sartre When it seems a bookburning's in perfect order Well, I gave the doctor my description I've tried to stick to my prescriptions Someday

The Voyage Crash Test Dummies

It may be that I'd like to But I won't fall in love with you We won't spend the rest of our lives together But anyway couldn't we go on a trip together We could go to the British Islands And hike

Afternoons And Coffeespoons Crash Test Dummies

There's a breeze that makes my breathing not so easy I've had my lungs checked out with X rays I've smelled the hospital hallways Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline Someday I'll wear pajamas

Our Driver Gestures Crash Test Dummies

When you start your journey, you go and meet your driver You shake his hand, and hope he's feeling well The things to come may be somewhat unfamiliar Like eating herring where the sun does not go down

All Of This Ugly Crash Test Dummies

I was walking through the country And passing through lovely scenery When I came upon some rotting remains And though the carcass was wormy Well, after all, it's all part of nature's art of cleaning

Aching To Sneeze Crash Test Dummies

Aching To Sneeze I've been aching to sneeze Begging please, pretty please But I can't get the thing to come out I've been down on my knees I've been pissing on trees But the evil thing just

How Does A Duck Know? Crash Test Dummies

And how to tell his wife from all the other ducks, hmmm You can cut a chicken's head off And it will keep on running and twitching When everything seems planned out When everything seems nicely planned

There Are Many Dangers Crash Test Dummies

If your toast gets stuck in the toaster Do not put a fork in the toaster while it is hooked up, or look out I did and I got caught in the current Pulled me in and shook me while it held me tight

The Ghosts That Haunt Me Crash Test Dummies

There's a skeleton in everybody's closet I can think of one or two in my own room But I would like to introduce them both to you You'd shake their bony hands and so dispell the gloom [CHORUS] 'Cause

How Does A Duck Know Crash Test Dummies

You can cut a chicken's head off and it will keep on running and twitching [CHORUS] When everything seems planned out when everything seems nicely planned out well the human race will come and smack

In The Days Of The Caveman Crash Test Dummies

When you go on camping trips You're stuck right out in nature Foraging the forests like a primate Using sharpened tools instead of hotplates Your thumb and forefinger Supposed to show you're not

Get You In The Morning Crash Test Dummies

Get You In The Morning I want it cheap, I want it now I want it fast, and I want it with feeling I want it deep, I want a vow I want it to last, and I want it with meaning I will come and get you

I Think I'll Disappear Now Crash Test Dummies

aftertaste that you've left now that you're not around You can just pretend we're not in the same room Well, alright I'll just mosey to the bathroom You flew by like a summer vacation And you left me with

Here On Earth (I'll Have My Cake) Crash Test Dummies

Some folks say that life is just a veil of tears Not me man I can't pack enough into these years I don't care if it's spring summer winter or fall Make no fuss about the seasons, 'cause I like 'em all

A Little Something Crash Test Dummies

A Little Something There's some stuff on my shoe That's got nothing to do With the places you think that I've been And the stuff on my breath Isn't some kiss of death From the people you think

A Worm s Life Crash Test Dummies

Although you think me cold and slimy I've got a nice home I've tasted your best guacamole And siesta'd at noon in the cool of the soil A worm's life can be easy If you lay low, out of sight Sometimes

A Worm's Life Crash Test Dummies

A Worms Life Although you think me cold and slimy I've got a nice home I've tasted your best guacamole And siesta'd at noon in the cool of the soil A worm's life can be easy If you lay low, out

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Crash Test Dummies

Once, there was this kid who Got into an accident and couldn't come to school But when he finally came back His hair had turned from black into bright white He said that it was from when The cars

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Crash Test Dummies

Once, there was this kid who Got into an accident and couldn't come to school But when he finally came back His hair had turned from black into bright white He said that it was from when The cars

God Shuffled His Feet Crash Test Dummies

The people sipped their wine And what with God there, they asked him questions Like "do you have to eat Or get your hair cut in Heaven?

God Shuffeled His Feet Crash Test Dummies

back in the shade The people sipped their wine And what with God there, they asked him questions Like: Do you have to eat Or get your hair cut in heaven?

Comin' Back Soon (The Bereft Man's Song) Crash Test Dummies

I've all my wisdom teeth Two up top, two beneath And yet I'll recognise My mouth says things that aren't so wise But when I sing my darling's praise I know I'm right, or close anyways For she's a

I'm Outlived By That Thing? Crash Test Dummies

I threw out a stupid common paperweight And it went out into the country To a place where other solid objects lie around Well, it's quite hard, and so it's probably still there And when I die, it will

I'm Outlived By That Thing Crash Test Dummies

Im Outlived By That Thing I threw out a stupid common paperweight And it went out into the country To a place where other solid objects lie around Well, it's quite hard, and so it's probably still

My Own Sunrise Crash Test Dummies

When we met, it was in the hot green jungle Your perfect flesh impervious to anything fungal You would sweat coconut milk and I'd lie awake, restless with the heat during the night Dawn would come

Give Yourself A Hand Crash Test Dummies

I know you want to I know you can Put down your children And free up your hands Come on and free up your hands Come on and free up your hands Do you still like to kiss her?

I m A Dog Crash Test Dummies

I'm a dog, and I can smell your smell right through your clothes And I espouse some views that you yourself just might not hold Sometimes I am given pause to think when I consider what we could call

A Cigarette Is All You Get Crash Test Dummies

A Cigarette Is All You Get I'm all freaked out I'm all tweaked out I'm being chased by insects And I wanna eat my cigarettes I can't hang out I'm all strung out I've got to grab me by the

I'm A Dog Crash Test Dummies

"I'm A Dog" I'm a dog, and I can smell your smell right through your clothes And I espouse some views that you yourself just might not hold Sometimes I am given pause to think when I consider

Swimming In Your Ocean Crash Test Dummies

When I'm sampling from your bosom Sometimes, I suffer from distractions like Why does God cause things like tornadoes and train wrecks?

The Physic Crash Test Dummies

Swimming In Your Ocean When I'm sampling from your bosom Sometimes I suffer from distractions like Why does God cause things like tornadoes and train wrecks?

Crash Test The Mastersons

I wanna ride with you Travel through space and time with you I wanna ride with you Take a swim with you deep down into the ocean blue with you I wanna dive with you I just gotta know so come on let's go

At my funeral Crash Test Dummies

I'm still young, but I know my days are numbered 1234567 and so on But a time will come when these numbers have all ended And all I've ever seen will be forgotten Won't you come To my funeral

Superman's Song Crash Test Dummies

a real gent He would not be caught sittin' around in no Junglescape, dumb as an ape doing nothing [CHORUS] Superman never made any money For saving the world from Solomon Grundy And sometimes I

My Enemies Crash Test Dummies

I sit and concentrate, and try hard not to hate my enemies I try to picture them dressed up as furry little bunnies But when I look into their glass eyes I can see they're cold and hard and pink

Pissed With Me Crash Test Dummies

Pissed With Me You try to play it cool, but you're pissed with me In the swimming pool where you kissed with me You're a shiny jewel, two-fistin' drinks on me You're a killing tool, you're getting

Just Shoot Me, Baby Crash Test Dummies

muff Get on the table and show us your stuff Right here next to me I'm a fat old man, sweatin' and huffin' A gin in my hand and your pretty little muffin Right here next to me Just don't feed me with

I Want To Par-tay! Crash Test Dummies

I Want To Par-tay Well looky here now, my oh my I got a bug stuck in my eye I feel the chill right through my coat I got a pill stuck in my throat I'm a man, walking with a stick I'm a man who

An Old Scab Crash Test Dummies

I sit each morning Look at my empty notebook The room is quiet The air conditioning sounds like rain falling Manic-depressive composer Robert Schumann When he could not write He'd get down on his

Overachievers Crash Test Dummies

Long ago, a woman prayed that her suitors be Repelled so she might serve God, be His only God heard her prayers floating up and his heart was cheered He rewarded her amply with a full beard But then

He Liked To Feel It Crash Test Dummies

Long ago, a woman prayed that her suitors be Repelled so she might serve God, be His only God heard her prayers floating up and his heart was cheered He rewarded her amply with a full beard But then

Thick-Necked Man Crash Test Dummies

stand by justice He aint stood by justice yet He gets them drunk and gets their money They cash their welfare checks for stout Now he throws them into the street He's sucked you in, he'll spit you out

The Psychic Crash Test Dummies

like the lay of the land The first time she met me, she saw right through me Some cards and a cane in her hand, and she said All the years that have come to pass And all the years that shall be I

Here I Stand Before Me Crash Test Dummies

inside me, I'm trapped way down in my body I, I, I, oh, here I stand before me But something's outta place here My mind's eye is missing from my body Well, I know it's there, but I can't see where

Two Knights And Maidens Crash Test Dummies

Once, there were two knights and maidens They'd walk together, out in the gardens In all kinds of weather The knights always pestered the maidens To love them together, out in the gardens And they

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Two Knights And Maidens Once there were two knights and maidens They'd walk together Out in the gardens In all kinds of weather The knights always pestered the maidens To love them together Out

The Country Life Crash Test Dummies

Darling I've been thinking this one through We've been fighting like cat and dog now here's what we've go to do This life in the city is killing the love that we one knew We could be happy in the country

Winter Song Crash Test Dummies

I can't say that I miss my old dog much And I've never looked back since I left home long ago But I hoped a trip into the country Would help remind me all the things I used to know That's what I

I Love Your Goo Crash Test Dummies

I Love Your Goo I love your guts, I love your goo Your ugly blood, your creepy heart The heart that's true to me and you I thank you I'd eat your gum, I'd eat your goo I love the blood that lights