Dude (I Totally Miss You) Tenacious D

Dude, i totally miss you I really fucking miss you I'm all alone, All the time, all the time Dude, i totally miss you The things we did together Where have you gone?

The Government Totally Sucks Tenacious D

The government totally sucks You motherfucker The government totally sucks Ben Franklin was a rebel indeed He liked to get naked while he smoked on the weed He was a genius but if he was here today

Friendship Test Tenacious D

Kyle: Aw, god I was just... Jack: I Love You... Kyle: What You Say??

Inward Singing Tenacious D

(Kage Snoring) Omg..Omg Ive Done It..KAGE COME HERE I WANT YOU! What?! What?! God! I Was Sleeping Dude What Are You Talkin About? Omg I Did What'd You Do?

Classical Teacher Tenacious D

[J:] [sigh] Dude, you need to fucking have some lessons. [K:] What! [J:] I know, you're really good but you gotta expand your game. [K:] Lessons!

Flutes & Trombones Tenacious D

Kage Wha Hey wh what's happenin' What are you doin' here Oh I just uh I think I forgot somethin' Just ya know Wait a second it's like 2am in the middle of the night Yeah And you're here in the

Car Chase City Tenacious D

It was all proven, Now its totally lame! KG really fucking, Blew us some ass! Now we're fucking, Headed for a, Total collapse! Car chase city, Roll away from a bus!

City Hall Tenacious D

All you motherfuckers in the streets it's time to rise up, Come along children and fuckin' rise!

Spiderman Tenacious D

championship moves Here come spidey, he's not fuckin realy spidey His moves didn't work because he's fucking spidey Spiderman doesn't look right, He looks like cheap ass Spidey were are the Nike shoes I

Karate Schnitzel Tenacious D

Dude, where's my fuckin schnitzel? Hey, wake up. Wake up you asshole, wake up. (KG:) Whahahat? Wh? (JB:) Wake up. (KG:) What? (JB:) You ate my fuckin schnitzel. (KG:) What?

Baby Tenacious D

I Can't Get to Sleep Tonight 오늘 밤은 잠을 이룰 수가 없네 No Matter How Hard I Try 내가 어떻게 어렵게 시도했든 상관없어 Cause It's Cold and It's Dark 왜냐면밖은 춥고 어둡기 때문이지 And The Wind is a Whistlin' 그리고 바람은 서늘하고 And I Can't

Totally Dude Shop Boyz

I HAVE A dream team Yeahh Yeahh Yeahh To To Totally Dude Yeahh To To Totally Dude We got the whole world yelling out TOTALLY DUDE Everybody put yo hands up TOTALLY DUDE And if you getting to the money

Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) Tenacious D

[Beelz] I am complete! 나는 이제 완벽하다! [Both] Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! 제에에에에에엔자아아앙! [Beelz] yes you are fucked, shit out of luck 맞아 젠장이라고해야지! 네 빌어먹을 운도 끝이야!

...Baby One More Time (from Kung Fu Panda 4) Tenacious D

Oh, baby, baby, I shouldn't have let you go And now you're out of sight, yeah Show me how you want it to be Yeah, tell me, baby, 'cause I need to know now, oh, because My loneliness is killing me (and

Kielbasa Tenacious D

I love ya baby but all I can think about is Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm. I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey, My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.

kickapoo tenacious D

And if you try to f**k with me, Then I shall f**k you too! Gotta get it on in the party zone! I gots to shoot a load in the party zone! Gotta lick a toad in the party zone!

One Note Song Tenacious D

KG:Jack JB:yeah KG:do you think some people do you think that there's some people that arent really that are actually robots living among us JB:No KG:that we cant tell JB:No we dont have the technology

Cock Pushups Tenacious D

Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out Yeah? Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies? Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready Yeah?

Fuck Her Gently Tenacious D

smoochies too Sometimes ya got to squeeze Sometimes you've got to say please Sometime you've got to say hey I'm gonna Fuck you softly I'm gonna screw you gently I'm gonna hump you sweetly I'm gonna

Roadie Tenacious D

Time to lug the gear Gotta get it on the stage My muscles flex, my fuckin' sweat will save the day When I check the mic I fucka' check the mic I fucka' checka' checka' 1,2,3 I plug it in, I make

Señorita Tenacious D

"Señorita" Señorita, tasty mamacita Tell me baby, what's your name Oh Conchita, won't you have a seat-a Tell me baby, who's to blame?

Drive Through Tenacious D

Drive-thru guy: (mumbles) JB: Yeah, um...ah Drive-thru guy: May I have your order?

Drive-Thru Tenacious D

Drive-thru guy: (mumbles) JB: Yeah, um...ah Drive-thru guy: May I have your order?

Birthday Song Tenacious D

: Father, is that you, through clouds of the cosmos blue It's a boy It's a girl It's a soul Or is it Hahahaha (spoken) JB: Mother, is that you?

The Road Tenacious D

It's the fuckin' road my friend But it's the only road I know. When I'm lunchin' on a tasty boosh Right after the show. You g-go go go!

Road Tenacious D

It's the fuckin' road my friend But it's the only road I know. When I'm lunchin' on a tasty boosh Right after the show. You g-go go go!

Master Exploder Tenacious D

I do not need, (he does not need) a microphone (a microphone) My voice is fuckin, (fuckin) Powerful!! Aaah!! Arghhh!

Karate Tenacious D

You broke the rules, Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair, You muthafucka. You muthafucka. Kyle betrayed me And then he lied tried to hide And I died deep inside And you know the reason why.

Hard Fucking Tenacious D

Because i think its pretty common complaint Yeah the ladies don't really like the hard fucking You feel like your giving them some extra juice Their not in to that You think your like taken it to the

Rock Your Socks Tenacious D

Now I know what a lot of you are sayin', 'I just figured out what I'm gonna do with the rest of my days. I'm gonna get me an oversized guitar, Gain forty pounds, and be the next D.'

Explosivo Tenacious D

What's the name of my girlfriend, I don't know. But she's built like the shit, and she's good to go, go. She's good to go, she's good to go. We are fueled by Satan, yes, we're schooled by Satan.

Double Team Tenacious D

I say to you. How's it goin? Are you flowin? Listen honey, Thinkin? about a couple things to say to you, Showin? growin? Man I'd like to place my hand upon your fuckin?sexy ass and squeeze.

Bowie Tenacious D

you with my bowie while I뭢 naked! Painted from head to toe and so aroused---ah! Rigga gig, a-rigga gigga goo goo, Rigga gigga gigga gip goo goo.

Deth Starr Tenacious D

we're gonna fuckin' fly sky high Deth Starr is a son of a bitch y'all Gonna take us into outer space Get your shit together motherfucker We're gonna start a new human race in the sky In the sky You

The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage Tenacious D

And he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno He bellowed and said he'd be nothing without help from Kage he burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doing mushrooms Fuck him, I

Wonderboy Tenacious D

Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?

39 Tenacious D

, but a lot of fun She's my 39 lady in the sun 49 and I'm feelin' fine In the sun that's a lot of fun Drinkin' mai tais, kickin' back with my flip-flops on I'm wearin' socks and my toe is tight I

Papagenu (He's My Sassafrass) Tenacious D

[Sasquatch] That's good, lets go an adventure, [JB] Yeah, la la la [Sasquatch] I've got lots to show you, la la la [JB] Can i be a sasquatch too?

Rize of the Fenix Tenacious D

up, keep you over the weekend It\'s the rise of the phoenix It\'s the call of attack And you\'ll know when you\'ve seen us The fuckin\' D is back, y\'all Lovemakin\' all the way to the top Boots

Throw Down Tenacious D

star in the sky was a sign They called him a liar You're not the messiah Get out of the temple Now it's time to throw down So throw down Throw down We throw down Throw down And then came a man i

tribute tenacious d

He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?" And we said, "Nay. We are but men." Rock! Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah, Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh! This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.

classico tenacious D

Can’t you see he’s the man, Let me hear you applaud, He is more than a man He\'s a shiny golden god.

To Be The Best Tenacious D

You are the best but you say you don't know You got the touch, now come on let it show You call the shots But you know that you gots to believe in The things that you're dreaming Your search for the

Jesus Ranch Tenacious D

I come upon a silver, striped mushroom and I fly. And I fly, fly. It was a big day on Jesus Ranch, Jesus Ranch. Jesus. I fell in love with a big potato.

Friendship Tenacious D

Friendship is rare, Do you know what I'm sayin' to you? Friendship is rare. My derriere, When you find out much later That they don't really care. It's rare to me, can't you see?

Dio Tenacious D

It's time to pass the torch, You're too old to rock, no more rockin' for you. We're takin' you to a home, But we will sing a song about you.

Break In-City (Storm The Gate!) Tenacious D

The mission is clear, I'm going over there I'm going to do the mission I flip around the corner, flat as a pancake And then i- oh noo!

POD Tenacious D

Cause it's the Pick of Destiny child, you know we will be rockin' cause it's fuckin' insane. It's just the Pick of Destiny child, More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain.

The Divide Tenacious D

You have to decide. Tits or destiny? Tits. Whooooahahaha! Ahhh!!! WHYYYY GO!!

Lee Tenacious D

I had a friend named Lee, He cast a spell a spell on me. If me and Lee and KG could be three, Flyin?free Tenaciously, Skinny-dippin?