Bath of Least Resistance NOFX

Too many words on the the tip of my tongue and I can never figure out When to speak when to shout when to shut up When to knock myself out I need a brainwash Gray-matter bath I need the clutter all Thrown

Puke on Cops NOFX

gimme a side of airplane noise or a half a glass of our resistance. add a dash of disobedient public nusant, richtor riot. pulling out all the stops. i'm gonna puck on the cops.

ALL HIS SUITS ARE TORN NoFX

A baggy man with baggy clothes A face made of paper mache He lost his humor years ago Along with his molars His head planted beneath his shoulders Kill the pain, integrity don't keep you warm and

SHOWER DAYS NoFX

In the morning I awake I feel my bladder about to break I scratch my balls I rub my eyes Just feeling lousy My girlfriend tells me that It's time to take a bath I say, "No, not today, it's only

DAY TO DAZE NoFX

I trusted you at least I thought I could I tried to believe when you said I got a better job I can pay you back Real soon. No!

Desperation's Gone NOFX

I trusted you at least I thought I could I tried to believe when you said I got a better job I can pay you back real soon. No!

San Francisco Fat NOFX

BER ALLES Or at least, that's what they like to believe Take me home (TO) sweet West bay Big women (Ooo) Stinkey's peepshow This Thursday (YEAH) Boobzilla flattens out Dick Tokyo Let's go (LET'S GO!)

THE DECLINE NoFX

Where are all these stupid people from and how did they get to be so dumb Bred on purple mountain range Feed amber waves of grains To lesser human beings, zero feelings Blame it on human nature

Theme From A NOFX Album NOFX

Now we're over 30, not lookin' so purty, At least we got a beat up accordion. That's Eric our drummer, His father's a plumber, He drank enough booze to get Rhode Island drunk.

Decline NOFX

Bred on purple mountain range Feed amber waves of grains To lesser human beings, zero feelings Blame it on Human nature, mans destiny (mans destiny) Blame it on the greediocracy (greediocracy) Fear of

The Decline NOFX

Bred on purple mountain range Feed amber waves of grains To lesser human beings, zero feelings Blame it on Human nature, mans destiny (mans destiny) Blame it on the greediocracy (greediocracy)

Path of Least Resistance modest mouse

Path of Least Resistance send to friend gone fishin' i'm takin' the path of least resistance

Path Of Least Resistance Trillium

Insist on taking the path of least resistance Less hurdles to jump at first with less consistency It’s fine, as long as you go and roll with all the punches With your rubber-ball-thick-skinned-novocain-impervious

LIFE OF RILEY NoFX

like better Than getting something for nothing Then some will tell you that you can't get nothing for free Obviously they don't know me You can have your cake and eat it too And there's plenty of

All Of Me NoFX

All of me, why not take all Can't you see I'm no good without you?

FOOD, SEX AND EWE NoFX

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me I'd rather watch 10 hours of T.V.

THE LONGEST LINE NoFX

that's heading right for me It would be nice if things could turn out right Turn out right yeah Don't think I'll ever see the day I must have done something wrong Or maybe pissed off God I think of

Mattersville NoFX

There's a place some of us choose to live Gated community - cops can't come in A neighborhood for punks over the hill We'll spend our golden years in Mattersville We could do whatever we want,

HERE COMES THE NEIGHBORHOOD NoFX

I've got to get out of I've got To get out of this hood, I've Got to get out of this neighborhood I've got to get out of it, got to get out I've had enough, wont call their bluff I'm not going to

PROFESSIONAL CRASTINATION NoFX

Can't u see how easy it becomes Procrastinate, we're professionals Get things done, you can't, to busy Having fun we're professionals Professional crastination it's a way Of life if you've got

The Plan NOFX

Call it libertarian 'cos we do as we please don't need fear of force to foster no morality morals are a substitute concern in someone's ear They're basically a by-product of home, I think it clear The

I WANNA BE YOUR BABY NoFX

Open your self, let me inside Open your arms, I have nowhere To go, so let me in to you I need to be where nothing can hurt me Open your legs, to let me crawl Inside of you, I need to be Inside

We Got Two Jealous Agains Nofx

I thought you were the one When I heard Holidays in the Sun come from your bedroom But my mind started to stray When I saw Youth of Today mixed with your singles Whats with this Underdog?

Electricity NOFX

One source of energy The ultimate discovery Electric blue for me Never more to be free Electricity Nuclear and h.e.p.

GREEN CORN NoFX

Sometimes I think of all the places where I don't wanna go Then I think of all the things that I don't wanna do And when I think of all the people that I don't wanna meet I close my eyes and go

WARM NoFX

One more time for Ho Jo, you know I can't wait Another wasted line I'm sittin' in the corner, I can feel the weight Of my head on top of my spine There's nothing to be scared of once you've Seen

BLEEDING HEART DISEASE NoFX

forges on Fodder for corporations Sewwing our lips together LA such a nice place to get shot But don't forget the T it Follows liber in the the constitution Following the part about pursuit of

FREEDOM LIKE A SHOPPING CART NoFX

A christian an anarchist slash prostitute figures out the true meaning of freedom Not freedom like America, freedom like a shopping cart Kick back no tense you got a bag of grub that cost you about

Franco Un-American NoFX

I never thought about the universe, it made me feel small Never thought about the problems of this planet at all Global warming, radio-active sites Imperialistic wrongs and animal rights! No!

Freedumb NOFX

Don't even try to tell us What we can and cannot say Profanity's a tool that You cannot take away Is freedom of expression Just a load of shit? Just another farce in American politics

The Irrationality Of Rationality NOFX

After 16 years of service, and a family to support He actually started to believe the weaponry and chemicals were for national defense. ’cause danny had a mortgage, and a boss to answer to.

VEGETARIAN MUMBO JUMBO NoFX

I don't want tofu I'd rather have a mouth full of beef stew I don't want to be vegetarian Why eat beans when you can have steak instead?

SCAVENGER TYPE NoFX

Gigin alone at the bottom of the hill Our protagonist named Bill Sets his sights on an anchor steam pint All he needs is thirteen quarters Congregated in his hat A crow, a scavenger type California

Hardcore 84 NOFX

It's just Hardcore 84 Tragedy, a catastrophe The nemesis of a wasted night Rationale of an atom bomb Consequence of a murder plot RIOT! RIOT!

THE DEATH OF JOHN SMITH NoFX

feel it's my duty, my obligation to live up to the standards society suggusts So I'll keep on working for their benefit And I'll keep on drinking I'll keep on believing in my life Another year of

Total Bummer Nofx

Go away, sunny day Go away, sunny day Go away, sunny day Go away, sunny day All the horny people sitting All the horny people sitting In front of their TV and thinkin' In front of their TV and thinkin

Life O'riley NOFX

You can have your cake and eat it too and there''s plenty of free lunch for you if you think you''re getting cheated then you don''t have a clue you don''t know where you are, or what to do.

SOUL DOUBT NoFX

Sometimes I feel my life is going 'round in circles Beneath my eyes are bluish black There's nothing new, no one I wanna talk to Nothing I wanna think about, I got soul doubt I stick My head out of

HOBOPHOBIC NoFX

Hobo - I'm hobophobic So what AH AH AH Scared of bums Not just because they stink bad Not just because they're crackers From drinking too much lysol Let them be Just don't get fuckin' near me

JAUNDICED EYE NoFX

all I see's a blur Is one color a virtue how can you be sure Ignorance the disease education the cure So how can you say that your proud of your race Proud of your gender Or proud of your faith

STRAIGHT EDGE NoFX

better things to do Than sit around and fuck my head Or hang out with the living dead Snort white shit up my nose Or passing out in all the shows Cause I got straight edge I laugh at the thoughts of

Can't Get the Stink Out NOFX

what i scream about, can't get the stink out. catch it on my tongue, save it in my lung. fucking vegans smoking, keep us all choking. big round of applause for california laws. act like human beings instead

Pods and Gods NOFX

Martian men are coming to earth they're abducting all of the jerks, Martian men are coming to earth Martian men, don't take me Pods are landing from outer space Pods are duplicating my face Pods are landing

LINOLEUM NoFX

I've got pockets full of kleenex and lint and holes Where everything imporatnt to me just seems to fall right down my leg and on the floor My closest friend linoleum Linoleum Supports my head, gives

YOU PUT YOUR CHOCOLATE IN MY PEANUT BUTTER! NoFX

Hey you, you have too much hair And we don't like what you wear And you have really bad breath So were gonna beat you to death Because there is plenty of us And only one of you We've got plenty

HOT DOG IN A HALLWAY NoFX

She'll have another piece of pie She'll have a double reuben rye She works hard at eating well That's why I love her She's got a couple of pony kegs Her arms are bigger than my legs And when

You Put Your Chocolate In My Peanut Butter NOFX

Hey you, you have too much hair And we don't like what you wear And you have really bad breath So were gonna beat you to death Because there is plenty of us And only one of you We've got plenty of reasons

DROP THE WORLD NoFX

race the judges concluded He was the betterman he'd come from victory A hesitation a one time show or place His self would not allow he had to be the best He had denied his urges cause they would of

My Vagina NOFX

My vagina has two set of lips, but I don't get monthly blood drips, My vagina hardly even used My vagina got lots of extra skin, they took my Outtie and made it an in, Turned Donnie into Marie Osmond

Philthy Phil Philanthropist NOFX

alright now Living in the hunger underground Some people say I got a problem with authority so What if I do man it beats relinquishing control Philthy Phil Philanthropist You've taken when you should of