I Gotta Pee NOFX

1, 2, 1, 2, 3. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta

See Her Pee Nofx

What I wouldn't give to see her pee... What I wouldn't give to see her pee... Betweem 2 parked cars, Betweem 2 parked cars, On a well lit street, On a well lit street, 5th and Main. 5th and Main.

My Vagina NOFX

My vagina has two set of lips, but I don't get monthly blood drips, My vagina hardly even used My vagina got lots of extra skin, they took my Outtie and made it an in, Turned Donnie into Marie Osmond

Go to Work Wasted NOFX

i like my drink mit toast and eggs. the best bloody mary you've ever tasted. go to work wasted. go to work bombed. ya gotta pull a shot before you start the job.

Thank God It's Monday NOFX

> I'm gonna tell you what I think I really like about Mondays Cause they feel like Saturdays When you don't gotta go to work everyday is a holiday I wake up when I want to.

EL LAY NoFX

Yeah, I met Slash, I've got a rose tattoo I bet I know way more people than you I just love this town, my girlfriend weights 84 pounds Met her at the Cathouse where I get in for free She pays the

EAST BAY NoFX

Get out of my way Can't you see im from East Bay I Know Blatz, down with E.B.U.

Thank God Its Monday NOFX

Im gonna tell you what I really think I like about Monday Cause they fell like Saturdays When you dont have to go to work, every day is a holiday I wake up when I want to, I do anything I wanna do Cant

BRAIN CONSTIPATION NoFX

Somebody hear me, somebody listen to me Am I alone in this world Is there anyone listening?

TRUCK STOP BLUES NoFX

A truck stop in kansas With nowhere to To many days without any shows 5 cups of coffee As I just sit and mold It's 4 a.m. as I sip from my cup It's 5 a.m. the suns coming up My body has shifted

SOUL DOUBT NoFX

Sometimes I feel my life is going 'round in circles Beneath my eyes are bluish black There's nothing new, no one I wanna talk to Nothing I wanna think about, I got soul doubt I stick My head out

Bottles To The Ground NoFX

sober (sober, sober) Staring at you (at you, at you) You know you'd better take one last good look One more round and it's bottles to the ground Smashing of the glass what a supersonic sound You gotta

JEFF WEARS BIRKENSTOCKS? NoFX

Just confused Jeff don't wear regular shoes Fat Mike I gotta let you know It's not the tunes, it's their live show And all the people you get to meet Plenty of good vibes and decent drugs Stinky

Jeff Wears Birkenstocks NOFX

Just confused Jeff don't wear regular shoes Fat Mike I gotta let you know It's not the tunes, it's their live show And all the people you get to meet Plenty of good vibes and decent drugs Stinky people

BOB NoFX

Bob said, "That's just the point, I wasn't thinkin' 'bout nothing Now I gotta do something else to pass the time."

Cheese/Where's My Slice NOFX

> It's been a long time Now it's time to get your bubble burst Things are bad enough in the world Why do you have to make them worse Day after day, you just gotta get it So sick and tired of your bitching

Wore Out The Soles Of My Party Boots NOFX

Life is fast but I don't wanna live past you, cause you are my only roots I was the king of the drug booze thing now I've worn out the soles of my party boots So call me shit-faced Master of Disgrace,

THE CAUSE NoFX

It isn't for the money, no it isn't for the fun It's a plan, a scam, a diagram It's for the benefit of everyone You gotta have a little respect Subterranean ideals Traditional neglect Reflect on

Louise NOFX

She gotta silicone cock sticking in her ass and one in her cunt A butterfly vibrator straped tight to her clit But who's got the remote control That would belong to louise She's got a new pet a real vaginal

A200 CLUB NoFX

Why do I keep scratching Scratching my balls I don't like this feeling I don't like it at all Cause I got crabs, I got crabs, I got crabs I got those little fuckers biting and Sucking my blood

Mr. Jones NOFX

Jones I get inside your bones I know how to make you tweak You soon will be my freak Because I know what you need I control your mind I roll up your sleeves I make ties that bind, I've got you You'll soon

LORI MEYERS NoFX

every afternoon we'd play forbidden games At nine years old there's no such thing as shame It wasn't recognition of her face, what brought me back was a familiar mark As it flashed across the screen I

You're Bleeding NOFX

understand the situation, but I can't Seem to understand the motivations you once had I recall a message I once left behind a screen I was entranced, when you were never there for me You're draining

SLOPPY ENGLISH NoFX

I play pool cause I'm no fool I play pool cause I'm cool I play pool after school I play pool all the time Cue in my left hand, beer in right I shoot and drink all through the night That sloppy

MISTER JONES NoFX

My name is mister Jones I get inside your bones I know just how to make you tweek You soon will be my freak Because I know what you need I control your mind I roll up your sleeves I make ties

THE PUNK SONG NoFX

Am I supposed to do Things right?

Lower NoFX

I will never feel the ribbon break I will never taste sweet victory I don't want to leave the rest behind I don't want inscription on a plaque Never first or second place I won't ever run your

NEW BOOBS NoFX

Something is lacking, I'm not attracting My boobs are not as big as I want them to be I want 36D I'm not receiving enuff affection Gonna get me a silicon injection And fulfill my dreams, bust

Punk Song NOFX

NoFX Miscellaneous Punk Song Am I supposed to do things right?

Last Caress Nofx

I got something to say I got something to say I killed your baby today I killed your baby today And it doesn't matter much to me And it doesn't matter much to me As long as it's dead As long as it's

SHOWER DAYS NoFX

In the morning I awake I feel my bladder about to break I scratch my balls I rub my eyes Just feeling lousy My girlfriend tells me that It's time to take a bath I say, "No, not today, it's only

WHATEVER DIDI WANTS NoFX

I wouldn't walk 500 miles when I could fly coach but almost anything I wouldn't swim across the Nile Cause I could get a moebic disentary Cause if there's anything you want I'll probly get it

We Got Two Jealous Agains Nofx

I thought you were the one When I heard Holidays in the Sun come from your bedroom But my mind started to stray When I saw Youth of Today mixed with your singles Whats with this Underdog?

I Don't Want You Around NOFX

> Jenny, so many times I tried to get away But you kept following me all over town I'll display it, there's no way to say it I don't just want you, I jusrt don't want you around, I don't want you around

ID NoFX

One night, I fell asleep A man dressed in black in front of me I said "whatcha going to do to me?" He said "I'm gonna set you free."

Pump Up the Valium NOFX

One time weekly rate 12 by 12 foot room Strapped down to the bed Now pump up the valium My mind is wide asleep My conscience deep awake The promises I keep Are not the ones I make I count the caustic

MURDER THE GOVERNMENT NoFX

I wanna see the constitution burn I wanna watch the white house overturn I wanna witness some blue bloods blood bleed red I wanna tar and lynch the KKK I wanna pull and shoot the NRA I wanna pay

DAY TO DAZE NoFX

I trusted you at least I thought I could I tried to believe when you said I got a better job I can pay you back Real soon. No!

Desperation's Gone NOFX

I trusted you at least I thought I could I tried to believe when you said I got a better job I can pay you back real soon. No!

I WANNA BE YOUR BABY NoFX

Open your self, let me inside Open your arms, I have nowhere To go, so let me in to you I need to be where nothing can hurt me Open your legs, to let me crawl Inside of you, I need to be Inside

Bath of Least Resistance NOFX

Too many words on the the tip of my tongue and I can never figure out When to speak when to shout when to shut up When to knock myself out I need a brainwash Gray-matter bath I need the clutter all Thrown

MONOSYLABIC GIRL NoFX

I take her to the aquarium, she says shark I take her to the planetarium, she says dark I take her to the seaside Where she likes to spin and twirl She says sure and cool and yeah She's my monosylabic

Lazy NOFX

I wish I could go so far away Where time moves too slow day after day I'll wait and I'll sit and watch the clouds As they go by.

HOT DOG IN A HALLWAY NoFX

She'll have another piece of pie She'll have a double reuben rye She works hard at eating well That's why I love her She's got a couple of pony kegs Her arms are bigger than my legs And when

Monosyllabic Girl NOFX

I take her to the aquarium, she says shark I take her to the planetarium, she says dark I take her to the seaside Where she likes to spin and twirl She says sure and cool and yeah She's my monosylabic

I LIVE IN A CAKE NoFX

I live in a cake The one that I make Don't wanna hear About my mistakes This is the chance I take I live in a cake The one that I make Try not to worry About what's at stake I'm on the take

THE BAG NoFX

Endless evenings of non-exist Are getting shorter, monotonous Like an intruder, I belong outside Although I find myself right back The same place I was before Saying things I'd say once more There's

GREEN CORN NoFX

Sometimes I think of all the places where I don't wanna go Then I think of all the things that I don't wanna do And when I think of all the people that I don't wanna meet I close my eyes and go

Memories NoFX

Lies, don't waste again, ahhhhhhh Can't comprehend What, the daily bite Just another friend My stomach Stucked on the floor Of all the memories I don't wanna think about it anymore What you doing

GONOHERPASYPHLILAIDS NoFX

Sitting in a room waiting for some news Sitting in a room with white knuckles Not feeling so good I didn't do the things I should I said, "Doc, tell me what's wrong with me" He had this expression