STRANGER THAN FISHIN NoFX

I got a six string guitar I'm a rock n roll star I aint no musician Some things are Stranger than fishin Know how to bean on a drum Know how to sing out of key I aint no musician Some things

Stranger Than Fishin' Nofx

Got a no string guitar Got a no string guitar Got a sun beta head Got a sun beta head I'm a rock 'n' roll star I'm a rock 'n' roll star I ain't no musician I ain't no musician Some things are stranger

Forming NOFX

Rip them down Hold them up Tell them that I'm your gun Pull my trigger I am bigger than Rip them down Hold them up Tell them that I'm your gun Pull my trigger I'm bigger than Mr.

PUNK GUY NoFX

Crazier than GG, yet more PC than Ian Got colored teeth like Johnny Exudes a vicious disposition His hair sticks out like Colin' did, he jumps Similar to Springa, he points his middle finga Not

JAUNDICED EYE NoFX

how can you say that your proud of your race Proud of your gender Or proud of your faith Facism racism all starts out the same Stop feeding the fire and smother the flame Some people are smarter than

HOT DOG IN A HALLWAY NoFX

She'll have another piece of pie She'll have a double reuben rye She works hard at eating well That's why I love her She's got a couple of pony kegs Her arms are bigger than my legs And when

Lower NoFX

break I will never taste sweet victory I don't want to leave the rest behind I don't want inscription on a plaque Never first or second place I won't ever run your rat race I will always be lower than

Philthy Phil Philanthropist NOFX

Some people say I got a problem with authority so What if I do man it beats relinquishing control Philthy Phil Philanthropist You've taken when you should of give away Philthy Phil you gave to us More than

STRAIGHT EDGE NoFX

I'm a person just like you But I've got better things to do Than sit around and fuck my head Or hang out with the living dead Snort white shit up my nose Or passing out in all the shows Cause I

LOVE STORY NoFX

Cheat me I don't wanna know Children play in the yard Mother stares at a wall Father says he's gonna be back late So don't wait up About a quarter to 3 Father stares at a wall Stained thicker than

PROFESSIONAL CRASTINATION NoFX

professionals Get things done, you can't, to busy Having fun we're professionals Professional crastination it's a way Of life if you've got lots of time Put it off cause tomorrow sounds Much better than

YOU DRINK, YOU DRIVE, YOU SPILL NoFX

What does this tell us about the drunk drivers they seem to have a better record than the sober team.

RELEASE THE HOSTAGES NoFX

Stop have a beer it's on me has anyone ever told you that you that Look like a star Heard it said at the bar So I drink cause it makes me Happier than being alone.

Zyclone B Bathouse NOFX

place For cleansing ethnically Train ride provided, although the fare Only sports the under class As the train goes by, they'll turn away Only Doppler is affected not their hearts With a "Better them than

Herojuana NOFX

Light the match burn the flower Leave behind all the wrong Why be Sad when happiness can be bought for A little more than free modern Day prohibition Are we men? Are We children?

EL LAY NoFX

Yeah, I met Slash, I've got a rose tattoo I bet I know way more people than you I just love this town, my girlfriend weights 84 pounds Met her at the Cathouse where I get in for free She pays the

LIFE OF RILEY NoFX

I sit in my easy chair I've got so much time to spare Cause I know in my future days I'll have my lionshare There's nothing I like better Than getting something for nothing Then some will tell

EAST BAY NoFX

I bet I got way more piercings than you I just love this town My girlfriend weighs 84 pounds Met her at the New Method wher I get in for free She don't pay rent neither do me (hey hey hey) When

Life O'riley NOFX

I sit in my easy chair I''ve got so much time to spare because I know in my future days I''ll have my lionshare There''s nothing I like better than getting something for nothing some will

WHATEVER DIDI WANTS NoFX

gonna get it I wouldn't climb the highest mountain Could get a blister, but almost anything I wouldn't throw coins in a fountain I may be needing to make a phone call You are so beautiful to me Than

My Vagina NOFX

Operation paid up front, now I show all my friends, my new designer cunt, They think I'm kinda weird, but that's ok with me, cause now I kick their ass, hitting from the ladies tee, there's nothing finer than

Cheese/Where's My Slice NOFX

I want more than equal rights I want everything for free!

THE HAPPY GUY NoFX

He'd rather kneel down than take charge of his life And he knows what people think, but it doesn't sway him He can read the writings on the wall 'Cause he knows how people treat, how they treat each

Happy Guy NOFX

He'd rather kneel down than take charge of his life And he knows what people think, but it dosen't sway him He can read the writings on the wall 'Cause he knows how people treat, how they treat each other

Medio-Core NOFX

(Medio-core) It's upper powered The riffs are all deflowered (Medio-core) It's spreading faster Than British tooth decay (Medio-core) Are you ready to rock? How ya'll doing tonight?

Dinosaurs Will Die NoFX

notabitchin, not for fame Zero people are exploited there are no tricks up our sleeve Were gonna die fight against the mass appeal Were gonna kill the seven record deal make records That have more than

Fishin' Blues The Lovin' Spoonful

Says you've been a-fishin' all the time. I'm a-goin' fishin' too. I bet your life, your lovin'wife. Can catch more fish than you. Any fish bite if you've got good bait.

THE DECLINE NoFX

America's for sale and You can get a good deal on it and make a healthy Profit, or maybe tear it apart you start with Assumption, that a million people are smarter than 1 Serotonin's gone she gave

The Decline NOFX

government America's for sale And you can get a good deal on it (A good deal on it) And make a healthy profit Or maybe, tear it apart Start with assumption That a million people are smart Smarter than

Decline NOFX

buy a government America's for sale And you can get a good deal on it (A good deal on it) And make a healthy profit Or maybe, tear it apart Start with assumption That a million people are smart Smarter than

Fishin' Blues Taj Mahal

Betcha' goin' fishin' all o' da' time Baby goin' fishin' too. Bet yo' life, Yo' sweet wife Catch mo' fish than you.

BOB NoFX

He Spent fifteen years getting loaded Fifteen years 'till his liver exploded Now what's Bob gonna do now that he can't drink? The Doc said, "What were you thinkin' 'bout?" Bob said, "That's just t...

WARM NoFX

One more time for Ho Jo, you know I can't wait Another wasted line I'm sittin' in the corner, I can feel the weight Of my head on top of my spine There's nothing to be scared of once you've Seen t...

Hit It NoFX

You tell me you don't like the taste Drugs and alcohol are such a waste You got better things to do Like hang around, Be straight and screw Enjoy your day, What to say Hell of a friend Why do the...

FIVE FEET UNDER NoFX

5 feet under, he's got one foot in the grave Would you look at him I think he's lost it I don't think that he can be saved He's got a downpayment on his tombstone He's not alone his whole life ha...

HERE COMES THE NEIGHBORHOOD NoFX

I've got to get out of I've got To get out of this hood, I've Got to get out of this neighborhood I've got to get out of it, got to get out I've had enough, wont call their bluff I'm not going to ...

LINOLEUM NoFX

Possesions never meant anything to me I'm not crazy (Cause I got none) Well that's not true, I've got a bed and a guitar And a dog named dog who pisses on my floor That's right, I've got a floor S...

MISTER JONES NoFX

My name is mister Jones I get inside your bones I know just how to make you tweek You soon will be my freak Because I know what you need I control your mind I roll up your sleeves I make ties that...

TWO ON GLUE NoFX

Who huffed at the party? Me and you At the party, two on glue Gonna get up going down We're just two on glue Turn this place into a den We're just two on glue Living large and getting small We're ...

PUNK ROCK ELITE NoFX

Indiscriminate I'd rather be elite I'll choose my own shit scene Unsubstantiated rumors flown are true Nonconglumurate I mean what I say I'm not your fucking scape Goat apparently I've alienated ...

YOU CAN GO YOUR OWN WAY NoFX

Lovin you isn't the right thing to do How can I ever change things that I feel? If I could, baby I'd give you my world But how can I when you won't take it from me You can go your own way You can...

LIZA NoFX

She's been around a couple years Tasted 31 flavors there's only one She really hates. That would be vanilla bean The blandest one don't make her scream And that's what she likes to hear the most ...

THE CAUSE NoFX

It isn't for the money, no it isn't for the fun It's a plan, a scam, a diagram It's for the benefit of everyone You gotta have a little respect Subterranean ideals Traditional neglect Reflect on h...

Champs Elysees NOFX

Je me baladais sur l'avenue Le coeur ouvert a l'inconnu 낯선이에게 마음을 열고 거리를 산책했어요 J'avais envie de dire Bonjour a n'importe qui 누군가에에 인사를 하고 싶었는데 바로 당신이었어요 N'importe qui ce fut toi Je t'ai dis n'imp...

Franco Un-American NoFX

I never thought about the universe, it made me feel small Never thought about the problems of this planet at all Global warming, radio-active sites Imperialistic wrongs and animal rights! No! Why...

STRANDED NoFX

She once told me not to listen Find the answers, intuition Follow no-one, trust your instincts Face the world, find out it stinks Don't come crying, Don't come crying Don't come cry to me I'm not...

AUGUST 8TH NoFX

Birds sing there's not a cloud in the sky Yeah, August 8th is a beautiful day I see a bunch of hippies crying yeah August 8th is a beautiful day Like waking up from a real bad dream Suddenly every...

JUST THE FLU NoFX

Looking back to the past, predictions of the end Unseen ultra violet rays are beating on my head Nuclear threat wanna bet will be our demise The day will come when we'll look to apocalyptic skies ...

BEER BONG NoFX

If I want some beer I dont want to brat about how I missed the show because I drink to slow so pass me the beer bong it wont take very long for me to put down this torpedo to the ground because dr...

TOGETHER ON THE SAND NoFX

I jack off with my left hand Together on the sand We walked hand in hand On the beach front She smiled at me As she tightly held my hand I had my thumb up in her starbolt heard she music played o...