If You Love Somebody Set Them on Fire Dead Milkmen

You know that it would be untrue You know that I would be a liar If I were to say to you I didn't set your house on fire But it's just the way I am You'll have to take it for a fact Life can really

Tiny Town Dead Milkmen

white sheets from the Ku Klux Klan I got myself a daughter and she's a mongoloid Because I married my sister and our gene pool's been destroyed Let's do it This is a tiny town And we don't want you

Bad Party Dead Milkmen

us in Shut your mouth, get in the car Cause Ricky Casso wants to drive We're going to a bad party It's the kind where everyone's dull We're going to a bad party Gonna scare the bejesus out of them

If You Love Somebody Set Them Free Sting & The Police

Free, free, set them free Free, free, set them free Free, free, set them free If you need somebody Call my name If you want someone You can do the same If you want to keep something precious You

Swampland of Desire Dead Milkmen

I will trim your fir trees And I will light your fire And I will wrestle alligators In your swampland of desire And I will come upon you Like lightning from above And I will plant my feet into

Moron Dead Milkmen

Walkin' down on old South Street Say hello to the kids you meet If knowing you is such a treat Then why are you a moron?

I am the Walrus Dead Milkmen

Hey you kids! Cut that crap out! Hey come back here! I know who your parents are! You wouldn't do this if Nixon was in the white house! Come on! I'm the walrus, dammit!

The Secret of Life Dead Milkmen

I saw a cigar shaped flying ship It landed outside on my lawn You poked your head out of a door And said, "Hurry up get on."

Anderson, Walkman, Buttholes, and How! Dead Milkmen

We've got to get together And we've got to save the snails Let's board the purple space ships Before they set sail I want a Yes reunion And you know I want one now No more Anderson, Walkman, Butthole

Right Wing Pigeons Dead Milkmen

The town in Georgia's got a law on the books Says if we all got guns then we won't have crooks Now what could make them think that way? What could make them act that way?

Spit Sink Dead Milkmen

Oh come on baby take a drink Never mind that it's a spit sink A spit sink A spit sink It's nothing but a spit sink Jam Took a drink Thought I was gonna die Somebody told me The water was formaldehyde

Life is Shit Dead Milkmen

I ran into a friend of mine Said he was gonna take some words and make them rhyme I said "You can fool some of them some of the time, But you can only fool half them all of the time" He said "Yes

Fifty Things Dead Milkmen

Somebody left a body in the basement No I'm not sure as to who it is But Tamara went down and saw it this morning Said it kind of looks like her Uncle Jim I've got fifty things to do But I'll

I Can't Stay Awake The Dead Milkmen

I can't stay awake Somebody help me, please I have too many fingers Some of them need to leave Help me out of my body Help me not to sleep I can't stay awake Somebody help me, please I have

Do the Brown Nose Dead Milkmen

If you want that job what ya gonna do? (gonna brown nose gonna brown nose) Here comes your rich Uncle Bob... I say now what you gonna do?

Tiny Town (Live) The Dead Milkmen

This is a tiny town And we don't want you comin' round This is a tiny town And we don't want you comin' round We got ourself a sheriff and his name's Bobby Joe One day he said to me ""Them punk rockers

Tiny Town The Dead Milkmen

This is a tiny town And we don't want you comin' round This is a tiny town And we don't want you comin' round We got ourself a sheriff and his name's Bobby Joe One day he said to me ""Them punk rockers

Born to Love Volcanoes Dead Milkmen

Born to love volcanoes Seen em on PBS Born to love volcanoes My apartment is a mess Somewhere under that pile of clothes Lies a whole $10 bill Telephones are ringing In a land called PBS Fat

Rastabilly Dead Milkmen

My baby's got two hands My baby's got two feet My baby's got a forehead And all the chicken you can eat My baby's got two elbows My baby sure has a nose My baby she's got ten toes And my baby's

IF YOU LOVE SOMEBODY SET THEM FREE Sting

Oh~~~~ oh If you need somebody call my name If you want someone you can do the same If you want to keep something precious You got to lock it up and throw away the key If you wanna hold on to

IF YOU LOVE SOMEBODY SET THEM FREE Sting

Oh~~~~ oh If you need somebody call my name If you want someone you can do the same If you want to keep something precious You got to lock it up and throw away the key If you wanna hold on to

Jellyfish Heaven Dead Milkmen

Gotta go somewhere When you will die So why not see the world Through jellyfish eyes Jellyfish heaven Where jellyfish go To get away from Mormons And punk Eskimos Jellyfish heaven Is a lot

Ringo Buys a Rifle Dead Milkmen

We aren't ourselves Brains on the shelf We'll all wake up When Ringo buys a rifle We live we breathe We spread disease That all must end When Ringo buys a rifle People told him what to say

Plum Dumb Dead Milkmen

She stands there on the corner Got raspberry jeans Waiting and watching and oh God here he comes Pulls up beside here in a sporty machine Rolls down his window And hands here a bag of plums plums

If I Had a Gun Dead Milkmen

Would I be amused Would you be impressed That I had the power To put a hole into your chest?

Nutrition Dead Milkmen

easy My life ain't hard I'm gonna spend all day In my fucking backyard I ain't got no money Hell, I don't care My parents let me use their credit cards I've got nowhere to go Just hang out on

Nitro Burning Funny Cars Dead Milkmen

Let's go dancing in a dioxin dump Test our love let's press our luck Let's get sick and have our stomachs pumped Let's go dancing in a dioxin dump This world is full of people who Spend their

The Conspiracy Song Dead Milkmen

Please let me tell you, They own our homes, they own our banks We take out loans to buy them tanks They own our children, they own our pets The owned Elvis and Bernard Goetz They own our rugs and

I'm Flying Away The Dead Milkmen

I'm getting on a plane Early in the morning I'm getting on a plane Let this be a warning Meet me at the airport Flight 11-41 'Cause I'm flying away To the one I love I'll be at your place

BIT 5 Dead Milkmen

Now, you wanna talk about bladder problems, then the man you wanna talk to will probably be my cousin Earl. I guess you all know Earl. He lives out on Route 13 out on that maggot farm.

If You Love Somebody Set Them Free (Single Edit) Sting

even think about me If you love somebody If you love someone If you love somebody If you love someone set them free set them free set them free set them free If it's a mirror you want just look into my

Moron The Dead Milkmen

Walkin' down on old South Street Say, "Hello" to the kids you meet If knowing you is such a treat Then why are you a moron?

Where the Tarantula Lives Dead Milkmen

midgets The Pope owns CBS The subway cars have been equipped with bars And they're cloning Rudolph Hess Samantha Fox has gone fridgid The President's painted green Jesus Christ has been frozen on

Swampland of Desire The Dead Milkmen

I will trim your fir trees And I will light your fire And I will wrestle alligators In your swampland of desire And I will come upon you like Lightning from above And I will plant my feet into

If You Love Somebody Set Them Free Sting

If you need somebody, call my name If you want someone, you can do the same If you want to keep something precious You got to lock it up and throw away the key If you want to hold onto your

Silly Dreams Dead Milkmen

I had a dream you came back to my house You changed your mind I had a dream you came back to my house To spend some time You said you'd only stay a week And brought two cats for me to keep And

If You Love Somebody Set Them Free Sting

Free, free, set them free Free, free, set them free Free, free, set them free If you need somebody Call my name If you want someone You can do the same If you want to keep something precious

I Against Osbourne Dead Milkmen

neighbors are not the folks they appear to be They've been replaced by the agency I try to get to sleep but it's no good My coffee does not taste the way it should I know there's no way to make them

Junkie Dead Milkmen

Shoot up or shut up Shoot up or shut up Shoot up or shut up Shoot up or shut up If his girl don't score He beats her black and blue He wears his track marks like tattoos I love to hear his junkie

Beige Sunshine Dead Milkmen

Open your eyes to a wicked surprise You'll lose your mind if you just step inside They say even Bambi was corruptible The flu's coming, yes are you susceptible?

The Pit Dead Milkmen

Are you ready Dave? Uh-huh. Malory? Ok. Joe? I don't know. Well, great... Let's GOOO!!!

Laundromat Song Dead Milkmen

people That's what I do at the laundromat At the laundromat my heart grows fat Ah Ah As my clothes get dry I stop and sigh Ah Ah Dreaming Screaming There's a girl washing her clothes I'm in love

Punk Rock Girl Dead Milkmen

One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead I met a girl there And she almost knocked me dead Punk rock girl please look at me Punk rock girl what do you see?

Air Crash Museum Dead Milkmen

Put em on display!

Wonderfully Colored Plastic War Toys Dead Milkmen

We went down to look at war toys Wonderfully colored plastic war toys We went down to look at war toys But all the war toys were gone All my life I've always wondered What it would be like to fire

I Hate You, I Love You Dead Milkmen

What am I gonna do When I get next to you Wanna hold you close to me But you bring me misery I hate you but I love you I hate you but I love you Let's go to see a show Where to, well I don't

The Big Sleazy Dead Milkmen

It's a long way to Anchorage But that's where I'll go with you We'll travel so far, dear To escape that Morning Zoo I hate MMR I hate YSP I do not like Grateful Dead So just don't talk to me I

Dollar Signs in Her Eyes Dead Milkmen

She's tripping over the flowers in her garden The weeds are growing high She dropped her laundry off at school And hung her children on the clothesline to dry She's throwing trash in her swimming

Shaft in Greenland Dead Milkmen

The world's full of danger You do what you can You'll feel like a stranger Like Shaft in Greenland Travel around and meet all the people Don't be afraid to touch them lightly Travel around and

Stuart Dead Milkmen

But they're content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57. Maybe kick back a cool Coors 16-ouncer. They're good fine people, Stuart.