Legend In My Spare Time The Bloodhound Gang

Tiny Bubbles in my tub pull my finger Lawrence Welk If you want to look like Rocky Dennis better drink your milk When I'm feeling Oriental I gotta rub my chin I'm gonna hold my water in like I'm Gunga

Mama Say The Bloodhound Gang

Tiny Bubbles in my tub pull my finger Lawrence Welk If you want to look like Rocky Dennis better drink your milk When I'm feeling Oriental I gotta rub my chin I'm gonna hold my water in like I'm Gunga

Along Comes Mary Bloodhound Gang

Along Comes Mary Every time I think that I'm the only one who's lonely Someone calls on me And every now and then I spend my time at rhyme and verse And curse those faults in me And then along

It's Tricky Bloodhound Gang

This beat is my recital I think it's very vital To rock a rhyme That's right on time It's tricky tricky yo here we go It's tricky to rock a rhyme To rock a rhyme that's right on time It's tricky

It's Tricky (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

This beat is my recital I think it's very vital To rock a rhyme That's right on time It's tricky tricky yo here we go It's tricky to rock a rhyme To rock a rhyme that's right on time It's

THE BALLAD OF CHASEY LAIN Bloodhound Gang

Write back as soon as you can You've had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've had a lotta dick Chasey But you ain't had mine Dear Chasey Lain I wrote

Bad Touch Bloodhound Gang

sweat baby sweat baby sex i s a texas drought me and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would dream about so put your hands down my pants and i'll bet you'll feel nuts yes i'm siskel yes

MOPE Bloodhound Gang

Three O' Clock on the dot time to cruise for Eighth graders Rather tape the Weather Channel so that I can watch it later Reruns of Rerun so "What's Happening?"

The Bad Touch (Bully Remix - Explicit) Bloodhound Gang

(whisper: "I'd appreciate your input") Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet

You're Pretty When I'm Drunk Bloodhound Gang

get some probably underage and dumb And everybody knows that the Daddy eats his young Lupus in the lavatory making a big stink Macing up the toilet seat and pooping in the sink M.S.G.'

the bad touch Bloodhound Gang

the bad touch-bloodhound gang Ha-ha, well now, We call this the act of mating But there are several other Very important differences Between human beings and animals That you should know about

RIGHT TURN CLYDE Bloodhound Gang

Times New Roman you know the type Calling me Public Enemy but don't believe the hype Tough guy like the one in "Star 80" wanna bait me Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me Gave your girl

Coo Coo Ca Choo Bloodhound Gang

ya gonna do Oil me up quick miss daisy before I'm lubing up your tailpipe Or the bedposts will be a knocking and a knocking 'til the break of light Raised and dazed in a million and one ways Like

Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me? (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

The morn' the morn' the morn' The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor He clocked the doctor 'cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca The doctor said sir you're misled sir which

Boom Bloodhound Gang

Yo Bloodhound Gang and Rob Van Winkle together on this track Stop as we drop this bomb Blow up this place like another Vietnam Heavy like a Tyson blow to the dome Back up son give me room give

I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant, I'll have the Poo Poo Platter.

I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks Bloodhound Gang

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass I said

THREE POINT ONE FOUR Bloodhound Gang

Ass like a donkey acting funky gave her "L" now she's a flunky So my love for her died quicker than a batch of Sea Monkeys Early bird gets the worm spread your legs or spread the word So what if I'm

Your Only Friends Are Make Believe Bloodhound Gang

McFeelie if there's postage due You can go fuck yourself like Captain Kangaroo I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend But in the end I still have no friends Do do do do do do do do do

I HOPE YOU DIE Bloodhound Gang

I hope ya flip some guy the bird He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve In front of the Beatles' tour bus A Bookmobile and a Mack truck Hauling hazardous biological waste The light turns red

Go Down Bloodhound Gang

Step back cause the bass is fuzzin' Bloodhound Gang bangs more than the Dirty Dozen Alley oop here comes the slam you know where I stand I'm feelin' like Anthrax cause you know I'm the man Yea I dug

Boom (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

Yo, Bloodhound Gang and Rob Van Winkle together on this track.

THE INEVITABLE RETURN OF THE GREAT WHITE DOPE Bloodhound Gang

"A" is for "Apple" "B" is for "Balloons" "C" is for "Crayons" "D" is for "Drum" Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell One thousand nine hundred and seventy-two That's the year I got here

Your Only Friends Are Make Believe (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

McFeelie if there's postage due You can go fuck yourself like Captain Kangaroo I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend But in the end I still have no friends Do do do do do do do do

YUMMY DOWN ON THIS Bloodhound Gang

If I could do it myself I’d probably never leave the house But I can’t so here’s where you come in Giving it "Diff’rent Strokes" just like Arnold Drummond Hummin’ hmm hmm good like Campbell’s And you

MAGNA CUM NADA Bloodhound Gang

I'm that guy Holden Caulfield from "Catcher In The Rye" Put away ‘cause he wasn't all there Like a jigsaw puzzle you might compare Me to him not a liver but wurst Been much better off as a still birth

Fire Water Burn (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

my name is Jimmy Pop and I'm a dumb white guy I'm not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high I don't know mofo if y'all peeps be buggin' givin' props to my ho 'cause she fly

Shut Up Bloodhound Gang

I'm Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil I'm like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festering boil I get under your skin and I sebaceously form I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn

Shut Up (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

I'm Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil I'm like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festering boil I get under your skin and I sebaceously form I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn

A LAP DANCE IS SO MUCH BETTER WHEN THE STRIPPER IS Bloodhound Gang

lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave", this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls like hard-boiled eggs in

Asleep At The Wheel (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

in the back Is the beat keeper big ass speaker Jumbo woofer rattle tweeter Dial is turned and there it's stayin' The next day where Stern is playin' You got your Jesus on the dashboard but the devil's

Fire Water Burn Bloodhound Gang

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn Burn motherfucker burn

Asleep At The Wheel Bloodhound Gang

in the back Is the beat keeper big ass speaker Jumbo woofer rattle tweeter Dial is turned and there it's stayin' The next day where Stern is playin' You got your Jesus on the dashbord but the devil's

No Hard Feelings (The Magnus Winbjörk Remix (Explicit Version)) Bloodhound Gang

Maybe you got screwed but i dumped you `cause you ain`t nothin` but trash I put out despite the fact that you`re like a hawaiian punch moustache Right under my nose thinking i`m so colonel klink oblivious

No Hard Feelings (The Craig Groove Remix (Explicit Version)) Bloodhound Gang

Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday anymore Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday anymore Maybe you

Lift Your Head Up High Bloodhound Gang

Did you like the movie Malcolm X? Or do you own a record by Stryper? Do you have a mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers? Were you born and raised in New Jersey?

Lift your Head up High (And Blow Your Brains Out) Bloodhound Gang

Did you like the movie "Malcolm X"? Or do you own a record by Stryper? Do you have a mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers? Were you born and raised in New Jersey?

Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out) (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

, Did you like the movie Malcolm X?, Or do you own a record by Stryper?, Do you have a mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?, Were you born and raised in New Jersey?

HELL YEAH Bloodhound Gang

Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible Thou shall make fun of Hindus

Going Nowhere Slow Bloodhound Gang

Got the mike in my hand but can I make you understand That a-hole bands have a-hole fans Bloodhound's the name and the Gang's to blame Like Chan n' Chin the Siamese twins it's one in the same So

Going Nowhere Slow (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

Got the mike in my hand but can I make you understand That a-hole bands have a-hole fans Bloodhound's the name and the Gang's to blame Like Chan n' Chin the Siamese twins it's one in the same So

No Hard Feelings (The D.J. Q-Ball Remix (Explicit Version)) Bloodhound Gang

Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday anymore Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday anymore Maybe you

Pennsylvania Bloodhound Gang

turn on red We are the moustaches The beatles grew when they dropped acid You are the heart dotting "i" In the word "apologize" Scribbled drunk on a postcard Sent from somewhere volcanoes are

No Hard Feelings (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday anymore Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday anymore Maybe you

Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

I can tell I'm doin' somethin' right by the way that she blushes She's the one that's speechless I'm the one that's tongue-tied She's thinkin' holy mackerel I'm thinkin' tuna on the side There

A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying The Bloodhound Gang

Every time I think that I'm the only one who's lonely Someone calls on me And every now and then I spend my time in rhyme and verse And curse those faults in me And then along comes Mary Then along comes

Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny Bloodhound Gang

one that I found I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost you any money Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smells funny So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes

Along Comes Mary The Bloodhound Gang

Every time I think that I'm the only one who's lonely Someone calls on me And every now and then I spend my time in rhyme and verse And curse those faults in me And then along comes Mary Then

She Ain`t Got No Legs The Bloodhound Gang

Baby Yeah The first time I saw you darling I knew I was in love Tell her Daddy The way you took your wheelchair up that handicap ramp Mmm, it's a mind blower But now baby I miss ya I miss ya I miss

She Ain't Got No Legs The Bloodhound Gang

Baby Yeah The first time I saw you darling I knew I was in love Tell her Daddy The way you took your wheelchair up that handicap ramp Mmm, it's a mind blower But now baby I miss ya I miss ya I miss all