JUST A FUCK Guttermouth

Most girls I know are so lame Red hot bods They're all the same Nothing in between the ears Just lots of space Six cans of beer to fuck See you later Thanks again Maybe we can

Chug-A-Lug Night Guttermouth

> There was smoke on the water A little fire in the sky If i hear that song one more time I'll stick a fork right in my eye Another round and a pickled egg A truck pulled up with a 100 kegs Just another

Lucky the Donkey Guttermouth

my mother fucked a donkey down in mexico she had trienta margaritas trienta years ago her purse had just been stolen she had to make some cash for 50,000 pesos the donkey fucked

Up your bum Guttermouth

Worked all day go out get a pint tonight The mods show up on Camden gonna be a fight Oppression from society on my back Maggie you'll see Got no worries cause I got no quid In a neighborhood full

Shave The Planet Guttermouth

Because we're Americans We don't give a shit about each other We don't give a shit about the earth And all I want to do is rip you off And fuck you in the ass while you're not lookin' Because we're Americans

Gods Kingdom Guttermouth

I was down on my luck tired or working for my bucks So I bought a one way ticket on a 40 foot long bus This can't be happening to me I think It just a dream Halfway there I saw the glare this place

Asshole Guttermouth

I don't like the things you like And you don't like the things I like She don't like the things they like So who the fuck is really right See a skinhead at a show Let him know he's got to go Fuck

Your Late Guttermouth

FUCK! I need a drink-god damn! Did I get gas last night?

Lock Down Guttermouth

No matter how I try and try The dirt land on my head The push and shove of daily life The stupid thing I've said Have left me wishing I was dead and gone A silent party in my name a way to right

My Chemical Imbalance Guttermouth

Ah, there's gonna be a killing A killing, killing, killing Drugs are not for healing That guy just ate meat, a-wow!

She's Got The Look Guttermouth

She's checking out my good friend Steve She likes a beer, I like a shot Her parents think I'm selling pot She likes the boys in the band She rollerblades down the strand When I pinch her butt in public

Gar-bage, a perfect exampleof uninteresting poetry Guttermouth

Real life was never like this The door opened as I fell trough Minds of man like piss Learning is a thing of the past The door has opened and closed I'm locked inside this out side world Why

Sexual Abuse Guttermouth

I don't mind if you tie me down and fuck me all night long I don't mind if you straddle my face and sing your little song I don't mind if you claw my flesh with your manicured nails of glass I don't mind

Surfs Up Asshole Guttermouth

i don't give a shit where you are from the valley some desert or kingdom come you read it in some surf magazine so you all wind up in hb first things first where do i start a sweet v-dub bus might be smart

CARP Guttermouth

Time: it's always there but not on my side Time: it ticks and ticks as my life passes Time: it's time to go to work and go to school I see a fucking problem here Get up get dressed my friends

Gusto Guttermouth

Chorus: Well I'm going for the gusto It's a well-known fact No I'll never look back No not because I'm supposed to Gonna have another beer No not because I'm supposed to Yeah I'm going for the gusto Most

Thought provoking sonic device Guttermouth

Got a thing or two I want to say Gonna knock you down if your in my way Don't want no peace or love and kindness All I really ever need is... Silence!

What You Like About Me Guttermouth

procrastinator i've got nothin' to do i've got nothin' to say but i'll say it to you later #1 procrastinator i've got nothin' to do i've got nothin' to say i've got cash, credit cards, are you open got a

Room for Improvement Guttermouth

I will never be Something other than a worthless mockery And when I look back I say never again But I seem to end up screwing myself more and more I just can't get it right, get it right I've

Lemon Water Guttermouth

have just one It forces me to bob my head to songs that I really really hate Who orders 2 waters with lemon And it makes me want to strike someone at the bar When I notice 2 marginally attractive girls

1, 2, 3 ... SLAM!!! Guttermouth

Okay, here's the story about my mom and dad One was white One was black I bet you think you're glad I'm a half breed, my skin is fair yet tan I don't know what the hell I'm on So 1,

Twins Guttermouth

make home brew And tell 100 strangers bout the two of us And I'll take the bus I want o sell my car off And your brand new bust Joined together at the hip How I wish we were Siamese (chorus) It's just

My Neighbor's Baby Guttermouth

i came home real late one friday night i thought i was going to die my head was still pounding from the night before we took some fry just before i laid down to go to sleep i heard that noise that little

Generous portions Guttermouth

A pick me up for when I'm feeling down A cold one with a line to face the day... O.K. My dealers house is always on the way... I say...

HYPOCRITE Guttermouth

See you at church and I see you at school Say that you live by the golden rule But, look again, it's all a lie You're a hypocrite, and I don't know why You're a hypocrite and I don't know

Give me a gun Guttermouth

Give me a gun cause cause bombs and guns are really fun I've lost my job my moneys gone live like a slob I've got no home only streets to roam live so alone I'm barely alive I feed on cats to survive

Marks Ark Guttermouth

Rights take a chimp to vote in '96 My god cows are smart as a stick If you really want to make a difference Buy a herd and then go set them free Instead you just eat carrots and do absolutely nothing

The Next Faux Mohican Guttermouth

now that alterna-rocks officially dead and all the white kids dress just like emenem i member michael on his victory tour back then he was black but now im not... sure punk rock was cool yea i remember

That's Life Guttermouth

The girls look really really sad Like a trucker who's breath Is smelling really bad From corn nuts and Cokes and cigarettes Like an only child Or kids who have turrets Like a high school reunion / a dead

Happy Loving Couples Guttermouth

(Originally by Joe Jackson) Happy Loving Couples I've just been to see my best friend He's got another girl Says she's just about the best thing In the whole damn world And he says can't you see what

Foot-Long Guttermouth

> [Chorus:] I want to give you all of my foot long Unwrap my hot dog and place it in your bun Vacation without sun Cop without a gun That's what she told me So I guess there'll be no you She sees right

I Won't See You In The Pit Guttermouth

listen to me its a 100 degrees and still you've got your leather jacket on i know it sure looks nice like sugar and some spikes to be in vogue who cares if the heat is on you think your cause is valid

Pee In The Shower Guttermouth

i'm not who you think i am. and i think you could use a head exam. and i know, i'm not allways right. but how can we make babies, if you won't spend the night.

I'm Destroying The World Guttermouth

> Hey Mark, it's fourth and goal Why don't you get your Dad a beer And do us all a favor Get your punk ass out of here Dear I think our son's retarded He likes to read, not watch T.V.

End on 9 Guttermouth

myself From the rest of the flock With my huge blue mohawk I choose not to follow the norm I'm as capable and more qualified than most People, you've gotta face the fact Realize that we can make a

Upside Down Space Cockroach Guttermouth

I've seen a lone finger waving in the air A simple celebration of self-despair The transmission means nothing This man is unaware All alone in the stadium surviving on welfare Denialism Working for the

Use you mind Guttermouth

If you just open your eyes You'll find necessity to change you don't have to be afraid but...

Secure Horizons Guttermouth

Yeah, I know, I pissed away alot of dough What a waste of time I spend every dime Future, arrestin' in the good times Not plannin' for a sound financial You gotta learn to diversify Livin life on the West

Disneyland Guttermouth

Get pissed, you suck I know your kind I know the system I know it's not so fine I know the bees, I know the rains I know that logging can kill Oh, well, let's just go on Dumbo Profound, that's

Food for thought Guttermouth

I just want to eat some pills Little ones big ones get my fill Don't matter what kind cause I'll be buying them Up or down I rely on them Little red ones Quay ludes And the beauties I gotta

Primate Camp Guttermouth

Big Bang was a theory But now I pose a query But my query's like a question Unlike a man who picked his jeans Darwin started with crustations Add a dose of fornications sprouting trees, swinging tails

Chaps My Hide Guttermouth

A wet suit rash, tight pants re-hash Oh, I forgot to wipe It's warm outside, a pony ride A drive across the country side A side of flan, a marathon The pork's a little rare Blueberry tarts, then

Whats the Big Deal? Guttermouth

its a 3 day weekend im loading up my truck got tons of beer might shoot a deer blow the shit out of a duck steve's got a crossbow jamie a shotgun anything that fuckin moves ready

My Town Guttermouth

My town Is a place you'll never come in last My town Is a place that's upside down My town Is a place you'll always have a full glass Once upon a time in a fabricated land There lived a town that was custom

My Girlfriend Guttermouth

(chorus) My girl friend she makes me really sick she makes me really sick when she's dancing in the pit yea my girl friend she makes me really makes me really sick when she's dancing in the pit with a

Teri Yakimoto Guttermouth

Teri Yakimoto she barely speak my language she's a genius with a mohawk if only we could talk One day I asked her if she knew Bruce Lee I think she thought he was in the Offspring Teri Yakimoto

MR. BBQ Guttermouth

Hey now, welcome to my house I'm gonna' have a BBQ and maybe I'll invite ya' Gotta side of pork Gotta' side of creamy salad Got a jar of cole slaw and a case of lighter fluid Oh my god

P.C. Guttermouth

That's like calling an African-American a Black. Or calling a Mexican-American a Mexican. Or calling a homosexual a stupid faggot!"

Under the sea Guttermouth

If I lived under the sea sea sea I think it would be neat as it could be be be I could visit all the fish anytime I wish If I lived under the sea I could harpoon a whale put its blubber up for

Contagious Guttermouth

[Chorus:] One look at you is so contagious One kiss and mononucleosis Like a pit bull bite or staring at the sun One look is all it took to notice One kiss and you have left me joyless Like a fugitive