It's Hard To Be Me Joe Diffie

about two It's hard to be me and not have you It's hard to be me when half of me is gone You are right, baby, half of half that's wrong And every day I face the cold hard truth It's hard to be me and

Poor Me Joe Diffie

She took the keys She took the car Took my love And she broke my heart Poor me Poor me Poor me another Down with the blues Age old infection Learning to live With her rejection Poor me Poor me Poor

And That Was The Easy Part Joe Diffie

I could barely breathe when you told me goodbye Thought my knees would go as you walked down the drive It was I could do to hold back the tears I whispered "I love you" guess you didn't hear As I watched

Twice Upon A Time Joe Diffie

see That's the way I picture you and me Sometimes love's no fairy tale Matches made in Heaven sometimes fail Well, we know love's so hard to find Should we give up on us and leave it all behind Or rewrite

You Can't Go Home Joe Diffie

porch swing We held hands and we dreamed a dream or two That sure looks like the same ol' door Where I kissed her goodbye a thousand times before Please, bring her back to me I came lookin' for a feelin

Zero Joe Diffie

I remember learning all of this back in school I guess I never did apply it to me and you So, I guess I'll be the one to carry the blame Something times nothing always ends the same You take four hundred

If I Had Any Pride Left At All Joe Diffie

rap made me do it I can act like an animal ain't nothin' to it gangsta rap made me do it If I eat you like a cannibal ain't nothin' to it gangsta rap made me do it I'm raw as a dirty needle Choke an eagle

If You Want Me To Joe Diffie

If You Want Me To - Joe Diffie Darlin' I'll pack up my clothes Take my heart on down the road I'll even make believe I don't love you.

1994 Various Artists

Now let's get outta this town, outta this club Girl whatever you're sippin' I'ma mix it up Take a few tick tocks off of your clock Put a little Third Rock in your hip hop I got that 1994, Joe Diffie comin

Daddy's Home Joe Diffie

You're my love You're my angel You're the girl of my dreams And I'd like to thank you For waiting patiently Daddy's home-Daddy's home -To stay How I've waited for this moment To be by your side Your best

I Can Walk The Line (If It Ain't Too Straight) Joe Diffie

You knew when you first met me I was a good time kind of guy You wanted me to change my ways I told you that I'd try Well I've gone from wild and crazy To takin' out the trash Girl it's time to compromise

It's Always Somethin' Joe Diffie

Scanning the stations, every song they're playin' is like a soundtrack, to the love we had. I should be over you by now, but every time I turn around... It's always somethin' every day remindin' me.

Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox (If I Die) Joe Diffie

Well I ain't afraid of dying it's the thought of being dead I want to go on being me once my eulogy's been read Don't spread my ashes out to sea don't lay me down to rest You can put my mind at ease if

Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox (If I Die) (Album Version) Joe Diffie

Well I ain't afraid of dying it's the thought of being dead I want to go on being me once my eulogy's been read Don't spread my ashes out to sea don't lay me down to rest You can put my mind at ease if

In My Own Backyard Joe Diffie

that I once had it all In my own backyard You'd never know it now, but I used to have it all A swing set and a plastic pool, a shaggy dog that lived to fetch a ball An angel with a glass of tea, laughin

Hurt Me All The Time Joe Diffie

[Chorus] Oh they say that you would hurt me That you'd break this heart of mine If that's what you've been doin' Hurt me all the time Hurt me all the time I've been hearin' rumors All over this town You've

Pickup Man Joe Diffie

pay me with a kiss and I began to understand There's something women like about a pickup man When I turned sixteen I saved a few hundred bucks My first car was a pickup truck I was cruisin' the town and

Just A Regular Joe (Album Version) Joe Diffie

Well ever since I was a little bitty boy just listenin' to my heros sing I knew someday if I could find a way I'd be doin' the very same thing.

If I Lost Her Joe Diffie

Darling as I look at you Reminds me of how much I am Oh I'm a lucky man It won't mean love that's in your eyes Only makes me realize, where I should be And its time to leave [Chorus] Cause you've made

Not In This Lifetime Joe Diffie

Maybe a day will come When you look into my eyes And you won't see the love you saw before Maybe a day will come When the words you need to hear from me Are gone with the closing of a door.

I'm Not Through Losin' You Joe Diffie

For you the love that we knew is over and done That may be, but as for me it still goes on You found somebody new who made you forget What we had but I can't do that yet I'm not through losing you, I haven't

So Help Me Girl Joe Diffie

You could have kissed me Like this wasn't gonna last Kept me from saying Something I'll never take back You could've held me like there was no chance of me waking up where I am You could have stopped short

So Help Me Girl (Single Version) Joe Diffie

You could have kissed me Like this wasn't gonna last Kept me from saying Something I'll never take back You could've held me like there was no chance of me waking up where I am You could have stopped short

Third Rock from the Sun Joe Diffie

She walks into Smokey's one hip at a time Like a broken field runner slippin' through the line He likes the way she looks so he calls the little wife says "Don't wait up for me I'll be workin' late

Third Rock From The Sun (Single Version) Joe Diffie

She walks into Smokey's one hip at a time Like a broken field runner slippin' through the line He likes the way she looks so he calls the little wife says "Don't wait up for me I'll be workin' late

I'm The Only Thing I'll Hold Against You Joe Diffie

Yesterday, you walked away and left me Today you say, you're sorry that we're through Our love will work, we'll heal the hurt So help me Laying blame is the last thing I would do I'm the only thing

Back To Back Heartaches Joe Diffie

The siren on the street outside, didn't even turn your head It couldn't cut the silence between us in this bed You're staring at your wall and I'm staring at mine So we don't have to see each other cry

Not Too Much To Ask Joe Diffie

To hear you say my name, to see you search my eyes To feel you touch my hand, it more than satisfies.

Whole Lotta Gone Joe Diffie

She might be Living in Dallas Or Denver, Colorado I know she likes it cold She might have packed and moved back To Alabama There's no tellin' where she is But there's one thing I know [Chorus:] She's a

You Made Me What I Am (Album Version) Joe Diffie

You came home tired each day at 5:15 I'd be waitin' in the drive With a Rawlings glove, a ball cap and a fungo bat I could count on you to hit some flies You'd say, "Son, just keep your eye on the

Life's So Funny Joe Diffie

Ain't it funny, I haven't seen you in years And all those tears I cried, finally dried up And blew away Ain't it funny, you once were glad Just to have me near, to calm your fears What fun we had Whoever

New Way (To Light Up An Old Flame) Joe Diffie

I'm gonna find me a new way to light up an old flame With a little bit of luck and a hug there's gonna be a big change I've got a strong desire to start the kind of fire That'll burn through a pouring

If The Devil Danced (In Empty Pockets) Joe Diffie

Diablo motors had a hell of a sale, downtown yesterday, Word got around, no money down, take years and years to pay. When I got there the lot was bare, but the salesman said hold on.

Good Brown Gravy Joe Diffie

I hollered to my hound, "You're supposed to keep 'em from coming around." I used to think they was after me. Oh, but they're just after my recipe; for that Good brown gravy, good brown gravy.

Back To The Cave Joe Diffie

words to say But he asked her in a primitive way Do you want to go back to the cave [Chorus:] Back to the cave make a little fire A man and a woman and a primal desire That's the way it is that's the way

If I Could Only Bring You Back Joe Diffie

Got a boat, got a car, got a house with a yard I'm still workin' the best job I've ever had But I'd give it all away, every dollar that I've made If I could only bring you back There's a door that

In Another World Joe Diffie

Sun stuck high in the air Destination: anywhere this road decides to go Underneath the desert sky I find a place to hide and rest my weary bones This underpass will shade the heat And as my mind drifts

Home Joe Diffie

My footsteps carry me away But in my mind I'm always going home. Now the miles I put behind me Ain't as hard as the miles That lay ahead.

The Quittin' Kind Joe Diffie

I know you're holding your breath You're wondering what's coming next Can't be too careful this time No Love ain't something you trust You've seen a little too much of the quittin' kind That pain you're

Never Mine To Lose Joe Diffie

You were the ocean, I was the sand on the shore, each time you touched me, you kept me longing for more, But I knew Id never hold you here, A fleeting moment was all we'd share, So why do I feel the way

I Got A Feelin' Joe Diffie

I'm out here stranded on this Oklahoma Road Nothing but a broken truck, heat and dust and a million high line poles If only I could tap the line I'd be just fine If I could talk to her right now 'Cause

I'd Like To Have A Problem Like That Joe Diffie

"I'm not a wealthy man, don't pay for my suntan I work out in the heat and the cold Sometimes I'd like to be the big, bad wolf 'Stead of just another sheep in the fold I hear the rich man holler 'bout

Like A River Dreams Of Rain Joe Diffie

I took the last drag of my last lucky As I left that old café I heard the gravel crunchin' like our broken hearts As I watched her walk away We were close to almost perfect I could've swore she was the

Something I Do for Me Joe Diffie

I work overtime cause my boss is a jerk It gets him off my back I go to see my momma right after work So she knows where I'm at Stop by my sister's and I hug her neck Tell her just let that guy go But

The Grandpa That I Know Joe Diffie

Brand new shoes, they hurt my feet This nech-tie is chokin' me Cuttin' off my air supply When I hang my head and cry When I hang my head and cry I see tears on daddy's face Someone's hummin' Amazing Grace

C-O-U-N-T-R-Y Joe Diffie

I know how to work and how ta have fun, I'm a good-timin', blue-collar, son-of-a-gun I like monster trucks, tractor pulls, country fairs, Huntin' and fishin' and ice cold beer.

From Here On Out Joe Diffie

I couldn't make it, from here on out. Lord, it felt like my shoes were nailed to the floor. Had to hold to that old chair, when I opened the door.

Junior's In Love Joe Diffie

With a dozen roses in his gun rack Junior pulled up into her side lot He carried them up to the front porch And hollered, "Wanda, look at what I got!"

I'm Willing To Try Joe Diffie

Most of me is scared to death As I'm holding you tonight Should I open up my heart to you Or should I run for my life I come by caution honestly I'm no stranger to heartache But a tiny, trusting part of

Houston, We Have A Problem Joe Diffie

She said she'd meet me In the cheap seats at the end zone And now I sittin's here cryin' In the parkin' lot of the Astro Dome When she stands me up like this We both know where she is Big city what are