The Thing That Should Not Be Primus

Messenger of Fear in sight Dark deception kills the light Hybrid children watch the sea Pray for Father, roaming free fearless Wretch insanity He watches lurking beneath the sea great Old One forbidden

Mr. Knowitall Primus

Knowitall I will not compromise. I will not be told what to do. I shall not step aside. They call me Mr. Knowitall I have no time to waste. My mouth it spews pure intellect.

The Carpenter And The Dainty Bride Primus

To the carpenter and the dainty bride The grass appears greener on the other side So let's clarify before we unite That the grass in never greener on the other side To the carpenter said the dainty bride

The Return of Satington Willoughby Primus

Fellow colleagues, distinguished members of the press, ladies and gentlemen I would like to take this opportunity to personally and humbly thank each and every one of you For joining us at this particular

The Return Of Sathington Willoughby Primus

Fellow colleagues,distinguished members of the press,ladies and gentlemen.

Poetry And Prose Primus

Ain't one for the scent of a spring-time rose. But the is one face that I do know, I sure get a kick out of that Beavis and Butt-head show. Other day I turn my TV on, and guess what I do see?

Southbound Pachyderm Primus

Quite a suprise What an ingenious device Boredom encompasses my time I don't know what I should do Indulging a moment of your time Seldom the breeder of lies But you won't believe that it's true

John the Fisherman Primus

When he was young you'd not find him doing well in school, His mind would turn unto the waters. Always the focus of adolescent ridicule, He has no time for farmer's daughters.

John The Fisherman (Album Version) Primus

When he was young you'd not find him doing well in school. His mind would turn unto the waters. Always the focus of adolescent ridicule, He has no time for farmer's daughters.

My Friend Fats Primus

He's the epitome of neighborly. My friend Fats, he's a hell fo a guy. Let me tell y'all why. He drips personality. My friend Fats, he's a heck of a Joe.

Coddingtown Primus

I went down to Coddingtown To buy for Lucky Dog Moved on up to Sono-co To clear my head of smog People 'round town they all line up To buy them Chevrolets But me I talked to the Mopar man Been

Nature Boy (Album Version) Primus

I pull the blinds then I take my clothes off Dance around the house like nature boy My genitalia and pectoral muscles aren't quite what I would like them to be But you don't see me No one can see me I

Too Many Puppies Primus

Too many puppies are being shot in the dark. Too many puppies are trained not to bark. At the sight of blood that must be spille dso that We may maintain our oil fields.

Eclectic Electric Primus

Part I - Blinded by the Sun Bring me back again, I'd really rather not be out here on my own. Someone reel me in, I'm drifting ever farther from my home.

Groundhog's Day Primus

Stumble in the bathroom, hung my hog a little bit. Washed the sleep out of my eye. Oh yeah, it's gonna be a fine day. Scratched myself a bit. Poured me out a bowl-a corn chex.

Nature Boy Primus

I pull the blinds then I take my clothes off Dance around the house like nature boy My genitalia and pectoral muscles aren't quite what I would like them to be But you don't see me No one can see

The Chastising of Renegade Primus

There was this kid in our neighborhood His Pop had named him Renegade He lived up to his name With all the trouble that he made One day ol' Renegade Snuck into the Park Theater downtown For a

Primus Babes In Toyland

I remember way back when Times weren't this hard No they weren't this hard And everyone had what we call A sane mind Roses are red Well blood is too And I found that out When I needed you Remember

The Antipop Primus

The Earth it did crack open on the day that I was born and a thousand merry pranksters came dancin' through the storm.

Welcome to This World Primus

we'll have some fun tonight so stick around and take a bite of life We don't need feebleness in this proximity Ask good MacDuff and Donalbain, so many good ideas are slain By those who would dare not

Welcome To This World (Album Version) Primus

Perhaps we'll have some fun tonight so stick around and take a bite of life We don't need feebleness in this proximity Ask good MacDuff and Donalbain, so many good ideas are slain By those who would dare not

My Name Is Mud Primus

My name is Mud Not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis My name is mud and it's always been 'Cause I'm the most boring sons-a-bitch you've ever seen I dress in blue-yes navy blue &

My Name Is Mud (Album Version) Primus

My name is Mud Not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis My name is mud and it's always been 'Cause I'm the most boring sons-a-bitch you've ever seen I dress in blue-yes navy blue )From head

Tommy the Cat Primus

Tommy the cat had many a story to tell, but it was a rare occasion such as this that he did. "She came slidin' down the alleyway like butter drippin' off a hot biscuit.

Spaghetti Western Primus

I've got my pen, C.G. the remote. Laurel and Hardy's the best bet at four A.M. On a Friday No dreads about the working day after though. Funny thing about weekends When you're unemployed.

Spegetti Western Primus

I've got my pen, C.G. the remote. Laurel and Hardy's the best bet at 4 A.M. on a Friday. No dreads about the working day after though. Funny thing about weekends when you're unemployed.

Is It Luck? (Album Version) Primus

There's a foot at the end of each of my legs Is it Luck? I can play my bass for you Is it Luck? Some gals like to kiss my face Is it Luck? Is it Luck?

The Toys Go Winding Down Primus

An overaged boy of thirty-nine has left the wing today. The first time in his life he's made that step. Be numbed by the society and plagued by insecurity.

The Air Is Getting Slippery Primus

It's incredibly hot in here today, incredibly hot in here It's incredibly hot in here today, incredibly hot in here The air is getting slipper and it's not to my surprise My heart, it beats irregularly

The Air Is Getting Slippery (Album Version) Primus

It's incredibly hot in here today, incredibly hot in here It's incredibly hot in here today, incredibly hot in here The air is getting slipper and it's not to my surprise My heart, it beats irregularly

Year of the Parrot Primus

In the year of our Lord Call it 1994 A fine vintage of mimicry There are those that take their sound From someone else's Toil Liking to parrots you see I've seen the likes of Kate Bush And

Sathington Willoughby Primus

There's a joke or two, A pun or three I feel that must be told then I go on to speak of Sathington Willoughby.

To Defy the Laws of Tradition Primus

Who would cry the biggest tear, the child or the store? Why do brides wear virgin white? Most do not deserve that right. But to choose a color of their delight would surely bring on the frowns.

To Defy Primus

Who would cry the biggest tear? The child, or the store. Why do brides wear virgin white? Most do not reserve that right. But to choose a color of they're delight.

Fisticuffs Primus

game of fisticuffs had always treated him right But no one knew the men who came and took his life that night He'd spent some time in Botany Bay atoning for his sins He fought a bout with Hammer

Pork Soda (Album Version) Primus

It was red, and you painted with the goddamn sprinkler and Now you have bits and pieces of burgundy stuck to your but every time You get off of it.

Electric Uncle Sam Primus

I am the plan, I am the man who tells you what and when you can. I'm the old one that torments you. I am the voice that tells you to: "Don't get caught with your fingers in my pie.

Pork Soda Primus

Now listen up you know ya come home from working that nine to five and lay yourself down on burgundy couch, you know, it never really was burgundy.

The Ol' Diamondback Sturgeon (Fisherman's Chronicles, Part 3) (Album Version) Primus

The old diamondback sturgeon came swimmin' along Minding his business one day Rooting and sniffing and urging to spawn In the mud flats of San Pablo Bay A scent came around so he followed his snout He

Greet the Sacred Cow Primus

Slice me up a big slab of that sympathetic cheer. If I'm zapped with radiation they say I'll last another year. Line 'em up now to greet the sacred cow.

Frizzle Fry Primus

I'd like to take you to the inside world. It's quite an irregular place to be. But never fear you're safe with me. Well, maybe. Golden hair of macrame' Against the face that's cut from stone.

Have A Cigar Primus

Come on here, dear boy, have a cigar You're gonna go far, fly high You're never gonna die, you're gonna make it if you try; they're gonna love you Well I've always had a deep respect and I mean that most

Sinister Exaggerator (The Residents and Snakefinge Primus

Your life is leaning downhill Sloping off the outer edge Your undetermined oyster beds Were found to be a hedge You cause the kids of Elmer Fudd To feed the farmer whose Cadaver's filled with onion

Sinister Exaggerator Primus

Your life is leaning downhill Sloping off the outer edge Your undetermined oyster beds Were found to be a hedge You cause the kids of Elmer Fudd To feed the farmer whose Cadaver's filled with onion rings

Mary The Ice Cube Primus

She's gone with the others The shiny little icecubes Movin' on. Movin' on. She's gone Doesn't nothin' ever last forever?

Making Plans for Nigel (XTC) Primus

We're only making plans for Nigel We only want what's best for him We're only making plans for Nigel Nigel just needs this helping hand And if young Nigel says he's happy He must be happy He must

Making Plans For Nigel Primus

We're only making plans for Nigel We only want what's best for him We're only making plans for Nigel Nigel just needs this helping hand And if young Nigel says he's happy He must be happy He must be happy

Jerry Was a Race Car Driver Primus

come in last Jerry was a race car driver He'd say "El solo number one" With a bocephus sticker On his 442 he'd light 'em up Just for fun Captain Pierce was a fireman Richmond engine #3 I'll be

Dirty Drowning Man Primus

I'll flip you out the fire and back up into the frying pan. And if you're down looking like you're gonna drown. Of all your friends I'm the one who's most apt to stick around.

Have a Cigar (Pink Floyd) Primus

Well, I've always had a deep respect, and I mean that most sincerely. The band is just fantastic of the town you are the talk, but who the hell's this guy they call Bob Cock?"