I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks Bloodhound Gang

I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not queer I'm too ugly But if I were handsome just imagine

I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

I just wish I was queer so I could get Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not queer I'm too ugly But if I were handsome just imagine

I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks The Bloodhound Gang

I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not queer I'm too ugly But if I were handsome just imagine

I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (Album Version) The Bloodhound Gang

I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not queer I'm too ugly But if I were handsome just imagine how

Coo Coo Ca Choo Bloodhound Gang

brief description of the things we could do to you You were looking at me I was looking at you Coo coo ca choo coo coo ca choo You were looking at me I was looking at you Coo coo ca choo now what

You're Pretty When I'm Drunk Bloodhound Gang

s tanked up and wizzin' in a cup Waiting for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up Cause I'm the one bottle Willy with the 12 Horse Ale After that I get silly like Soupy Sales Now it's midnight

A LAP DANCE IS SO MUCH BETTER WHEN THE STRIPPER IS Bloodhound Gang

I guess she could sense my desperation. ‘Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.

Go Down Bloodhound Gang

Step back cause the bass is fuzzin' Bloodhound Gang bangs more than the Dirty Dozen Alley oop here comes the slam you know where I stand I'm feelin' like Anthrax cause you know I'm the man Yea I dug

Along Comes Mary Bloodhound Gang

Along Comes Mary Every time I think that I'm the only one who's lonely Someone calls on me And every now and then I spend my time at rhyme and verse And curse those faults in me And then along

Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

me by the ears and said kiss me where it smells funny So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes I can tell I'm doin' somethin' right by the way that she blushes She's the one that's speechless I'm the

Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny Bloodhound Gang

You came twice last year like a Sears catalog Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're

THREE POINT ONE FOUR Bloodhound Gang

Yeah but that was alright She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company

Rang Dang The Bloodhound Gang

Baseball Bat Upside The Head Until It Bleeds Showing No Mercy Step Like Solomon Grundy Hit Ya With A Table Leg Like I Was Ted Bundy I Bludgeoned You You're Bloodied I Think It's Kinda Of Funny First I'll

Asleep At The Wheel Bloodhound Gang

road to hell there's none Get up you're asleep at the wheel Get up you're asleep at the wheel Get up you're asleep at the wheel I-95 eight lanes wide Midnight drive take a ride Alongside east

A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying The Bloodhound Gang

Every time I think that I'm the only one who's lonely Someone calls on me And every now and then I spend my time in rhyme and verse And curse those faults in me And then along comes Mary Then along comes

Asleep At The Wheel (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

under my hood You're taking it down legal I'm pullin' it up to no good God is your co-pilot I let Satan ride shotgun You pay a toll to get to heaven but on the road to hell there's none Get up you're

Boom Bloodhound Gang

Yo Bloodhound Gang and Rob Van Winkle together on this track Stop as we drop this bomb Blow up this place like another Vietnam Heavy like a Tyson blow to the dome Back up son give me room give

HELL YEAH Bloodhound Gang

Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible Thou shall make fun of Hindus

Boom (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

Yo, Bloodhound Gang and Rob Van Winkle together on this track.

Coo Coo Ca Choo The Bloodhound Gang

Things We Could Do To You You Were Looking At Me I Was Looking At You Coo Coo Ca Choo Coo Coo Ca Choo You Were Looking At Me I Was Looking At You Coo Coo Ca Choo Now What Ya Gonna Do Oil Me Up Quick Miss

YUMMY DOWN ON THIS Bloodhound Gang

could do it myself I’d probably never leave the house But I can’t so here’s where you come in Giving it "Diff’rent Strokes" just like Arnold Drummond Hummin’ hmm hmm good like Campbell’s And you’ll

You're Pretty When I'm Drunk The Bloodhound Gang

One night me and the crew hit the road on a mission To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin' Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless Until we brought skip o' pot2mus And daddy's gonna get

RIGHT TURN CLYDE Bloodhound Gang

a little wink so you make a big stink Shoulder's got a chip so you flip like a Tiddlywink Know what I think?

No Hard Feelings (The Magnus Winbjörk Remix (Explicit Version)) Bloodhound Gang

Maybe you got screwed but i dumped you `cause you ain`t nothin` but trash I put out despite the fact that you`re like a hawaiian punch moustache Right under my nose thinking i`m so colonel klink oblivious

Pennsylvania Bloodhound Gang

spring break top ten lists We are munsoned we are squat We are flashing twelve o'clock We are spread out butt cheeks Pulled apart so just the air leaks We are "ishtar" we are tab We are no right

Shut Up Bloodhound Gang

I'm Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil I'm like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festering boil I get under your skin and I sebaceously form I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn

Shut Up (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

I'm Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil I'm like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festering boil I get under your skin and I sebaceously form I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn

A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is The Bloodhound Gang

A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.

Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me? (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

The morn' the morn' the morn' The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor He clocked the doctor 'cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca The doctor said sir you're misled sir which

Lift Your Head Up High Bloodhound Gang

Broken even if I spoke clearly You're still not able to hear me Cause life is a game that no one wins But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin' So throw in the towel cause your life ain't

Lift your Head up High (And Blow Your Brains Out) Bloodhound Gang

Even if I spoke clearly You're still not able to hear me 'Cause life is a game that no one wins But you deserve a head-start the way your life's goin' So throw in the towel 'cause your life ain't

Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out) (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

, Broken even if I spoke clearly, You're still not able to hear me, Cause life is a game that no one wins, But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin', So throw in the towel cause your life

MOPE Bloodhound Gang

Three O' Clock on the dot time to cruise for Eighth graders Rather tape the Weather Channel so that I can watch it later Reruns of Rerun so "What's Happening?"

Go Down The Bloodhound Gang

"Step back cause the bass is fuzzin' Bloodhound Gang bangs more than the dirty dozen Alley oop here comes the slam i know where I stand I'm feelin' like Anthrax cause you know O'm the man Yea I dug your

Balls Out The Bloodhound Gang

"Potent is the flow which is wicked sick So hos of those that pounce bounce slow on the dick Potent is the flow which is wicked sick So hos of those that pounce bounce slow on the dick I don't give

Balls Out (Album Version) The Bloodhound Gang

Potent is the flow which is wicked sick So hos of those that pounce bounce slow on the dick Potent is the flow which is wicked sick So hos of those that pounce bounce slow on the dick I don't give

No Hard Feelings (The Craig Groove Remix (Explicit Version)) Bloodhound Gang

fuck you on your birthday Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday anymore Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday anymore Maybe you got screwed but I

We Are the Knuckleheads The Bloodhound Gang

four weeks I was a first offender Your a dumb ass stupid Vera and I'm the one that Flo calls Mel Puttin' holes right through your body like Harvey Keitel You're a broken down Big Wheel I'm a banana-seated

THE BALLAD OF CHASEY LAIN Bloodhound Gang

Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to explain I'm your biggest fan I just wanted to ask Could I eat your ass?

No Hard Feelings (The D.J. Q-Ball Remix (Explicit Version)) Bloodhound Gang

fuck you on your birthday Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday anymore Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday anymore Maybe you got screwed but I

No Hard Feelings (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

fuck you on your birthday Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday anymore Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday anymore Maybe you got screwed but I

Your Only Friends Are Make Believe (Album Version) The Bloodhound Gang

I just got your message baby So sad to see you fade away What in the world is this feeling To catch a breath and leave me reeling It'll get you in the end, its god's revenge Oh I know I should come clean

No Rest for the Wicked The Bloodhound Gang

I get bombed much like Pearl Harbor The price is white right and I'm Bob Barker This is your brain on drugs This is your brain on Jackie Onassis All you crotch goblins can kiss our asses Yes siree Bob

Along Comes Mary The Bloodhound Gang

Every time I think that I'm the only one who's lonely Someone calls on me And every now and then I spend my time in rhyme and verse And curse those faults in me And then along comes Mary Then

Ralph Wiggum The Bloodhound Gang

"I'm going to Africa, yes ma'am, I'm a brick, was President Lincoln. Okay, Mittens! There's a dog in the vent, Chicken necks, I pick Ken Griffey Jr.

Ralph Wiggum (Album Version) The Bloodhound Gang

I'm going to Africa, yes ma'am, I'm a brick, was President Lincoln. Okay, Mittens! There's a dog in the vent, chicken necks, I pick Ken Griffey Jr.

the bad touch Bloodhound Gang

the bad touch-bloodhound gang Ha-ha, well now, We call this the act of mating But there are several other Very important differences Between human beings and animals That you should know about

She Ain`t Got No Legs The Bloodhound Gang

Baby Yeah The first time I saw you darling I knew I was in love Tell her Daddy The way you took your wheelchair up that handicap ramp Mmm, it's a mind blower But now baby I miss ya I miss ya I miss

She Ain't Got No Legs The Bloodhound Gang

Baby Yeah The first time I saw you darling I knew I was in love Tell her Daddy The way you took your wheelchair up that handicap ramp Mmm, it's a mind blower But now baby I miss ya I miss ya I miss all

Bad Touch Bloodhound Gang

haha well now we call this the act of mating but there are several other very important differences between the human beings and animals that you should know about i'd appreciate your input