YOU DRINK, YOU DRIVE, YOU SPILL NoFX

I say don't drink and drive you might spill your drink before you get behind that wheel, just stop and think you can take your chances but there's so much to lose another bumpy road, there's so

BOB NoFX

He Spent fifteen years getting loaded Fifteen years 'till his liver exploded Now what's Bob gonna do now that he can't drink? The Doc said, "What were you thinkin' 'bout?"

Hit It NoFX

You tell me you don't like the taste Drugs and alcohol are such a waste You got better things to do Like hang around, Be straight and screw Enjoy your day, What to say Hell of a friend Why

Go to Work Wasted NOFX

i like my drink mit toast and eggs. the best bloody mary you've ever tasted. go to work wasted. go to work bombed. ya gotta pull a shot before you start the job.

Total Bummer Nofx

sippin' whiskey All the barfly's sippin' whiskey Fighting ever present pitty Fighting ever present pitty Wondering what they keep sucking back for Wondering what they keep sucking back for Is it the drink

RELEASE THE HOSTAGES NoFX

Stop have a beer it's on me has anyone ever told you that you that Look like a star Heard it said at the bar So I drink cause it makes me Happier than being alone.

ALL OUTTA ANGST NoFX

sure, I'm all Outta angst Society don't bother me And there's something wrong with that So I'm off to Pakistan, learn the laws of islam Fundamentalism, forget that rock 'n' roll No cigarette, no drink

BEER BONG NoFX

If I want some beer I dont want to brat about how I missed the show because I drink to slow so pass me the beer bong it wont take very long for me to put down this torpedo to the ground because

The Decline NOFX

I took that 22 A gift to me from you To bed with me each night Kept it clean Polished it well Cherished every cartridge, every shell Down, by the creek, under brush, under dirt There's a carcass

Decline NOFX

I took that .22 A gift to me from you To bed with me each night Kept it clean Polished it well Cherished every cartridge, every shell Down, by the creek, under brush, under dirt There's a carcass of my

THE DECLINE NoFX

A gift for me from you to bed with me each night. Kept it clean polished it well.

SLOPPY ENGLISH NoFX

I play pool cause I'm no fool I play pool cause I'm cool I play pool after school I play pool all the time Cue in my left hand, beer in right I shoot and drink all through the night That sloppy

I Don't Want You Around NOFX

> Jenny, so many times I tried to get away But you kept following me all over town I'll display it, there's no way to say it I don't just want you, I jusrt don't want you around, I don't want you around

YOU PUT YOUR CHOCOLATE IN MY PEANUT BUTTER! NoFX

Hey you, you have too much hair And we don't like what you wear And you have really bad breath So were gonna beat you to death Because there is plenty of us And only one of you We've got plenty

You Put Your Chocolate In My Peanut Butter NOFX

Hey you, you have too much hair And we don't like what you wear And you have really bad breath So were gonna beat you to death Because there is plenty of us And only one of you We've got plenty of reasons

YOU CAN GO YOUR OWN WAY NoFX

Lovin you isn't the right thing to do How can I ever change things that I feel?

Go Your Own Way NOFX

Lovin you isn't the right thing to do How can I ever change things that I feel?

STUPID CANADIENS NoFX

What Gives You The Right To Tell Others What To Do?

PIECE NoFX

You fight for peace, but whereas the war What the fuck are doing this for You say disarment that's the key Well that's not they way it looks to me You wear your leather jacket But you won't eat

THE MALACHI CRUNCH NoFX

Did you get that rush, that feeling, adrenalin pumping through your veins? A lifeless body in the gutter, city streets are stained How do you rationalize, what do you see in your reflection?

What's The Matter With Kids Today NOFX

"There's something wrong With the kids in my neighborhood They always listen to their moms They disregard civil disobedience They'd rather do what they're told They don't drink or fuck or fight

DRUGS ARE GOOD NoFX

Want to fuck off, drop out Never trust a fuckin' hippie For that matter don't trust anyone Quit school, don't work Livin' up the music you punk If I could do it so could anyone Drugs are good

LIFE OF RILEY NoFX

sit in my easy chair I've got so much time to spare Cause I know in my future days I'll have my lionshare There's nothing I like better Than getting something for nothing Then some will tell you

I'm Telling Tim NOFX

"You better watch out you better not cry You better put out records DIY Cause it's not what you've done it's what you've been If you fuck up I'm telling Tim Take you out of book your own life part six

THE CAUSE NoFX

It isn't for the money, no it isn't for the fun It's a plan, a scam, a diagram It's for the benefit of everyone You gotta have a little respect Subterranean ideals Traditional neglect Reflect on

Life O'riley NOFX

my easy chair I''ve got so much time to spare because I know in my future days I''ll have my lionshare There''s nothing I like better than getting something for nothing some will tell you

I WANNA BE YOUR BABY NoFX

Open your self, let me inside Open your arms, I have nowhere To go, so let me in to you I need to be where nothing can hurt me Open your legs, to let me crawl Inside of you, I need to be Inside

BUGGLEY EYES NoFX

Have you ever gone to sleep with Bo Derek And woke up with Bo Diddley? Have you ever gone to sleep with Bo Derek And woke up with Bo Diddley?

Scream For Change NOFX

"Hey mister, can you spare some change?" "Why, why? What do you want from me, are you hungry?" "Uh, no, I'm not hungry. I was just wondering, if you could spare a quarter or a dime." "Uh, the time?

NO PROBLEMS NoFX

Sitting by yourself again No friends are near You got a needle in one hand And in the other one a beer You cant cope with life You can even get up Who's gonna help you?

Mr. Jones NOFX

Jones I get inside your bones I know how to make you tweak You soon will be my freak Because I know what you need I control your mind I roll up your sleeves I make ties that bind, I've got you You'll soon

HERE COMES THE NEIGHBORHOOD NoFX

neighborhood I've got to get out of it, got to get out I've had enough, wont call their bluff I'm not going to live in fear Racism lives on both sides so I'm gonna get the hell out of here "Do you

All Of Me NoFX

All of me, why not take all Can't you see I'm no good without you?

Intro NOFX

El Hefe: This is a live record, you guys are all on a record tonight. Fat Mike: Yeah, 't is for the record. Now we wanna hear that, we wanna hear that yelling shit, we wanna hear the ...

DAY TO DAZE NoFX

I trusted you at least I thought I could I tried to believe when you said I got a better job I can pay you back Real soon. No!

Desperation's Gone NOFX

I trusted you at least I thought I could I tried to believe when you said I got a better job I can pay you back real soon. No!

Vincent NOFX

summer's day with eyes that know the darkness in my Soul shadows on the hills sketch the trees and Daffodils catch the breeze and the winter chills in Colors on the snowy linen land Now I understand what you

QUART IN SESSION NoFX

It's funny how nothing seems much fun Anymore to me now that I quit the drink 'Cause Soberness, it might be what I need But it's certainly not how I wanna be Nothing seems much fun anymore to me

Dad's Bad News NOFX

Dont believe a word your grandfather says Hes been classified grade a psychotic You can see it from the hole in his head A saner man would have used a bigger gun Degeneration ah ah ah ah The

MISTER JONES NoFX

My name is mister Jones I get inside your bones I know just how to make you tweek You soon will be my freak Because I know what you need I control your mind I roll up your sleeves I make ties

FREEDOM LIKE A SHOPPING CART NoFX

A christian an anarchist slash prostitute figures out the true meaning of freedom Not freedom like America, freedom like a shopping cart Kick back no tense you got a bag of grub that cost you about

Cheese/Where's My Slice NOFX

> It's been a long time Now it's time to get your bubble burst Things are bad enough in the world Why do you have to make them worse Day after day, you just gotta get it So sick and tired of your bitching

WARM NoFX

One more time for Ho Jo, you know I can't wait Another wasted line I'm sittin' in the corner, I can feel the weight Of my head on top of my spine There's nothing to be scared of once you've Seen

My Heart Is Yearning NOFX

For You My Heart is yearning And how I've loved you so Its because of you My dick is burning Its dripping on my toe

REMNANTS NoFX

Wasting your life on the sidewalk When you can be out on the street, dodging cars As they go by, the wind goes right through you Life on the edge of a razor Never knowing when you're to fall Sure

VANILLA SEX NoFX

have the right to choose what I Want to see and read Don't try to take away from me My right to privacy what I Do is no one's business but me So stay in your missionary position I hope that you

ALWAYS HATE HIPPIES NoFX

You are a hippie You smell like skunk I'm your arch-enemy A middle class punk Get out Get a life Get a job Everyone's smoking grass Everyone is an ass Can't you afford to cut your hair?

Bottles To The Ground NoFX

You know it (know it, know) When it's over (over, over) Doors are closing (closing, closing) Feel the sober (sober, sober) Staring at you (at you, at you) You know you'd better take one last good

WHATEVER DIDI WANTS NoFX

I wouldn't walk 500 miles when I could fly coach but almost anything I wouldn't swim across the Nile Cause I could get a moebic disentary Cause if there's anything you want I'll probly get it

Bob Turkee NoFX

don't like him He's such a geek He wears funny glasses He has so many zits Bob Turkey the dick Bob Turkey the dick Bob Turkee the turkey Bob Turkey the dick He has a beer belly He doesn't drink