Never Be Rude To An Arab Monty Python

Never be rude to an Arab, Never be rude to an Irishman, An Israeli, or Saudi, or Jew, No matter what you do. Never poke fun at a Nigger, And never put down...

I Like Chinese Monty Python

With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high. It's depressing, and it's senseless, and that's why... Intro: I like Chinese, I like Chinese, Yet they're always friendly and they're ready to please.

All Things Dull And Ugly Monty Python

All things dull and ugly, All creatures short and squat, All things rude and nasty, The Lord God made the lot.

Accountancy Shanty Monty Python

To find, explore, the funds offshore It's fun to charter an accountant And sail the wild accountancy It can be manly in insurance, and scourge the sholls of bankruptcy. we'll up your premium semi-annually

Eric The Half A Bee Monty Python

A-one, a-two, a-one, two, three, four Half-a-bee, philosophically (Spoken): But half the bee, has got to bee Must ipso-facto half not-be.

Christmas In Heaven Monty Python

IT'S TRULY A REAL HONORABLE EXPERIENCE TO BE HERE THIS EVENING. A VERY WONDERFUL AND WARM AND EMOTIONAL MOMENT FOR YOU. ALL OF US.

Oliver Cromwell Monty Python

And praise be, beat the Cavaliers at Naisby Then he founded the new model model army Scots.

Every Sperm Is Sacred Monty Python

The question: There are Jews in the world, there are Buddists, There are Hindus and Mormons and then There are those that follow Mohammad, but I've never been one of them.

Galaxy Song Monty Python

Just - re-member that you're standing on a planet that's evolving It's orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it's reckoned, and revolving at 900 miles an hour, the sun that is the source of all our power.

Brian Song Monty Python

Brian...the babe they called Brian, Grew up to be, Grew...grew, grew and grew, Grew up to be, A boy called Brian, This boy whose name was Brian, He had arms, and legs, and hands, and feet A boy called

Finland Monty Python

The country where I want to be, Pony trekking or camping, Or just Wacthing TV, Finland, Finland, Finland. It's the country for me. Quite a long way from Cairo, Verse : You're so near to Russia.

Decomposing Composers Monty Python

Verse: Beethoven's gone but his music lives on, And Mozart don't go shoppin' no more, You'll never meet Liszt or Brahms again, And Elgar doesn't answer the door.

Medical Love Song Monty Python

I gave my heart to NSU I ache for you, my darling, And I hope you get well soon. My syphilitic sores. My penile warts, your herpes, Your moenelial infection, How I miss you more and more.

Sit On My Face Monty Python

I love to hear you o-ra-lise You blow me awaaay. When I'm between your thighs, Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you, 'Till we're blown awaaaaaaaay.

Meaning Of Life Monty Python

Well, tonight, we're going to sort it all out, For, tonight, it's 'The Meaning of Life'. What's the point of all this hoax? Is it the chicken and the egg time? Are we just yolks?

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life (The Unofficial England Football Anthem) Monty Python

things turn out for the best And always look on the bright side of life Whistle Always look on the light side of life Whistle If life seems jolly rotten There's something you've forgotten And that's to

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life Monty Python

If life seems jolly-rotten, There's something you've forgotten, And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing When you're feeling in the dumps, Don't be silly, chumps, Just purse your lips and

Penis Song (Not The Noel Coward Song) Monty Python

It's swell to have a stiffy, Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis, From the tiniest little tadger, It's divine to own a dick, Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? To the world's biggest prick.

Lumberjack Song Monty Python

: He's a lumberjack and he's okay, I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shopping I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, And have buttered scones for tea.

I've Got Two Legs Monty Python

I've got two legs from my hips to the ground And when I move them they walk around When I lift them they climb the stairs And when I shave them they ain't got hairs I've got two

I'm So Worried Monty Python

That sometimes they want to repeat. And I'm so worried about the baggage retrieval I'm so worried about what's happening today, System they've got at Heathrow. In the Middle East, you know.

Knights Of The Round Table (Camelot Song) Monty Python

It's a busy life in Camelot, I have to push the pram a lot.

Money Song Monty Python

I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pyjamas.I've got forty thousand French francs in my fridge.I've got lots of lovely lire.Now the Deutschmark's getting dearer,And my dollar bills would buy the ...

Bruce's Philosopher's Song Monty Python

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable, David Hume could out-consume, Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy begger Who could think you under the table, Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel. Ther...

Henry Kissinger Monty Python

How I'm missing yerYou're the Doctor of my dreamsWith your crinkly hair and your glassy stareAnd your machiavellian schemesI know they say that you are very vainAnd short and fat and pushy but at l...

Spam Song Monty Python

Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spaaam!Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spam.Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.Lovely Spaaam! (Lovely Spam!)Lovely Spaaam! (Lovely Spam!)L...

PYTHON GOT7 (갓세븐)

Rainbow roses fancy ice 녹아내려 inside your eyes 현실 같은 꿈의 Site Feelings drifting like the tide I left my guard down for a minute I never play with feelings but I thought you were committed The way that

Rude Magic!

Say yes, say yes, cause I need to know You say Ill never get your blessing til the day I die Tough luck, my friend, but the answer is no Why you gotta be so rude? Dont you know Im human too?

PIGLET Arab Strap

YOU'D ALREADY BEEN ABOUT HALF AN HOUR WITH YOUR PRE-CLUBBING SHOWER. I HAD ALWAYS PLANNED TO HAVE A LOOK IN YOUR SPECIAL WINNIE THE POOH BOOK.

God Mode 2.0 (feat. Skizzo) nato

Start as a god now I'll go beyond all Life forms, deities, tell your paw paw Ain't nobody gonna be climbing my wall Try to parrot me dead Monty Python Who ya gonna call to try to stop this Venkman gonna

Chokehold Cherry Python Ashnikko

I’m a ticking ticking ticking time bomb Live a villain die an icon You should sleep with a light on Chokehold cherry python Shut up be quiet Watch me go go geyser DEMIDEVIL I’m a liar I’m the team’s best

Killing an Arab The Cure

Standing on the beach With a gun in my hand Staring at the sea Staring at the sand Staring down the barrel At the arab on the ground I can see his open mouth But I hear no sound I'm alive I'm dead

PIGLET Arab Strap

YOU'D ALREADY BEEN ABOUT HALF AN HOUR WITH YOUR PRE-CLUBBING SHOWER. I HAD ALWAYS PLANNED TO HAVE A LOOK IN YOUR SPECIAL WINNIE THE POOH BOOK.

MAKE YA WAY PYTHON

고이다 접어둔 채로 언젠가 내 인생의 해가 질때 지나온 길을 돌아보며 미소질수 있게 S.B) where there's a will there's a way 두손바닥속에 비친 삶의 바다 where there's a will there's a way 드넓은 대지위를 거침없이 달려 where there's a will there's a way, ash to

PACKS OF THREE Arab Strap

YOU SAID YOU WERE CAREFUL - YOU NEVER WERE WITH ME. I HEARD YOU DID IT FOUR TIMES BUT JOHNNIES COME IN PACKS OF THREE. SHE WAS THE BEST SHAG I'D EVER HAD.

PACKS OF THREE Arab Strap

YOU SAID YOU WERE CAREFUL - YOU NEVER WERE WITH ME. I HEARD YOU DID IT FOUR TIMES BUT JOHNNIES COME IN PACKS OF THREE. SHE WAS THE BEST SHAG I'D EVER HAD.

JUST DO IT PYTHON

S.B) If you dash against the wall, Do it Do it Do it, Just do it tough life real world now it's time to, Do it Do it Do it, Just do it 鐵漢(철한)] 아직도 네속에 계속해서 자리하는 care 속에서 빠져 나오지 못하면 넌 끝내 망가져 문이 닫혀

Rude (Acoustic) MAGIC!

an old fashioned man, yeah Can I have your daughter for the rest of my life Say yes, say yes 'cause I need to know You say I'll never get your blessing 'til the day I die Tough luck, my friend, but the

Pro- (Your) Life Arab Strap

Now you always say terminated, I never hear you say aborted. You just have to accept mistakes happen And sometimes they have to be sorted. You know I'd love it - a little us would be sweet.

Pro (Your) Life Arab Strap

Now you always say terminated, i never hear you say aborted. You just have to accept mistakes happen and sometimes They have to be sorted.

Citylights Forever (Live) Sophie Hunger

In Berlin there is a project waiting holding wearing apole and tucked and disposed and i wish there were two little bolts on the locks so I could play with each other Me a question comes to me head should

Scenery Arab Strap

You used to be part of the scenery but now I know your name. And my mind wonders what my hands would do to make sure that you came. She hardly said a word again tonight.

Turbulence Arab Strap

You always jump and quiver when you're coming in to land with no runway, no guidance no nails dug into my hand. We could have whoever we want.

ONE DAY, AFTER SCHOOL Arab Strap

I SAID WITH ME AROUND SHE'D NEVER COME TO HARM, AND THEN SHE TOOK A FORK AND STABBED HERSELF IN THE ARM. SHE USED TO WANK ME OFF BUT I COULD NEVER HEAT HER UP.

ONE DAY, AFTER SCHOOL Arab Strap

I SAID WITH ME AROUND SHE'D NEVER COME TO HARM, AND THEN SHE TOOK A FORK AND STABBED HERSELF IN THE ARM. SHE USED TO WANK ME OFF BUT I COULD NEVER HEAT HER UP.

THE CLEARING Arab Strap

OH, SHE ALWAYS USED TO BE THE SAME. SHE'D BE LOOSE WITH A STRAIGHT DARK FACIAL FRAME. AND NOW THE THINGS THAT USED TO TURN ME OFF, I FIND ENDEARING.

THE CLEARING Arab Strap

OH, SHE ALWAYS USED TO BE THE SAME. SHE'D BE LOOSE WITH A STRAIGHT DARK FACIAL FRAME. AND NOW THE THINGS THAT USED TO TURN ME OFF, I FIND ENDEARING.

THE POINT OF P PYTHON

From tha soul to the upland the point of P.Y.T.H.O.N B.C 3세기 한 마리 이무기 이상의 빛을 찾아 나의 영원을 찾아 자신을 버려 어둠을 가려 나를 깨워 승천대망 하지만 나만을 유혹하는 어지러운 속세 변함 없는 기세 만년의 기대 버리지 않던 꿈의 승천 허나 너무나 길었던 제자리 발걸음의 좌천 온천하

Haunt Me Arab Strap

If she's all I need to love and breed. then haunt me 'cause I'll know you'll keep me in tow.

Attitude The Replacements

Well you open that bottle of wine you over care the worms every time now you don't stop, that ain't true never said a word, I never had to it was my attitude that you thought was rude it was my attitude