Thank God Its Monday NOFX

Im gonna tell you what I really think I like about Monday Cause they fell like Saturdays When you dont have to go to work, every day is a holiday I wake up when I want to, I do anything I wanna do Cant

Thank God It's Monday NOFX

Can't eat at the restaurant Everyone wants to party but the bar's full of cigarette smoke I think I'll stay home I think I'll wait for Monday I live a five day weekend.

My Heart Is Yearning NOFX

For You My Heart is yearning And how I've loved you so Its because of you My dick is burning Its dripping on my toe

Three on Speed NOFX

definently not one of us.all we need is a little pick me up.i don't really care is its clean or if its cut.so give it to me now or you're gonna bring us down,yeah hey.give me some skin, yeah.who are them

ON THE RAG NoFX

It's that time of the month Again, your bitching Stop yelling at me I know you've got to plug Yourself up But why take it out on me Just leave me alone Stop yelling at me Leave me alone When its

Punk Song NOFX

NoFX Miscellaneous Punk Song Am I supposed to do things right?

Pods and Gods NOFX

Its not that I don't belive in Jesus Christ Its just I care about other things the world could certianly use some miracles, until then I'll put my faith in human beings.

Pimps and Hookers NOFX

go ask a PA minor breathing blackness smoking 3 pack camels loyal americans who love their collar colored for 40 hours a spade is still a spade, a collar is still a collar whether it be blue or white its

THE HAPPY GUY NoFX

a not a scientist, he programs a computer Before that he sold cars to pay a student loan now he receives pity From his family - his friends say how could he Turn his back on reason worshipping A God

Happy Guy NOFX

He's a not a scientist, he programs a computer Before that he sold cars to pay a student loan now he receives pity From his family - his friends say how could he Turn his back on on reason worshipping A God

DRUG FREE AMERICA NoFX

Drug free America for me Like in Amsterdam where drugs Are bought and sold legally Let's take it one step further And make them all for free Drug free America for me Say "nope to dope" when its

STICKING IN MY EYE NoFX

Saying things, saying things that I got something sticking in my eye Got something sticking in my eye Got something sticking in my eye I feel unusual from thinking About the underground decay, God

Stickin In My Eye NOFX

words Saying things, saying things that I got something sticking in my eye Got something sticking in my eye Got something sticking in my eye I feel unusual from thinking About the underground decay, God

LEAVE IT ALONE NoFX

the irresistible force Leave it the same, change with the leaves Bringing in the sheaves, bringing in the old Leave it alone DA NA NA NA NA NA NA Breath, ever so slight We couldn't take away your god

Herojuana NOFX

We just want what is ours (Dignity) If God created plants and buds that I find and abuse then, who the fuck are you to judge me?

Dad's Bad News NOFX

from the hole in his head A saner man would have used a bigger gun Degeneration ah ah ah ah The lunatic clause was written for you The story spoken is a story unheard By you so listen cause its

Party Enema NOFX

its a party hat. forget the beer bong. forget the nitrous shots. it goes "you ain't a shakin till the shit shot. shoot it up. no one jammin' til the gin juice jigger jets.

THE LONGEST LINE NoFX

Like the one that's heading right for me It would be nice if things could turn out right Turn out right yeah Don't think I'll ever see the day I must have done something wrong Or maybe pissed off God

Idiots Are Taking Over NoFX

A Nation of god-fearing pregnant nationalists who feel it's their duty to populate the homeland pass on traditions "how-to-get-ahead" religions and prosperity the asymbolic culture the idiots are

THE DECLINE NoFX

get to be so dumb Bred on purple mountain range Feed amber waves of grains To lesser human beings, zero feelings Blame it on human nature, man's destiny Blame it on the greediocracy The fear of God

The Decline NOFX

purple mountain range Feed amber waves of grains To lesser human beings, zero feelings Blame it on Human nature, mans destiny (mans destiny) Blame it on the greediocracy (greediocracy) Fear of God

Decline NOFX

Bred on purple mountain range Feed amber waves of grains To lesser human beings, zero feelings Blame it on Human nature, mans destiny (mans destiny) Blame it on the greediocracy (greediocracy) Fear of God

BOB NoFX

He Spent fifteen years getting loaded Fifteen years 'till his liver exploded Now what's Bob gonna do now that he can't drink? The Doc said, "What were you thinkin' 'bout?" Bob said, "That's just t...

WARM NoFX

One more time for Ho Jo, you know I can't wait Another wasted line I'm sittin' in the corner, I can feel the weight Of my head on top of my spine There's nothing to be scared of once you've Seen t...

Hit It NoFX

You tell me you don't like the taste Drugs and alcohol are such a waste You got better things to do Like hang around, Be straight and screw Enjoy your day, What to say Hell of a friend Why do the...

FIVE FEET UNDER NoFX

5 feet under, he's got one foot in the grave Would you look at him I think he's lost it I don't think that he can be saved He's got a downpayment on his tombstone He's not alone his whole life ha...

HERE COMES THE NEIGHBORHOOD NoFX

I've got to get out of I've got To get out of this hood, I've Got to get out of this neighborhood I've got to get out of it, got to get out I've had enough, wont call their bluff I'm not going to ...

LINOLEUM NoFX

Possesions never meant anything to me I'm not crazy (Cause I got none) Well that's not true, I've got a bed and a guitar And a dog named dog who pisses on my floor That's right, I've got a floor S...

MISTER JONES NoFX

My name is mister Jones I get inside your bones I know just how to make you tweek You soon will be my freak Because I know what you need I control your mind I roll up your sleeves I make ties that...

TWO ON GLUE NoFX

Who huffed at the party? Me and you At the party, two on glue Gonna get up going down We're just two on glue Turn this place into a den We're just two on glue Living large and getting small We're ...

PUNK ROCK ELITE NoFX

Indiscriminate I'd rather be elite I'll choose my own shit scene Unsubstantiated rumors flown are true Nonconglumurate I mean what I say I'm not your fucking scape Goat apparently I've alienated ...

YOU CAN GO YOUR OWN WAY NoFX

Lovin you isn't the right thing to do How can I ever change things that I feel? If I could, baby I'd give you my world But how can I when you won't take it from me You can go your own way You can...

EL LAY NoFX

Get out of my way, can't you see I'm from L.A.? Yeah, I met Slash, I've got a rose tattoo I bet I know way more people than you I just love this town, my girlfriend weights 84 pounds Met her at t...

LIZA NoFX

She's been around a couple years Tasted 31 flavors there's only one She really hates. That would be vanilla bean The blandest one don't make her scream And that's what she likes to hear the most ...

THE CAUSE NoFX

It isn't for the money, no it isn't for the fun It's a plan, a scam, a diagram It's for the benefit of everyone You gotta have a little respect Subterranean ideals Traditional neglect Reflect on h...

Champs Elysees NOFX

Je me baladais sur l'avenue Le coeur ouvert a l'inconnu 낯선이에게 마음을 열고 거리를 산책했어요 J'avais envie de dire Bonjour a n'importe qui 누군가에에 인사를 하고 싶었는데 바로 당신이었어요 N'importe qui ce fut toi Je t'ai dis n'imp...

Lower NoFX

I will never feel the ribbon break I will never taste sweet victory I don't want to leave the rest behind I don't want inscription on a plaque Never first or second place I won't ever run your ra...

Franco Un-American NoFX

I never thought about the universe, it made me feel small Never thought about the problems of this planet at all Global warming, radio-active sites Imperialistic wrongs and animal rights! No! Why...

STRANDED NoFX

She once told me not to listen Find the answers, intuition Follow no-one, trust your instincts Face the world, find out it stinks Don't come crying, Don't come crying Don't come cry to me I'm not...

AUGUST 8TH NoFX

Birds sing there's not a cloud in the sky Yeah, August 8th is a beautiful day I see a bunch of hippies crying yeah August 8th is a beautiful day Like waking up from a real bad dream Suddenly every...

JUST THE FLU NoFX

Looking back to the past, predictions of the end Unseen ultra violet rays are beating on my head Nuclear threat wanna bet will be our demise The day will come when we'll look to apocalyptic skies ...

BEER BONG NoFX

If I want some beer I dont want to brat about how I missed the show because I drink to slow so pass me the beer bong it wont take very long for me to put down this torpedo to the ground because dr...

TOGETHER ON THE SAND NoFX

I jack off with my left hand Together on the sand We walked hand in hand On the beach front She smiled at me As she tightly held my hand I had my thumb up in her starbolt heard she music played o...

NO PROBLEMS NoFX

Sitting by yourself again No friends are near You got a needle in one hand And in the other one a beer You cant cope with life You can even get up Who's gonna help you? You've got to pick yourself...

DROP THE WORLD NoFX

He won the race the judges concluded He was the betterman he'd come from victory A hesitation a one time show or place His self would not allow he had to be the best He had denied his urges cause...

Bottles To The Ground NoFX

You know it (know it, know) When it's over (over, over) Doors are closing (closing, closing) Feel the sober (sober, sober) Staring at you (at you, at you) You know you'd better take one last good ...

DIG NoFX

Rationalize values it's so easy to succeed Keeping your eyes on the prize excess Camped outside Laissez Faire People understand me there Don't talk to me we'll get along just fine Blowin' out your...

NOWHERE NoFX

You can't believe the things you see and read The Soviet threat Our pseudo enemy What's scaring me? Our foreign policy To make the world safe for business Call it democracy Our human nature, it's...

Iron Man NoFX

I am Iron Man! Has he lost his mind? Can he see or is he blind? Can he walk at all Or if he moves will he fall? Is he alive or dead? Has he thoughts within his head? We'll just pass him there Why ...

ALL HIS SUITS ARE TORN NoFX

Billy Cobin lost it all We knew he would eventually Some wonders why he took the fall Others just ask who the hell is he And why should we care for him? A baggy man with baggy clothes A face made...