I'd Like To Have A Problem Like That Joe Diffie

the shrinking dollar And cry about a luxury tax They won't let him write off his lil' eighty-foot yacht I'd like to have a problem like that Yeah, I'd like to have a problem like that Should I

Houston, We Have A Problem Joe Diffie

She said she'd meet me In the cheap seats at the end zone And now I sittin's here cryin' In the parkin' lot of the Astro Dome When she stands me up like this We both know where she is Big city what are

That Road Not Taken Joe Diffie

Yesterday I missed my exit On my way to Sears A song was on the radio I hadn't heard in years For a minute there the interstate Was 2nd Avenue And I was singing, "Everlasting Love" And driving home to

Pickup Man Joe Diffie

pay me with a kiss and I began to understand There's something women like about a pickup man When I turned sixteen I saved a few hundred bucks My first car was a pickup truck I was cruisin' the town and

In My Own Backyard Joe Diffie

I thought that life was runnin' off Leavin' me behind So like a fool I jumped the fence Just to see what I could find But love kept disappearing like Children chasing fire flies in the dark And to think

Back To Back Heartaches Joe Diffie

The siren on the street outside, didn't even turn your head It couldn't cut the silence between us in this bed You're staring at your wall and I'm staring at mine So we don't have to see each other cry

So Help Me Girl Joe Diffie

You could have kissed me Like this wasn't gonna last Kept me from saying Something I'll never take back You could've held me like there was no chance of me waking up where I am You could have stopped short

So Help Me Girl (Single Version) Joe Diffie

You could have kissed me Like this wasn't gonna last Kept me from saying Something I'll never take back You could've held me like there was no chance of me waking up where I am You could have stopped short

The Cows Came Home Joe Diffie

I'm used to havin' my breakfast in bed Never have to lift a finger to butter my bread I keep my baby satisfied if you know what I mean 'Cause she told me I'm walkin' talkin' love machine Lord, I got the

She Loves Me Joe Diffie

She's more than I could ever ask for More than I deserve Why am I the lucky one Who means the world to her She's the best of everything Sometimes I think it's all a dream She loves me It's like my heart

Junior's In Love Joe Diffie

She was sittin' there watchin' TV With a dry wall hanger named Shorty She pressed her nose to the screen door And said, "They smell like wd-40!"

If I Had Any Pride Left At All Joe Diffie

don't have to show riches to pull up pull off with some bad bitches And it ain't about chivalry It's about dope lyrics and delivery It's about my persona ain't nothing like a man that can do what he wanna

Like A River Dreams Of Rain Joe Diffie

I took the last drag of my last lucky As I left that old café I heard the gravel crunchin' like our broken hearts As I watched her walk away We were close to almost perfect I could've swore she was the

You Can't Go Home Joe Diffie

My name ain't someone they would know But I lived here not that long ago She told me that she loved this little frame house So I saved up some money and put a payment down Right over there in that front

Wild Blue Yonder Joe Diffie

There's a place I can go, Where I know I'll always be welcome, Night after night. When your memory comes around, I just take a ride down the road, And look for the light.

Never Mine To Lose Joe Diffie

I do, Why is my time spent missing you, Why does it feel like I've lost the only love I'd knew, When you were never mine to lose......

Texas Size Heartache Joe Diffie

A little Miss Dynamite just blew my world away. It was a pitiful sight, me begging her to stay. I never had a hunch, so how was I to know That she packed a punch that knocked my heart out cold?

It's Always Somethin' Joe Diffie

What else can I do, but wonder if it's you. Scanning the stations, every song they're playin' is like a soundtrack, to the love we had. I should be over you by now, but every time I turn around...

Hollow Deep As Mine Joe Diffie

If I have send a message like a whisper on the breeze Reckon it's no wonder that it never got to me 'cause I'm down here in Kentucky, where the sun don't ever shine The wind don't blow in a hollow deep

From Here On Out Joe Diffie

I could show you where I stood today. Had my doubts, packed my clothes, I was on my way. Right here, on this spot, was as far as I got. I couldn't make it, from here on out.

And That Was The Easy Part Joe Diffie

I could barely breathe when you told me goodbye Thought my knees would go as you walked down the drive It was I could do to hold back the tears I whispered "I love you" guess you didn't hear As I watched

This Pretender Joe Diffie

Here you come knockin' on my heart like a sledge hammer Tearin' down these walls I built so high I'm tryin' to hide the truth behind all this false glamour But somehow the truth still shows up in my eyes

I Got A Feelin' Joe Diffie

I'm out here stranded on this Oklahoma Road Nothing but a broken truck, heat and dust and a million high line poles If only I could tap the line I'd be just fine If I could talk to her right now 'Cause

Life's So Funny Joe Diffie

Ain't it funny, I haven't seen you in years And all those tears I cried, finally dried up And blew away Ain't it funny, you once were glad Just to have me near, to calm your fears What fun we had Whoever

Daddy's Home Joe Diffie

You're my love You're my angel You're the girl of my dreams And I'd like to thank you For waiting patiently Daddy's home-Daddy's home -To stay How I've waited for this moment To be by your side Your best

Ships That Don't Come In (Album Version) Joe Diffie

I could tell he'd had a tough life By the way he sat and stared And me, I'd come to push and shove So I pulled up a chair We talked of roads untraveled We talked of love untrue Of strings that come unraveled

Ships That Don't Come In Joe Diffie

I could tell he'd had a tough life By the way he sat and stared And me, I'd come to push and shove So I pulled up a chair We talked of roads untraveled We talked of love untrue Of strings that come unraveled

C-O-U-N-T-R-Y Joe Diffie

I ain't never hauled hay in the trunk of my car, But I drunk a little shine from a mason jar.

Here Comes That Train Joe Diffie

My tears fall like rain. Blue whistle moans out your name. Gathering spead, carrying pain. Look out heart. Here comes that train. Just like her its a runaway.

It's Hard To Be Me Joe Diffie

Falling down the stair, gave me quiet a scare Turned around to see if anybody saw But no one's there 'cause you're not here So no one cares and no one's waiting When I come dragging home So I don't until

Is It Cold In Here Joe Diffie

There's something wrong Lord I'm feeling it too That runs through my heart Like a torch cuts through steel You haven't said a word Are you feeling it too Is it cold in here Or is it just you Did I leave

The Letter Joe Diffie

He plays guitar at a hotel bar For out-of-towners and business men He struts and sings to his drum machine But he won't make it big at the Holiday Inn But she thinks that he looks like Elvis When

If The Devil Danced (In Empty Pockets) Joe Diffie

Diablo motors had a hell of a sale, downtown yesterday, Word got around, no money down, take years and years to pay. When I got there the lot was bare, but the salesman said hold on.

If I Could Only Bring You Back Joe Diffie

Got a boat, got a car, got a house with a yard I'm still workin' the best job I've ever had But I'd give it all away, every dollar that I've made If I could only bring you back There's a door that

Bigger Than the Beatles Joe Diffie

He plays guitar at a hotel bar For out-of-towners and business men He struts and sings to his drum machine But he won't make it big at the Holiday Inn But she thinks that he looks like Elvis When he runs

Tougher Than Nails Joe Diffie

Little boy walks in with a bloody nose, Got beat up on his way home from school, aga-in, His dad caught him running out the back, Tears in his eyes and a baseball bat, oo revenge, (Bridge) Said son I won't

I'm The Only Thing I'll Hold Against You Joe Diffie

Yesterday, you walked away and left me Today you say, you're sorry that we're through Our love will work, we'll heal the hurt So help me Laying blame is the last thing I would do I'm the only thing

Good News, Bad News Joe Diffie

I wake up In every coffee cup I see your face Turn on the tube The Anchor woman on the news sounds like you I've been livin' in a livin' Hell since you walked out All day long I've been waitin' on the

Not In This Lifetime Joe Diffie

Maybe a day will come When you look into my eyes And you won't see the love you saw before Maybe a day will come When the words you need to hear from me Are gone with the closing of a door.

Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox (If I Die) Joe Diffie

Well I ain't afraid of dying it's the thought of being dead I want to go on being me once my eulogy's been read Don't spread my ashes out to sea don't lay me down to rest You can put my mind at ease if

Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox (If I Die) (Album Version) Joe Diffie

Well I ain't afraid of dying it's the thought of being dead I want to go on being me once my eulogy's been read Don't spread my ashes out to sea don't lay me down to rest You can put my mind at ease if

John Deere Green Joe Diffie

He wrote Billy Bob loves Charlene in letters three foot high, And the whole town said that he should've use red but it looked good to Charlene in John Deere Green.

I Can Walk The Line (If It Ain't Too Straight) Joe Diffie

You knew when you first met me I was a good time kind of guy You wanted me to change my ways I told you that I'd try Well I've gone from wild and crazy To takin' out the trash Girl it's time to compromise

My Give A Damn's Busted Joe Diffie

I'd like to give it one more try But my give a damn's busted. You can crawl back home Say you were wrong, Stand out in the yard And cry all night long. Go ahead and water the lawn.

1994 Various Artists

Now girl I know you used to the same old same But we ain't floatin' that boat, no we ain't ridin' that train Hop on my rocket ship and let's get outta here Let me put a little shimmer in your atmosphere

The Quittin' Kind Joe Diffie

I know you're holding your breath You're wondering what's coming next Can't be too careful this time No Love ain't something you trust You've seen a little too much of the quittin' kind That pain you're

Twice Upon A Time Joe Diffie

Once upon a time there were two hearts On a road to happy ever after And the story goes that the real world Snug up and stole their sunlight and their laughter They stood there in the dark and trying to

If You Want Me To Joe Diffie

If You Want Me To - Joe Diffie Darlin' I'll pack up my clothes Take my heart on down the road I'll even make believe I don't love you.

Good Brown Gravy Joe Diffie

I can't get rich; I can't make a living, But I sure do something for the neighborhood women.

Poor Me Joe Diffie

She took the keys She took the car Took my love And she broke my heart Poor me Poor me Poor me another Down with the blues Age old infection Learning to live With her rejection Poor me Poor me Poor