Ticket To Quebec Guttermouth

i'm proud to be an american the ones who dropped the bomb if we invade your country it won't take us to long the liberals think i'm crazy because i feel this way but i'm terrified of what they are thinking

Gods Kingdom Guttermouth

I was down on my luck tired or working for my bucks So I bought a one way ticket on a 40 foot long bus This can't be happening to me I think It just a dream Halfway there I saw the glare this place

Vacation Guttermouth

I never wanted to be in charge I was always told if I worked real hard I never really wanted to have a big car I'd always be a sucker And my life would pass me Take a minute to stop and listen Not everything

Walk Of Shame Guttermouth

In the hall late for class Night before still kickin my ass Forty-five till my mind is blown Forty minutes till I'm on my own Pulling in to the neighborhood Split a bindle and a jug of wine Another night

CARP Guttermouth

Time: it's always there but not on my side Time: it ticks and ticks as my life passes Time: it's time to go to work and go to school I see a fucking problem here Get up get dressed my friends

CHICKEN BOX Guttermouth

Hey blood come around Come check out my part of town I want to see you there tonight But in my neighborhood You know the chicken's good I want to see the black men fight And now the

Use you mind Guttermouth

If you just open your eyes You'll find necessity to change you don't have to be afraid but...

Thought provoking sonic device Guttermouth

Got a thing or two I want to say Gonna knock you down if your in my way Don't want no peace or love and kindness All I really ever need is... Silence!

Contribution Guttermouth

My restitution to society means stay away And equals empty grants of time The cleansing of a conscience brought by petty empathy Helps well to do's sleep through the night [Chorus:] not gonna say I'm sorry

What You Like About Me Guttermouth

now where its gonna hurt the most hurt me here, hurt me there call me call me back, call me now call me later call me anything you want do you hate me cause i bash britney spears play the queers went to

Veggicide Guttermouth

Something's up Something's on my mind I try to go to sleep I try to pass the time What gives you the right To kill a harmless carrot Growing in God's sunlight You say they're best You say they're

I saw the light Guttermouth

Sometimes I find I can't do the things to keep you Out of my mind I need a drug To help me forget you You can't deny this from me My pride I finally realized that you don't want me I saw the

Lock Down Guttermouth

No matter how I try and try The dirt land on my head The push and shove of daily life The stupid thing I've said Have left me wishing I was dead and gone A silent party in my name a way to right

Scholarship In Punk Guttermouth

You know I never liked high school Though it was my intent To land a scholarship in punk And avoid imprisonment Yeah my rules Thats the way it had to be Not scholastically involved Fill the girls with

She's Got The Look Guttermouth

> She likes to read, I like T.V.

My Town Guttermouth

a town that was custom made for People not understood The chosen few and they held their flag up high Though colored black Red was the color of their sky If you want in, you want in, you want in But to

Lemon Water Guttermouth

hell is wrong with people The deranged should be caged What is wrong with people That it couldn't be me Where their road ends It must be them can't you see Is fill it up with alcohol But all I have to

Party Of Two (Your Table Is Ready) Guttermouth

pride they hide their real ambition (chorus) let me retort on the two party system which one will you endure when you cast a vote in a two party system that's when you lose for sure hi ho hi ho its off to

Marks Ark Guttermouth

Rights take a chimp to vote in '96 My god cows are smart as a stick If you really want to make a difference Buy a herd and then go set them free Instead you just eat carrots and do absolutely nothing

JUST A FUCK Guttermouth

Most girls I know are so lame Red hot bods They're all the same Nothing in between the ears Just lots of space Six cans of beer to fuck See you later Thanks again Maybe we can

Casserole of life Guttermouth

Im Gonna bake today Try a new recipe Throw out a new apron Move over bacon here comes something meatier The versatile diversity of casserole is similar to living life The ingredients are things

Season Guttermouth

this is the season and i'll tell you something i gots a hard on and it aint for nothing this is the season to commit punk rock treason that bullshit detector works better than it ever did before (chorus

I Read It On A Bathroom Wall In Reno Guttermouth

(chorus) i'm so bored get on board i'm so bored get on bored to those who write on shithouse walls and roll their poop in little balls rock and roll is here to stay disco sucks and punk is gay pc rhymes

My Neighbor's Baby Guttermouth

i came home real late one friday night i thought i was going to die my head was still pounding from the night before we took some fry just before i laid down to go to sleep i heard that noise that little

UNDER MY SKIN Guttermouth

You're under my skin like needled and pins You really start to bug me But there is no end You're a bad bad drug Like the one you're hooked on Trying to addict me but something's' gone

Gusto Guttermouth

Chorus: Well I'm going for the gusto It's a well-known fact No I'll never look back No not because I'm supposed to Gonna have another beer No not because I'm supposed to Yeah I'm going for the gusto Most

P.C. Guttermouth

And you know how canines are: they like to sniff everything, including each other's butts. So some guy walks up and he says, "Man, Get your dog's ass out of that other dog's nose!"

1, 2, 3 ... SLAM!!! Guttermouth

Kinky hair when I wake up Straight when I go to bed My dad speaks jive talk to me, don't know what he just said My mother she's a honkey My dad's Kentucky fried I don't know what the hell

Lucky the Donkey Guttermouth

my mother fucked a donkey down in mexico she had trienta margaritas trienta years ago her purse had just been stolen she had to make some cash for 50,000 pesos the donkey fucked

Flacidism Guttermouth

Nobody knows and nobody cares I've seen the sign "Don't feed the bears" I'm waging war from an easy chair Got no life, got no ambition Out of pills, flacid condition Oh, my boner's vanished Please, return to

Second DUI Guttermouth

a ride when you drink like a fish maybe you should not drive ill toot my horn as you pick up trash on the round a bout for the next six months with your ass spread wide well you got no class speed up to

Derek Guttermouth

Don't cry It's done man Yes, it's done man Yes, it's done We know your scene is gone Yes it's gone, it's gone Train of thought that you'll outgrow It's only a matter of time I'm old enough to

OLD GLORY Guttermouth

American flag waving high Protecting it I want to die I don't know about you man But I'd rather die Than live under communist rules Let 'em go ahead and try American flag, red, white

Happy Loving Couples Guttermouth

(Originally by Joe Jackson) Happy Loving Couples I've just been to see my best friend He's got another girl Says she's just about the best thing In the whole damn world And he says can't you see what

Foot-Long Guttermouth

> [Chorus:] I want to give you all of my foot long Unwrap my hot dog and place it in your bun Vacation without sun Cop without a gun That's what she told me So I guess there'll be no you She sees right

Big Pink Dress Guttermouth

howdy folks its me again got a message to convey im so confused whats to lose I think I might turn gay on the day my bitch left she said "stick in your rear" she never thought she'd

Octopus Hairpiece Guttermouth

manhood from me (chorus) duck diving for my hairpiece im searching for my hairpiece duck diving for my hairpiece octopus hairpiece look there on the reef make a lasso with my leash ride my sea horse to

Guadalahabra (The La Habra Spirit) Guttermouth

habras what its called i knew a guy named sluggo webol head rolo guy crook and ron the west side was the one side full of pride suba and cocaine he will be beatin on a brat with a baseball bat i said to

Disneyland Guttermouth

your kind I know the system I know it's not so fine I know the bees, I know the rains I know that logging can kill Oh, well, let's just go on Dumbo Profound, that's what I found Profound, oh to

My Girlfriend Guttermouth

really sick she makes me really sick when she's dancing in the pit yea my girl friend she makes me really makes me really sick when she's dancing in the pit with a tall boy in her hand she'll be rocking to

Primate Camp Guttermouth

picked his jeans Darwin started with crustations Add a dose of fornications sprouting trees, swinging tails and banana peeling feet Primate Camp - Well Darwin had his theory Primate Camp - From the oceans to

HYPOCRITE Guttermouth

look again, it's all a lie You're a hypocrite, and I don't know why You're a hypocrite and I don't know why Your life's filled with distortions and lies See you at a party, don't know what to

Gar-bage, a perfect exampleof uninteresting poetry Guttermouth

trapped like this World of Forgotten minds Living on parallel lines Forgotten people of the past In the human race I came out last I've been left behind Left behind with human kind I want to

Give me a gun Guttermouth

Give me a gun cause cause bombs and guns are really fun I've lost my job my moneys gone live like a slob I've got no home only streets to roam live so alone I'm barely alive I feed on cats to survive

What Then Guttermouth

Underage, in a foreign land Come to think of it, it was Japan Pickin' pockets, fillin' mine with yen Discovering machines that vend I'd like to leave, not 'til I find Machines that serve both beer and

Contagious Guttermouth

[Chorus:] One look at you is so contagious One kiss and mononucleosis Like a pit bull bite or staring at the sun One look is all it took to notice One kiss and you have left me joyless Like a fugitive

Trinket trading, tick tooting,toothless, tired Guttermouth

Title:Trinket Trading, Tick Tooting, Toothless, Tired, Tramps... or the 7t's Dancing round in circle staring at the sky Spending hours on a corner trying to hitch a ride Your girlfriend is filthy

Secure Horizons Guttermouth

Yeah, I know, I pissed away alot of dough What a waste of time I spend every dime Future, arrestin' in the good times Not plannin' for a sound financial You gotta learn to diversify Livin life on the West

Your Late Guttermouth

Oh, well, roll the dice Ha-ha, I gotta to to Vegas soon I really miss those wonderful casinos And friendly people Fuck, I hate those people In the carpool lane We carpool, oooo, go fuck yourself

I'm Destroying The World Guttermouth

> Hey Mark, it's fourth and goal Why don't you get your Dad a beer And do us all a favor Get your punk ass out of here Dear I think our son's retarded He likes to read, not watch T.V.