Watching Scotty Die Dead Milkmen

I've got a kid His name is Scott He's going blind And his blood just will not clot The doctors line in rows To stick tubes up Scotty's nose There is a field Where Scotty used to play Until

Laundromat Song Dead Milkmen

Soap and quarters and bleach and laundry Are the words I use at the laundromat Reading the news, and watching the people That's what I do at the laundromat At the laundromat my heart grows fat

Earwig Dead Milkmen

Well I'm not sayin that you're gonna die I just might be hinting that you'll feel a little ill And I guess we all learned a lesson And I guess we'll all get a little thrill You hands fell off and

Spit Sink Dead Milkmen

Oh come on baby take a drink Never mind that it's a spit sink A spit sink A spit sink It's nothing but a spit sink Jam Took a drink Thought I was gonna die Somebody told me The water was formaldehyde

I Against Osbourne Dead Milkmen

I know the CIA is watching me I'm a target of the FBI and PMRC I do not sleep I spend my nights worrying of satellites They put an eye into the sky and did not tell the people why I do not sleep

All Around the World Dead Milkmen

know a woman who can see all around the world I know a woman who can see all around the world The world is full of electric signals that only she can seem to see And she tells me heaven's angels are watching

Laundromat Song (Live) The Dead Milkmen

"(1--2--1-2-1-2-3-4) Soap and quarters and bleach and laundry Are words I use at the laundromat Reading the news, and watching the people That's what I do at the laundromat At the laundromat my heart grows

Laundromat Song The Dead Milkmen

"(1--2--1-2-1-2-3-4) Soap and quarters and bleach and laundry Are words I use at the laundromat Reading the news, and watching the people That's what I do at the laundromat At the laundromat my heart grows

Plum Dumb Dead Milkmen

She stands there on the corner Got raspberry jeans Waiting and watching and oh God here he comes Pulls up beside here in a sporty machine Rolls down his window And hands here a bag of plums plums

Watching Scotty Grow Bobby Goldsboro

You can have your TV and you nightclubs, And you can have your drive in picture show, I'll stay here with my little man near, we'll listen to the radio, Biding my time and Watching Scotty grow.

Brat in the Frat Dead Milkmen

do not like you radical I hate you and your fancy school You're wrong about the working class I hope they kick your Harvard ass I do not like you world of ours I'd rather live on planet Mars And die

Lucky Dead Milkmen

steering wheel Prom date pukes on her brand new dress Wonders who'll clean up the mess His car skids goes off the road Hits a tree and then explodes Death was quick painless they say Hope when I die

Jellyfish Heaven Dead Milkmen

Gotta go somewhere When you will die So why not see the world Through jellyfish eyes Jellyfish heaven Where jellyfish go To get away from Mormons And punk Eskimos Jellyfish heaven Is a lot

The Fez Dead Milkmen

boy's in the village again Chonga the goat boy's in the village again He's frightening the women and he's raping the men Cause Chonga the goat boy's in the village again 'Scuse me while I puke and die

Happy Is Dead Milkmen

don't want around Happy is the bride The sun shines down upon Happy is the corpse The rain falls down upon You say I'm happy You know that that's a lie Cause I won't be happy Till I see you die

Sri Lanka Sex Hotel Dead Milkmen

old man Let's play Big Black at 3 AM And tell the neighbors they can all get fucked Commin' over the first hill I felt my body jerk The attendant did not strap me in I'm sure that I am gonna die

Little Man in My Head Dead Milkmen

head And I don't think he understands me We've got no common ground On which to work around He gets so bored when I watch TV There's a little man in my head And I don't think that he'll ever die

Bleach Boys Dead Milkmen

Maybe there'll be a part at the beach We'll bitch about life and chugalug bleach No one's getting high, and no one's getting drunk I've got a case of bleach stashed in my trunk I wanna die with Clorox

Watchin' Scotty Grow Mac Davis

that ain't too bad That's my boy You can have your TV and you nightclubs And you can have your drive in picture show I'll stay here with my little man near We'll listen to the radio Biding my time and Watching

Scotty D4L

I've gotta see my doctor..Scotty's calling me..Scotty beam me up I'm in the zone I wanna fly morning, noon, and night I'm geeked up [x8] I'm geeked up and I cant see and all the walls keep looking at

Earwig The Dead Milkmen

Well, I'm not sayin' that you're gonna die I just might be hintin' that you'll feel a little ill And I guess we've all learned a lesson And I guess we'll all get a little thrill Your hands fell off

Big Deal The Dead Milkmen

Life sucks, then you die And your soul gets sucked into the sky Birds sing, I wonder why You eat a bowl of cereal and sigh You're late for your class You're walkin' the halls without a pass Big

Spit Sink The Dead Milkmen

"Oh come on baby take a drink Never mind that it's a spit sink A spit sink A spit sink It's nothing but a spit sink Jam Took a drink Thought I was gonna die Somebody told me The water was formaldehyde

Anderson, Walkman, Buttholes, and How! Dead Milkmen

We've got to get together And we've got to save the snails Let's board the purple space ships Before they set sail I want a Yes reunion And you know I want one now No more Anderson, Walkman, Butth...

Moron Dead Milkmen

Hangin out in the commode Listening to Depeche Mode You look like some kind of toad Why are you a moron? Got a skateboard "Gnarly rad" With money from your mom and dad Take a batch cause you smel...

In Praise of Sha Na Na Dead Milkmen

Sha Na Na Sha Na Na Na Sha Na Na Na Na Sha Na Na Sha Na Na Sha Na Na Na Na Sha Na Na were the kings of Woodstock You know it's true deep in your heart Greasy guys in gold lamae If only Hendrix ha...

Going to Graceland Dead Milkmen

buy Love Me Tender Shampoo When my time comes That's how I wanna go - Stoned and fat and wealthy And sitting on the bowl Lots of people say That it's sad The King is gone Well Elvis might be dead

Stuart Dead Milkmen

You know what Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people here in the trailer park. Oh no, don't get me wrong, they're fine people, good Americans. But they're content to sit back, ma...

Take Me Apart Dead Milkmen

always got what you wanted Right from the start Now finish the job Take me apart The people at the college They laughed and shook their heads They remember us living But they'd love to see us dead

Howard Beware Dead Milkmen

Howard beware 'cause we don't wanna hurt you While the sun is shining, that'd be cruel Howard beware 'cause we're gonna get you We know where your kids go to school Howard Howard beware Howard Ho...

Junkie Dead Milkmen

My best friend is a junkie He shoots up all day Sometimes he even shits himself What else can I say? Shoot up or shut up Shoot up or shut up Shoot up or shut up Shoot up or shut up If his girl d...

Beige Sunshine Dead Milkmen

Cheese is the one thing that's indestructible How much is your Blue Cross deductible? Open your eyes to a wicked surprise You'll lose your mind if you just step inside They say even Bambi was cor...

Gorilla Girl Dead Milkmen

Gave to the gorilla girl Gobs and gobs of love No one else would touch that girl Unless they wore a glove Gifted was this girl of mine Great knowledge could she grasp But once she ate a golf pro a...

If You Love Somebody Set Them on Fire Dead Milkmen

You know that it would be untrue You know that I would be a liar If I were to say to you I didn't set your house on fire But it's just the way I am You'll have to take it for a fact Life can reall...

Born to Love Volcanoes Dead Milkmen

Born to love volcanoes Seen em on PBS Born to love volcanoes My apartment is a mess Somewhere under that pile of clothes Lies a whole $10 bill Telephones are ringing In a land called PBS Fat lady ...

Here Comes Mr. X Dead Milkmen

He doesn't close his mouth when he chews his food Oh, please, dear God, strike him dead Aim a lightning bolt at his head Oh, please, Reverend Sun Yung Moon, Send someone to kill him soon Oh, Mohammed

I am the Walrus Dead Milkmen

Hey you kids! Cut that crap out! Hey come back here! I know who your parents are! You wouldn't do this if Nixon was in the white house! Come on! I'm the walrus, dammit! A young Watoosi watches '...

Fifty Things Dead Milkmen

Paul told us all he was gonna have a baby But Jeannie said "Paul can't do that" So Paul got mad and left in a hurry Now Jeannie's sure he forgot his hat I've got fifty things to do But I'll get b...

The Conspiracy Song Dead Milkmen

Please let me tell you, They own our homes, they own our banks We take out loans to buy them tanks They own our children, they own our pets The owned Elvis and Bernard Goetz They own our rugs and ...

Punk Rock Girl Dead Milkmen

One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead I met a girl there And she almost knocked me dead Punk rock girl please look at me Punk rock girl what do you see?

Two Feet Off the Ground Dead Milkmen

Illusions are real So just feel the way you feel It's time to unwind Just relax you'll feel fine Light up a smoke Life is no joke Shake your head and hear the sound Take another look around Nothi...

Beach Party Vietnam Dead Milkmen

It's a beach party Vietnam Surfin with the Viet Cong Cookin hot dogs With napalm A beach party Vietnam Franky and Annette were layin in the sand When Franky got a letter from his Uncle Sam Said "...

I Hate You, I Love You Dead Milkmen

What am I gonna do When I get next to you Wanna hold you close to me But you bring me misery I hate you but I love you I hate you but I love you Let's go to see a show Where to, well I don't kno...

The Thing That Only Eats Hippies Dead Milkmen

it slithered it's way out to old Irvine And ate a couple of hippies and they tasted just fine Now it's got a sweet tooth for long hair So Bob and Greg and Grant you should beware Followin the Dead

V.F.W. Dead Milkmen

Mom and Dad don't like me They say I'm mean and rude They've tried to make me a good little boy By sticking downers in my food Fucked up world We're all veterans of a fucked up world Fucked up wo...

I Walk the Thinnest Line Dead Milkmen

I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line Between the light and dark sides of my mind I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line Be...

Where the Tarantula Lives Dead Milkmen

Holland is ruled by midgets The Pope owns CBS The subway cars have been equipped with bars And they're cloning Rudolph Hess Samantha Fox has gone fridgid The President's painted green Jesus Christ...

Big Time Operator Dead Milkmen

Alright! Kill the mother fucker! Gather round me everybody Let me tell you who I am 'Cause I'm a big time operator And they call me High Hat Sam I'm a big time operator Operating through the land...

At the Moment Dead Milkmen

At the moment The world stops spinning The sky turns grey At the moment The animals will talk We will disappear At the moment When all is one At the moment You made up your mind Buildings collaps...

The Secret of Life Dead Milkmen

I saw a cigar shaped flying ship It landed outside on my lawn You poked your head out of a door And said, "Hurry up get on." I've never seen this sight before The world became a shrinking ball I a...