Penis Song (Not The Noel Coward Song) Monty Python

Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean.

Brian Song Monty Python

Brian...the babe they called Brian, Grew up to be, Grew...grew, grew and grew, Grew up to be, A boy called Brian, This boy whose name was Brian, He had arms, and legs, and hands, and feet A boy called

Galaxy Song Monty Python

Just - re-member that you're standing on a planet that's evolving It's orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it's reckoned, and revolving at 900 miles an hour, the sun that is the source of all our power.

Money Song Monty Python

Now the Deutschmark's getting dearer, And my dollar bills would buy the Brooklyn Bridge. PRESENTER and CHORUS: There is nothing quite as wonderful as money.

Medical Love Song Monty Python

Inflammation of the foreskin Reminds me of your smile. For quite a little while. I've had ballanital chancroids That lovely night in June.

Lumberjack Song Monty Python

: He's a lumberjack and he's okay, I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shopping I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, And have buttered scones for tea.

Spam Song Monty Python

Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spaaam!Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spam.Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.Lovely Spaaam! (Lovely Spam!)Lovely Spaaam! (Lovely Spam!)L...

Bruce's Philosopher's Song Monty Python

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable, David Hume could out-consume, Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy begger Who could think you under the table, Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel.

Knights Of The Round Table (Camelot Song) Monty Python

We're Knights of the Round Table, We dance when ere we're able, With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot, We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.

Christmas In Heaven Monty Python

AND I'D LIKE TO SING A SONG: FOR ALL OF It's Christmas in Heaven, All the children sing, It's Christmas in Heaven, Hark hark those church bells ring.

I'm So Worried Monty Python

I'm so worried about what's happening today, In the Middle East, you know. And I'm so worried about the baggage retrieval System they've got at Heathrow.

Eric The Half A Bee Monty Python

A-one, a-two, a-one, two, three, four Half-a-bee, philosophically (Spoken): But half the bee, has got to bee Must ipso-facto half not-be.

Decomposing Composers Monty Python

Verse: Beethoven's gone but his music lives on, And Mozart don't go shoppin' no more, You'll never meet Liszt or Brahms again, And Elgar doesn't answer the door.

Henry Kissinger Monty Python

How I'm missing yer You're the Doctor of my dreams With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare And your machiavellian schemes I know they say that you are very vain And short and fat and pushy but at

Oliver Cromwell Monty Python

THE MOST INTERESTING THING ABOUT KING CHARLES I IS THAT HE WAS 5'6" TALL AT THE START OF HIS REIGN, BUT ONLY 4'8" AT THE END OF IT... Oliver Cromwell, Lord Protecteur of England BECAUSE OF...

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life (The Unofficial England Football Anthem) Monty Python

best And always look on the bright side of life Whistle Always look on the light side of life Whistle If life seems jolly rotten There's something you've forgotten And that's to laugh and smile and dance

All Things Dull And Ugly Monty Python

All things dull and ugly, All creatures short and squat, All things rude and nasty, The Lord God made the lot.

Meaning Of Life Monty Python

Well, tonight, we're going to sort it all out, For, tonight, it's 'The Meaning of Life'. What's the point of all this hoax? Is it the chicken and the egg time? Are we just yolks?

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life Monty Python

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life. Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life. Some things in life are bad, They can really make you mad, Other things just make you swear and curse.

Accountancy Shanty Monty Python

To find, explore, the funds offshore It's fun to charter an accountant And sail the wild accountancy It can be manly in insurance, and scourge the sholls of bankruptcy. we'll up your premium semi-annually

Finland Monty Python

The country where I want to be, Pony trekking or camping, Or just Wacthing TV, Finland, Finland, Finland. It's the country for me. Quite a long way from Cairo, Verse : You're so near to Russia.

Every Sperm Is Sacred Monty Python

The background: him masturbating. Consequently, he broke the "sinner"s arm. Someone (No names, children!) walked in on his roommate and caught Whoever said that masturbation is sinful, anyway?

I Like Chinese Monty Python

Spoken: The world today seems absolutely crackers. There are fools and idiots sitting on the trigger. With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.

I've Got Two Legs Monty Python

I've got two legs from my hips to the ground And when I move them they walk around When I lift them they climb the stairs And when I shave them they ain't got hairs I've got two

Sit On My Face Monty Python

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me, I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too. I love to hear you o-ra-lise You blow me awaaay. When I'm between your thighs, Sit on my face and le...

Never Be Rude To An Arab Monty Python

Never be rude to an Arab, Never be rude to an Irishman, An Israeli, or Saudi, or Jew, No matter what you do. Never poke fun at a Nigger, And never put down... A Spik, or a Wop, or a Kraut, (explosi...

Mrs. Worthington Noel Coward

Worthington, Don't put your daughter on the stage, The profession is overcrowded And the struggle's pretty tough And admitting the fact She's burning to act, That isn't quite enough.

The Stately Homes Of England Noel Coward

The stately homes of England How beautiful they stand, To prove the upper classes Have still the upper hand.

Love Song 노엘(NoeL)

달빛처럼 부드럽게 나를 감싸는 그대 앞에선 아이처럼 내 모든 걸 다 말하고 싶어 숨길 수 없죠 그대에겐 아주 작은 흔들림 조차도 진실하게 날 바라보는 그대 사랑이 날 사로잡죠 Your love is real Your love is sweet 세상을 다 가진 것보다 좋아 영원 속에 그대와 나 끝없이 부르는 Sweet love song

Love Song 박소유

This is my love song When you did it to me it was over already over So I\'m falling down to the ground This is not a love song It\'s my fake confession I will be over until I\'m over When I\'m

JUST DO IT PYTHON

S.B) If you dash against the wall, Do it Do it Do it, Just do it tough life real world now it's time to, Do it Do it Do it, Just do it 鐵漢(철한)] 아직도 네속에 계속해서 자리하는 care 속에서 빠져 나오지 못하면 넌 끝내 망가져 문이 닫혀

Love Song Garageland

I like you, but not your heartache boots, it amazes me that I could even care. I saw you, dancing by bright light, doing handstands on the surface of the sun.

Making Sounds (Album Version) Monty Are I

Things got rough, but we're living happily Call me crazy, but the feeling's enough From the day we hit the ground. Faced with failing, I could never give up On the way we're making sounds.

FIRST NOEL 유영진

Silent night or holy night the stars so bright and always come he - hey -- The first noel the angels been said voice too cer - tain glow shared virqin feeis where they lay - in guiit where they lay belive

FIRST NOEL SM TOWN

작사.작곡 : 외국곡 편곡 : 홍종화 Silent night or holy night the stars so bright and always come he - hey -- The first noel the angels been said voice too cer - tain glow shared virqin feeis where they lay

The Country Song blink-182

Take off your pants dad Your penis is the biggest thing My butt's ever had Cause I would know It feels good Shut your fucking face Uncle Fucker!

PYTHON GOT7 (갓세븐)

I’m an icon Watch me with the lights on But she got a hold on me like a python I don’t wanna lose her Yeah she was my Future Shot to the chest I was falling for the shooter I don’t wanna I don’t

Bubbly (Acoustic) Melody Noel

to this bond I even wrote you a love song Starts with a sip Then pour me a drink Let it fill me up So I can say what I think Give me more of the taste I adore I want bubbly Somebody pour me bubbly

Revolution Song Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds

They took my faith And put it in a headlock and Sealed my fate Somewhere inside of the world in which I live Because I failed They constantly ignore me and They told me I lost my mind When I believe that

Noel! Noel! Various Artists

the first noel the angels did say was to certain poor shepherds in fields as they lay in fields where they lay keeping their sheep on a cold winter's night that was so deep noel, noel, noel, noel

It's Came Upon A Midnight Clear/The First Noel DJ DOC

It's came upon the midnight clear That(and) glorious song of old From angels bending near the earh To touch their harps of gold "Peace on the earth,good will to men from heaven's all-gracious king

It's Came Upon A Midnight Clear / The First Noel DJ DOC

It's came upon the midnight clear That(and) glorious song of old From angels bending near the earh To touch their harps of gold "Peace on the earth,good will to men from heaven's all-gracious

It Came Upon A Midnight Clear/The First Noel Babyface

It came upon the midnight clear That glorious song of old From angels playing near the earth To touch their harps of gold Peace on the Earth could will two men From Heaven's all-gracious King

It's Came Upon A Midnight Clear DJ.DOC

It's came upon the midnight clear And glorious song of old From angels bending near the earth To touch their harps of gold Peace on the Earth good will to men From Heaven's all gracious

It's Came Upon A Midnight Clear DJ.DOC

It's came upon the midnight clear And glorious song of old From angels bending near the earth To touch their harps of gold Peace on the Earth good will to men From Heaven's all gracious

It Came Upon A Midnight Babyface

It came upon the midnight clear That glorious song of old From angels playing near the earth To touch their harps of gold Peace on the Earth could will two men From Heaven's all-gracious King

It Came Upon A Midnight Clear Pat Boone

It came upon the midnight clear That glorious song of old From angels playing near the earth To touch their harps of gold Peace on the Earth could will two men From Heaven's all-gracious King

It Came Upon A Midnight Clear / The First Noel Babyface

It came upon the midnight clear That glorious song of old From angels playing near the earth To touch their harps of gold Peace on the Earth could will two men From Heaven's all-gracious King

It Came Upon A Midnight Clear (Remastered 1999) Frank Sinatra

It came upon the midnight clear That glorious song of old From angels playing near the earth To touch their harps of gold Peace on the Earth could will two men From Heaven's all-gracious King

Cape Point (Blake Jarrell Remix) First State

It came upon the midnight clear That glorious song of old From angels playing near the Earth To touch their harps of gold Peace on the Earth could will to men From heavens all-gracious King The world