Ken Follet Stole My Wallet Steve Poltz

Ken Follet Stole My Wallet Who stole my wallet While I was away?

Salvation Song Steve Poltz

Salvation Song Neon lights outside my pool hall Rain is coming down in spoonfulls Mixes in with tears from my eyes I've been standing here for hours Paper bag for my umbrella Won't you come back

Me Not Got No Slow Metabolism Steve Poltz

some sort of mental schism I eat twenty lobster tails And yet I'm skinny as a rail Me not got no slow metabolism Me not got no slow metabolism Yet I'm doing twenty years here in this prison I stole

My Boyfriend Steve Poltz

My Boyfriend My boyfriend, he's so sexy He takes me all the way to Mexico Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa He don't care if I dance with other fellas He's a gentle bear, he ain't a big gorilla, no Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa

Mama Steve Poltz

Mama I like carpet and I like grass I don't know what I'd lay on last If I had my choice, I'd lay on you Mama Oh, mama I like you, you are free When we're apart I'm just not me I'm like a chicken

Pile On The Hangover Steve Poltz

Pile On The Hangover Pile on the hangover just give it to me at once Let it fall down like a curtain on my brain with a one, two punch I know I was an ass and I drank too much, my life's a damn disgrace

Dirty Steve Poltz

Dirty Outside the wind is blowing The waves are crashing fast There's people running naked I see a nameless ass It's soft and pink and fleshy So tender to the touch I'll never get to grab it My

Rioting Steve Poltz

Rioting They're rioting in my front yard They're sending in the National Guard People lootin, people shootin, baby I ain't just tootin my horn They're rioting in my front yard They're grabbing

Forbidden Fruit Steve Poltz

Forbidden Fruit She hopped in my car faster than bar time "Honey, would you like a date," she said It wasn't even an original line And my pants they tightened And my face grew taut And in my mind

Lockjaw Steve Poltz

Lockjaw I look outside the sky is grey And the clouds are filled with rain It makes me jealous how it opens up and I'm stuck inside again I'm like a sitcom polyester family Inside my T.V.

Suburbia Steve Poltz

Suburbia I'm dancing naked on my street, in my neighborhood And I just lost my job last week and I'm not feeling good I think I'll go to Hiram's Guns and Liquor just for fun And pick me up some whiskey

This Flood Steve Poltz

This Flood It must have rained two weeks last summer When the ice cream man cancelled it was such a fuckin' bummer We were floating down the streets lying naked in a raft I was honing and practicing my

The Girl With The Wandering Eye Steve Poltz

The Girl With The Wandering Eye Your friend with the subwoofer blew out my tweeter At that biker party downtown But that was OK 'cause he borrowed a fuse From a leather-clad boy in the back And

The Fairies Came Steve Poltz

, and gold dust in her teeth Then I reached down and felt her magic wand And I realized that he was just like me That fairy came That fairy came That fairy came that night That fairy came to be my

One Left Shoe Steve Poltz

One Left Shoe Tennis shoe strung 'cross the telephone wire The sun creeps up on my empire Tin foil castle, bubble gum crown Me and my minions make the rounds I'm lonely without you Just like

I Thought I Saw You Last Night Steve Poltz

I Thought I Saw You Last Night I'm not easily scared By things that go bump in the night There's not many things That give me a fright I can walk down a lonely block And not a lot can make my old

Silver Lining Steve Poltz

Silver Lining Muffin's in the toaster I got my raspberry jam My grandpa was a sailor And he came into this land And he was looking for gold A pretty hand to hold Or some cards to fold At least

Broken Hearts And Painted Nails Steve Poltz

Rusty keys and old motels Nothing new, hey, no thrills Rusty keys and old motels tonight And staring at the phone, hoping it'll ring Friday night, yeah, no big thing I'm staring at the phone in my

Your Ghost Steve Poltz

Your Ghost Last night I looked for you But, you could not be found I felt your ghost in my room Dancing all around And I tried to talk to you But, there was no reply I sat up shaking in my bed

The Great Mystery Steve Poltz

I don't love you I just love mystery Well, I've played darts With tender hearts I've had mine busted too But your wrecked vision Has got me wishin' For glasses not so blue Just stand inside my

Tree Hugger Steve Poltz

Tree Hugger I'd rather have a shitty girlfriend than a shitty car If my girlfriend starts to get on my nerves I could travel really far I'd rather have a shitty meal than a shitty resume 'Cause a

Soup Steve Poltz

find a way to cross the goddamn border He could slip under the fence if he was just a little shorter And if you're gonna leave then you better move quickly If you're gonna stay won't you whisper in my

Cancion De Anxiety Steve Poltz

Without you I'm nothing Now I'm slippin', now I'm slidin' Now I'm falling, help me mother Wish I had, I got to find I really need an older brother He could loan me money And help me pay for All my

Good Morning (Waking Up With You) Steve Poltz

feel today I suppose I'll slowly fade away Fade away Hmm-mmm In I walk so slowly Through broken glass outside I tread in oh so cautiously I'm wondrin' where you hide And I got notes tacked on my

Morning Song Steve Poltz

Morning Song One, two, three Sun comes up through the window in the morning The flowers say hello I pour cold milk on hot oatmeal Steam goes up my nose Toaster bings Microwave sings Could I

Single Life Steve Poltz

God, she looks so young This single life, it sure is fun Well we could go to the lounge at the Holiday Inn Hear my favorite band play the latest Michael Jackson Song about a boy with a really nice

Welcome Home Steve Poltz

And I hunt you laying down to bet And the gamble makes you scream and holler Welcome home I'm coming home Welcome home You led me down the sea of gold I was lost in love's smokescreen With my

Kicking Distance Steve Poltz

Kicking Distance Well there's wine on the page And my heart's enraged And I must call the cops on myself And my bony hands Probe the bed for your body But I'm left once again on the shelf Well

She Was The Best Steve Poltz

lips of a lizard Dry to the kiss They made me sore Dry as an old paperback from the store By Louis L'Amour A western for sure She had the strength of a goat The smell of one too She passed my

Sesame Street Steve Poltz

Sesame Street Sunny day Chasing the clouds away Find my way To where the air is sweet Can you tell me how to get How to get to Sesame Street How to get to Sesame Street Come and play Everything's

War Steve Poltz

Lord Ha, give me a war 'Cause I'm so bored And I want more In a real fucking war Well I'm bored with the Contras and Colonel Quadhafi The Ayatollah's dead, but he made really great coffee With my

Hitchhiker Joe Steve Poltz

Gonna lock you in a trunk For ninety-nine years Don't do it now Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom My

Pitbull Steve Poltz

we'll get married Married Well, baby doll, believe me when I say I'm sorry I didn't mean to take your share But it seems that this is cut with so much baking soda That it's making me pull out my

Better Be Careful Steve Poltz

and baby I want to trim your leaves, and baby I want to prune your bush, and baby I want to marry you, and baby I want to carry you Upside-down on a flat horizon Belly to the sky, got tears in my

I Want To Learn About Love Steve Poltz

I Want To Learn About Love My mouth was just as dry as the tampon dispenser In the women's bathroom at the Oceanside bus station A constipated woman barged in on me and said "Eeek! A boy!

Football Tonite (WTOP) Steve Poltz

Fetch me the remote control We got football tonite Football tonite Football tonite Well, they told me last week at work that my shirts They really weren't ironed that well They told me last week

Me and Eddie Vedder Steve Poltz

album by Led Zeppelin I bought it on eight track Not on CD Fades out in the middle The way an eight track's s'posed to The way an eight track's s'posed to I got the number thirteen Tattooed on my

Holliston Street Steve Poltz

Street in the sixties We didn't need much back then, just a smile And Daddy would sing And buy us ice cream And we would listen Uncle Louie would come over for dinner on Sundays He taught piano to my

Kilkenny Man Steve Poltz

people are friendly wherever you go Hey, ho, whataya know, when your glass is empty, you're bound to go Back on the job just to earn a few bob for good liquor and grub at the Kilkenny Pub Well I left my

Everything About You Steve Poltz

Everything About You I love everything about you I love the way you comb your hair And I love the way you sachet in the room Your perfume lingers in the air I love everything about you Whoa, about...

Rub Somebody (The Right Way) Steve Poltz

Rub Somebody (The Right Way) I knew a man who came down from Kentucky And everyone would whisper, "Boy he sure is lucky" He'd go to church every Sunday and have breakfast at Stuckey's He rubbed so...

Nice Guys Finish Last Steve Poltz

Nice Guys Finish Last On a grassy knoll they laid him down And I bet he's still grumbling underground On a diamond, that's where I remember him best Sticking his nose in an umpire's chest 'Cause ...

The Ballad of Tommy and Marla Steve Poltz

The Ballad of Tommy and Marla Tommy was a Hessier from the valley He was as burned out as a building from the riots He had a rockin' little girfriend named Marla She was a cocktail waitress at The...

Look To The East Steve Poltz

Look To The East If you look to the east Where the sun never sets I'll be there at the top Of the stairs you can bet So just pick up the phone Make a call all your own I'll be there when you say Y...

Skyfuckingline of Toronto Steve Poltz

Skyfuckingline of Toronto Skyfuckingline of Toronto Skyfuckingline of Toronto There's a girl out there wants to bonto Beneath the skyfuckingline of Toronto You can come along with me if you want t...

Beautiful Day Steve Poltz

Beautiful Day If you wanna complain Call somebody else But if you want some champagne Take me off of your shelf Uncork your mind 'Cause it could be so fine When it's a beautiful day If you want ...

V12 Cadillac Jewel

He’s lonely and he cruises real low That’s my V-12 Cadillac, you know he’s on the go On down to the ocean, oh, surfboard by my side He’s my V-12 Cadillac with delux power glide I check the ocean

Atomic Playboys Steve Stevens

your future So ivory tower man Was it part of your plan Turn this city to sand With a one way ticket to the promise land Atomic Playboys We are Radiation Romeos You built this body But can’t take away my

Lucky Today Cloud Cult

I got two hands on the sunshine,I got one foot in the grave I got 25 cents in my wallet, and I'm feelin' mighty lucky today Hey hey My bones are made out of ivory And my blood is made out of ocean waves

Wallet Regina Spektor

I found a wallet I found a wallet Inside were pictures of your small family You were so young Your hair dark brown You had been born in nineteen fifty-three Your winter birthday Was stamped on the