Epic Tales of Adventure Dead Milkmen

There's an old lady who washes her clothes In the same laundromat as me She told me of her son And some shoes that hurt his feet Mean little nails rose up in a bunch and plunged into his soles Filling

Shaft in Greenland Dead Milkmen

The world's full of danger You do what you can You'll feel like a stranger Like Shaft in Greenland Travel around and meet all the people Don't be afraid to touch them lightly Travel around and

(Theme from) Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Dead Milkmen

Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern You are invited To Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern You are invited So

Filet of Sole Dead Milkmen

Filet of sole baby Is my favorite dish Filet of sole baby When the dish is fish Cause oh, I lose control When you serve filet of sole Now your cooking baby Got an appetite Said your cooking

City of Mud Dead Milkmen

Built ourselves a city And we made it out of mud Dried it off this morning Out there in the desert sun And we never do no working Just sit and watch TV Well, I finally found a city Full of people

Swampland of Desire Dead Milkmen

I will trim your fir trees And I will light your fire And I will wrestle alligators In your swampland of desire And I will come upon you Like lightning from above And I will plant my feet into

The Pit Dead Milkmen

Hee and a hoe And I love my baby so In the bottom of the bottomless pit Don't make a sound Or we might drag your baby down To the bottom of the bottomless pit I'm covered with slime and ick and

V.F.W. Dead Milkmen

Mom and Dad don't like me They say I'm mean and rude They've tried to make me a good little boy By sticking downers in my food Fucked up world We're all veterans of a fucked up world Fucked up

The Guitar Song Dead Milkmen

You say, what's that sound Coming out of the hole in the wood? You say, what's that sound Coming out of the hole in the wood? You say, what's that sound Coming out of the hole in the wood?

The Conspiracy Song Dead Milkmen

They pick the winners on Star Search They own the Christians, they own the Jews They own the Mormons, Moslems, too They put the holes in my socks They put that snake in my mail box From the halls of

Moron Dead Milkmen

Hangin out in the commode Listening to Depeche Mode You look like some kind of toad Why are you a moron?

Beige Sunshine Dead Milkmen

If only traces of lead were detectable Open your brain to a new kind of pain Just step inside and we'll all go insane Please put your thoughts inside a receptacle You are not one of us Your pipes

The Secret of Life Dead Milkmen

I saw a cigar shaped flying ship It landed outside on my lawn You poked your head out of a door And said, "Hurry up get on."

I Walk the Thinnest Line Dead Milkmen

I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line Between the light and dark sides of my mind I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line

Tacoland Dead Milkmen

I wish my band would always play Tacoland, I want to stay You'll understand When you go On Down to Tacoland There's a girl with dirty hair Got her dress up in the air She tells a lot of jokes

The Thing That Only Eats Hippies Dead Milkmen

Wendel brought it to life In the guest-room bathtub It was a special project for his 4-H club But it broke looseout in the middle of the nigth And now it's eating flower children left and right!

The Big Sleazy Dead Milkmen

It's a long way to Anchorage But that's where I'll go with you We'll travel so far, dear To escape that Morning Zoo I hate MMR I hate YSP I do not like Grateful Dead So just don't talk to me I

Nitro Burning Funny Cars Dead Milkmen

Let's go dancing in a dioxin dump Test our love let's press our luck Let's get sick and have our stomachs pumped Let's go dancing in a dioxin dump This world is full of people who Spend their

Life is Shit Dead Milkmen

I ran into a friend of mine Said he was gonna take some words and make them rhyme I said "You can fool some of them some of the time, But you can only fool half them all of the time" He said "Yes

BIT 4 Dead Milkmen

Now I understand some of you don't know Sarah Jane, so I'll tell you a little bit about her. She's a lesbian Eskimo midget albino.

I Against Osbourne Dead Milkmen

I know the CIA is watching me I'm a target of the FBI and PMRC I do not sleep I spend my nights worrying of satellites They put an eye into the sky and did not tell the people why I do not sleep

Brat in the Frat Dead Milkmen

Cause that's one thing I do not need I do not like you radical I hate you and your fancy school You're wrong about the working class I hope they kick your Harvard ass I do not like you world of

Jellyfish Heaven Dead Milkmen

bad You'll go to hell And jellyfish will sting you And your body will swell Jellyfish heaven Is a big blue sea Where it's too cold to surf And it's too warm to ski Jellyfish Heaven Is full of

Bleach Boys Dead Milkmen

I've got some buddies and we all drink bleach You know we practice what we preach We're not a drunken bunch of frat-boys Trashed on beers Or a stoned bunch of hippies With no careers I wanna drink

Big Lizard Dead Milkmen

feed it And you should see the way it shits I've got a big lizard in my backyard Can't afford to feed it anymore Big lizard in my backyard Bustin' down my neighbor's door I was knocked out of

BIT 3 Dead Milkmen

Goes by the name of Professor Griff. He's a great guy. A good ol' boy. That wild old Professor Griff. I think he's a history professor.

Legendary Tales Rhapsody

And darkness covers all the land the silent river flows the jesters dance around the flame playing an ancient song A song of mighty warriors of epic bloody fights while moonlight meets the manor's

My Many Smells Dead Milkmen

Sometimes I smell like a barrel of rotting fruit Stinking up the jungle under the hot tropical sun Other times I smell like thick black swamp-water Backed up into your toilet on a warm summer day

Take Me to the Specialist Dead Milkmen

I like to scream I like to yell They say I'm sick And I need help The specialist won't hurt me He's not like the nuns He's got a lot of pretty pills I think I'll take some yellow ones Take me

BIT 5 Dead Milkmen

Of course, now Earl pleads this might be due to the fact that St. Smizzen's Medical Facility has been dumping their waste on his property.

Rastabilly Dead Milkmen

two hands My baby's got two feet My baby's got a forehead And all the chicken you can eat My baby's got two elbows My baby sure has a nose My baby she's got ten toes And my baby's got a couple of

All Around the World Dead Milkmen

about the UFO's I know about the UFO's I know some things I know I shouldn't know I know a woman who can see all around the world I know a woman who can see all around the world The world is full of

Gorilla Girl Dead Milkmen

Gave to the gorilla girl Gobs and gobs of love No one else would touch that girl Unless they wore a glove Gifted was this girl of mine Great knowledge could she grasp But once she ate a golf pro

Going to Graceland Dead Milkmen

Graceland We'll have to ride a bus We'd better watch our language Or the guards'll beat us up We'll get to make some cheap jokes And buy cheaper souvenirs If this were Disneyland I'd buy a pair of

Silly Dreams Dead Milkmen

keep And told me not to feed them tuna or they'd throw up I fed them tuna and they threw up for hours and hours and hours and hours I was amazed at all the stuff that came from those little bodies of

In Praise of Sha Na Na Dead Milkmen

Sha Na Na Sha Na Na Na Sha Na Na Na Na Sha Na Na Sha Na Na Sha Na Na Na Na Sha Na Na were the kings of Woodstock You know it's true deep in your heart Greasy guys in gold lamae If only Hendrix

Fifty Things Dead Milkmen

forgot his hat I've got fifty things to do But I'll get back to you Somebody left a body in the basement No I'm not sure as to who it is But Tamara went down and saw it this morning Said it kind of

Born to Love Volcanoes Dead Milkmen

Born to love volcanoes Seen em on PBS Born to love volcanoes My apartment is a mess Somewhere under that pile of clothes Lies a whole $10 bill Telephones are ringing In a land called PBS Fat

Here Comes Mr. X Dead Milkmen

Here he comes, he's coming down the street With his drunken wife and his kids that he beats He's gonna tell you that life is hard And then he'll dump his trash in your back yard You'll here lots of

Lucky Dead Milkmen

that way You may not be so lucky You may not be so lucky You may not be so lucky You may not be so lucky Little Debbie drunk on wine Says she's had a very good time Thinks she's had the time of

The Fez Dead Milkmen

The Goddamned periodic table of the elements They've got 109 or so naturally occurring elements Then they've got 10 or 11 of these non-naturally occurring man-made elements And they give em names like

Dollar Signs in Her Eyes Dead Milkmen

She dropped her laundry off at school And hung her children on the clothesline to dry She's throwing trash in her swimming pool She's pouring chlorine on her lawn You might think she needs a pair of

If You Love Somebody Set Them on Fire Dead Milkmen

porch Now I feel a little bad About pouring gas on your dad But you know it's hard to quit And besides he started it I just bought a brand new lighter And I cannot wait to use it With a can of

Big Scary Place Dead Milkmen

you want In this big scary place In this big scary place Everyone forms lines Where you stand and wait In this big scary place In this big scary place The days inch along And you lose track of

Bad Party Dead Milkmen

let us in Shut your mouth, get in the car Cause Ricky Casso wants to drive We're going to a bad party It's the kind where everyone's dull We're going to a bad party Gonna scare the bejesus out of

I am the Walrus Dead Milkmen

Sold my niece to Edwin Meese And I wonder what life's about We talked of tires While your dog caught fire And I wonder what life's about They call me the walrus! They call me the walrus!

Swordfish Dead Milkmen

believes in swordfish I believe in Happy Days I believe in Joanie Loves Crotchie I believe in all that TV crap I believe in swordfish He believes in swordfish Up from the ghetto with the help of

Beach Party Vietnam Dead Milkmen

Vietnam Surfin with the Viet Cong Cookin hot dogs With napalm A beach party Vietnam Franky and Annette were layin in the sand When Franky got a letter from his Uncle Sam Said "Get Moon-Dog and all of

Air Crash Museum Dead Milkmen

Went out to feed the cattle and to my surprise My lawn was full of bodies just a gatherin' up the flies A big ol' jet liner had dropped from outta the sky I was so darned happy that I couldn't beleive

Watching Scotty Die Dead Milkmen

Scotty die Chemical plants across the street Leaves off steam that colors our white sheets It's been happening for years Now I'm crying rainbow tears One day our dog went out to play Instead of