Theme From A NOFX Album NOFX

*cough* We're professional punkers, We come from the suburbs, After 15 years we're still havin' fun. Now we're over 30, not lookin' so purty, At least we got a beat up accordion.

ID NoFX

One night, I fell asleep A man dressed in black in front of me I said "whatcha going to do to me?" He said "I'm gonna set you free."

AUGUST 8TH NoFX

Birds sing there's not a cloud in the sky Yeah, August 8th is a beautiful day I see a bunch of hippies crying yeah August 8th is a beautiful day Like waking up from a real bad dream Suddenly everything

My Name's Bud NOFX

They're always doin' fry They try to get me high I felt the pressure, but I never did They used to call me dude They put it in my food I never wanted to when I was a kid (go!)

Scream For Change NOFX

What do you want from me, are you hungry?" "Uh, no, I'm not hungry. I was just wondering, if you could spare a quarter or a dime." "Uh, the time? it's about 3:30." "Oh, no, not the time.

BLEEDING HEART DISEASE NoFX

How money polluted my mind Dough what our lives are lived for Rae just a crazy aussie Me the generation forges on Fodder for corporations Sewwing our lips together LA such a nice place to get

LIZA NoFX

She's been around a couple years Tasted 31 flavors there's only one She really hates.

The Irrationality Of Rationality NOFX

The board was getting anxious, and the shareholders were On a bed, legs in air, ass-cheeks open wide They were about to get fucked like it was their first time.

Louise NOFX

She gotta silicone cock sticking in her ass and one in her cunt A butterfly vibrator straped tight to her clit But who's got the remote control That would belong to louise She's got a new pet a real vaginal

My Vagina NOFX

monthly blood drips, My vagina hardly even used My vagina got lots of extra skin, they took my Outtie and made it an in, Turned Donnie into Marie Osmond Operation, successful, but now I gotta pee, thru a

Puke on Cops NOFX

i can't stop myself from crashing. breaking grass, bumming a yard. fixing stuff that was never broken. pulling out all the stops. i'm gonna puck on the cops. i'm telling the kids, punk rocks.

Wore Out The Soles Of My Party Boots NOFX

my only roots I was the king of the drug booze thing now I've worn out the soles of my party boots So call me shit-faced Master of Disgrace, I don't care cause my outer skin Is thick like crust, and a

SCAVENGER TYPE NoFX

Gigin alone at the bottom of the hill Our protagonist named Bill Sets his sights on an anchor steam pint All he needs is thirteen quarters Congregated in his hat A crow, a scavenger type California

GONOHERPASYPHLILAIDS NoFX

Sitting in a room waiting for some news Sitting in a room with white knuckles Not feeling so good I didn't do the things I should I said, "Doc, tell me what's wrong with me" He had this expression

Gonoherpasyphilaids NOFX

Sitting in a room waiting for some news Sitting in a room with white knuckles Not feeling so good I didn't do the things I should I said, "Doc, tell me what's wrong with me" He had this expression he didn't

Dad's Bad News NOFX

Dont believe a word your grandfather says Hes been classified grade a psychotic You can see it from the hole in his head A saner man would have used a bigger gun Degeneration ah ah ah ah The

JOHNNY APPLESEED NoFX

Through word of mouth let it be known The man who spends his life on a mission, he's legendary Travelling from coast to coast He's the contemporary Johnny Appleseed He's making sure his garden

Electricity NOFX

Carbon fuels from the sea Wasted electricity One source of energy Electricity All we need to live today A gift for man to throw away The chances has nearly gone The alternative is one Final source

HOBOPHOBIC NoFX

Hobo - I'm hobophobic So what AH AH AH Scared of bums Not just because they stink bad Not just because they're crackers From drinking too much lysol Let them be Just don't get fuckin' near me

Pump Up the Valium NOFX

room Strapped down to the bed Now pump up the valium My mind is wide asleep My conscience deep awake The promises I keep Are not the ones I make I count the caustic causes I lost count of regrets A

TRUCK STOP BLUES NoFX

A truck stop in kansas With nowhere to To many days without any shows 5 cups of coffee As I just sit and mold It's 4 a.m. as I sip from my cup It's 5 a.m. the suns coming up My body has shifted

DAY TO DAZE NoFX

I trusted you at least I thought I could I tried to believe when you said I got a better job I can pay you back Real soon. No!

Desperation's Gone NOFX

I trusted you at least I thought I could I tried to believe when you said I got a better job I can pay you back real soon. No!

You're Bleeding NOFX

You've got the beauty, but that don't mean a thing A bland reciprocation, but that dosen't bother me You're happier with lights on underneath a darkened sky Only in the spotlight can you tell me

DROP THE WORLD NoFX

He won the race the judges concluded He was the betterman he'd come from victory A hesitation a one time show or place His self would not allow he had to be the best He had denied his urges cause

We Got Two Jealous Agains Nofx

I thought you were the one When I heard Holidays in the Sun come from your bedroom But my mind started to stray When I saw Youth of Today mixed with your singles Whats with this Underdog?

EL LAY NoFX

Get out of my way, can't you see I'm from L.A.?

THE HAPPY GUY NoFX

He's just a man getting through life the best he can He's a not a scientist, he programs a computer Before that he sold cars to pay a student loan now he receives pity From his family - his friends

Happy Guy NOFX

He's just a man getting through life the best he can He's a not a scientist, he programs a computer Before that he sold cars to pay a student loan now he receives pity From his family - his friends say

THE DECLINE NoFX

Where are all these stupid people from and how did they get to be so dumb Bred on purple mountain range Feed amber waves of grains To lesser human beings, zero feelings Blame it on human nature

Cheese/Where's My Slice NOFX

> It's been a long time Now it's time to get your bubble burst Things are bad enough in the world Why do you have to make them worse Day after day, you just gotta get it So sick and tired of your bitching

Reagan Sucks Nofx

Reagan Sucks Heard it first from wasted youth, Dead Kennedys and D.I. too. Wanna burn the effigie, From DRI to MDC. Guess what nostalgia sucks, But I miss the days of Reagan punk.

PIECE NoFX

There's no easy answers, complaining wont do shit If you want some changes, don't be a hypocrite Fuck the system, that's what they say But they live by it everyday Food stamps and welfare checks Would

The Decline NOFX

Where are all the stupid people from? And how'd they get to be so dumb?

Decline NOFX

Where are all the stupid people from? And how'd they get to be so dumb?

Franco Un-American NoFX

Why help with an 'am' when there's always a 'could'?

THE BAG NoFX

Give me something I can't sink my teeth into Show me a time, tell me a story I haven't heard a million times before I pass out from boredom As I watch the people pass I see moments in their lives,

What's the Matter With Parents Today Nofx

Dad and mom, what planet are you from And what convinced you to pack up and leave? Doin drugs and asking me for hugs, what’s the matter with parents today? Not again, when will it end?

REGAN SUCKS NoFX

Heard it first from Reagan youth Dead Kennedys and D.I. too Wanna burn the effigie From DRI to MDC Guess what nostalgia sucks But I miss songs about How Reagan sucks We all shared the same Enemy

SOUL DOUBT NoFX

I got soul doubt I stick My head out of the window, it's closed Instead of air, I get glass stuck in to my head The city's sounding, and I can't seem to stop the pounding Can't keep my thoughts from

LIZA AND LOUISE NoFX

Liza's had enough of men She says, she won't get burnt again She says, they don't know how to fuck Her last boyfriend, the shmuck Shared with her a nice disease Kept her passive, on her knees '

The Desperation's Gone NOFX

Trip down the stairs into hell Cathay de I miss your smell A mixture of puke, beer, stale piss Fuck, sweat, and fear Adrenaline addicted, the blood leak From my head kinda concerned my friends But at the

THE BREWS NoFX

Pacifism no longer tradition Cause hey we're the Brews Sportin' anti swastika tattoos Oi Oi we're the Brews The fairfax ghetto boys skinhead hebrews We got the might, psycho mashuganas We can't lose a

STICKING IN MY EYE NoFX

voices, but I can't make out their words Saying things, saying things that I got something sticking in my eye Got something sticking in my eye Got something sticking in my eye I feel unusual from

Stickin In My Eye NOFX

hear the voices, but I can't make out their words Saying things, saying things that I got something sticking in my eye Got something sticking in my eye Got something sticking in my eye I feel unusual from

THE DEATH OF JOHN SMITH NoFX

I've got respect from the community I've got my bridge game to look forward to I've got this chance, a golden opportunity As long as I keep doing what I'm supposed to You see my wife and kids,

Perfect Government NOFX

'Cause there hasn't been a sign Of anything gettin' better in the ghetto People's fed up But when they get up You point your fuckin' finger You racist, you bigot But that's not the problem Now is it?

S&M AIRLINES NoFX

I went to the airport, but I missed my flight I had to get out of this town tonight Then a lady in black caught my attention I couldn't figure out what was her intention She told me about a flight

Dinosaurs Will Die NoFX

Sit back wath it crumble, see drowing watch the fall I feel just ternble about' it, that's sarcasm, let it burn I'm gonna make a toast when it falls apart I'm gonna raise my glass abuv my heart Then

DINOSAURS WILL DIE NoFX

DINOSAURS WILL DIE This is not a test on the emergency broadcast system This is the real thing Sit back watch it crumble, see the drowning watch the fall I feel just terrible about it, that’s