Baby Likes Burping Weird Al Yankovic

You know my baby likes burping You know my baby's kinda nauseating [burps] My little vulgar one is so gross 'Cause when I hold her in my arms so close she goes [burps] And out in public it's

Let Me Be Your Hog Weird Al Yankovic

Let me be your hog Let me be your hog now Oh, babe, baby baby baby baby Baby baby baby baby

Jerry Springer "Weird Al" Yankovic

freak Who sucker-punched his whole family Do you recall when the brawl Became a total free-for-all And Jerry's in the middle tryin' to be the referee Hey, see the stripper with the implants She likes

The Plumbing Song Weird Al Yankovic

Warran] Baby, I sure wish I could lend you a hand But plumbing's one thing I don't understand It's true (haven't got a clue) B-b-b-baby, I can tell you've got a big problem When I flush the john

Polka Your Eyes Out Weird Al Yankovic

doo doodooo doo doo doo doo doo Doo doodoo doo [doo doo doo doo doo doodooo doo doo doo doo doo Doo doodoo doo] The Love Shack is a little old place where We can get together Love Shack, baby

I Lost On Jeopardy Weird Al Yankovic

Art Fleming gave the answers, Oh, but I couldn't get the questions right-ight-ight I lost on Jeopardy, Baby, (Oooh.) I lost on Jeopardy, Baby, (Oooh.)

Wanna B Ur Lovr Weird Al Yankovic

WANNA BE UR LOVR By Al Yankovic I don't have a library card But do you mind if I check you out?

The White Stuff Weird Al Yankovic

one Second one was a blast Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast You can see 'em in my teeth Tell it when I talk Had so many my pancreas just went into shock I love the white stuff baby

I Love Rocky Road Weird Al Yankovic

my locker at school Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old, And vanilla just leaves me cold, There's just one flavor good enough for me, yeah me, Don't gimme no crummy taste spoon, I know what I need, baby

Whatever You Like Weird Al Yankovic

treat you right I said you can have whatever you like(If you like) I said you can have whatever you like(If you like) yeah, yeah Tater tots, Cold Duck on ice and we can clip coupons all night and baby

I Was Only Kidding Weird Al Yankovic

When I said that I need you, baby When I told you I really care When I said that I can't live without you When I said I'd follow you anywhere When I said you could always trust me When I said I'd

Polka Party! Weird Al Yankovic

Yeah baby she's got it. I'm your Venus, I'm you fire, What's your desire? [Nasty/Janet Jackson] Nasty! Nasty boys, don't ever change. Oh you nasty boys. Nasty!

Bedrock Anthem Weird Al Yankovic

Well I've got I've got a woman named Wilma Well I've got I've got a baby named Pebbles Well I've got I've got a doggy named Dino We do a little bowling and we drink a little vino Well I've got a

I'm So Sick Of You Weird Al Yankovic

You tell a joke and forget the punchline Why you always wastin' my time Hey baby, trust me, you just disgust me Your hair's a mess and your make-up's crusty I don't know too many females Who make a habit

Craigslist Weird Al Yankovic

Chevy Malibu With automatic drive, a custom paint job too I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow And a slightly-used sombrero And I'll even throw in a stapler, if you insist Craigslist I'm on Craigslist, baby

Trigger Happy Weird Al Yankovic

out with my Smith and Wesson That out to teach 'em all a darn good lesson Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day Oh yeah, I'm trigger, trigger happy Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy (Oh baby

She Never Told Me She Was a Mime Weird Al Yankovic

When we first met she seemed perfectly normal I never dreamed she'd make my life so hard You see, my baby, she started to change Started lookin' kinda strange Wearin' all that white makeup and

Bohemian Polka Weird Al Yankovic

mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me For me So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye So you think you can love me and leave me to die Oh, baby

Such a Groovy Guy Weird Al Yankovic

Baby, are you in the mood for a little romance? Well, for starters I could pour some chocolate pudding down your pants. And then attach electrodes to your brain, and watch you dance.

Close But No Cigar Weird Al Yankovic

Yeah, baby you're close, so close, but no cigar! Julie played water polo. She wore a ribbon on her left manolo.

Polkas on 45 Weird Al Yankovic

In a gadda da vida, baby, Don'tcha know that I'll always be true. [Hey Joe/Jimi Hendrix] Hey Joe, where ya goin' with that gun in your hand? Hey Joe!

Bob Weird Al Yankovic

BOB By Al Yankovic I, man, am regal - a German am I Never odd or even If I had a hi-fi Madam, I'm Adam Too hot to hoot No lemons, no melon Too bad I hid a boot Lisa Bonet ate no basil Warsaw

Callin` In Sick Weird Al Yankovic

I'm not busy now anyway Hey I'm callin' in sick today Callin' in sick today Ain't goin' to work, no way Callin' in sick today I can do anything I want to I am invincible now I'm on fire, baby

Callin' In Sick Weird Al Yankovic

my Tupperware I'm not busy now anyway Hey I'm callin' in sick today Callin' in sick today Ain't goin' to work, no way Callin' in sick today I can do anything I want to I am invincible now I'm on fire, baby

Like A Surgeon Weird Al Yankovic

Ooh, baby, Yeah, I can hear your heart beat For the very last time.

Gotta Boogie Weird Al Yankovic

finger and I can't shake it off Well, I went out to a party just the other night I was jammin' to the music, I was feelin' alright I was burning up the floor like a disco maniac When my woman said, "Baby

Alternative Polka Weird Al Yankovic

Soy un perdidor I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Soy un perdidor I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Hey!

Jackson Park Express Weird Al Yankovic

the Jackson Park Express On the Jackson Park Express On the Jackson Park Express On the Jackson Park Express I knew she was starting to fall for me Cause she crinkled her nose, which unmistakably meant Baby

I Want a New Duck Weird Al Yankovic

"How to get down", baby. Get it? (quack, quack, quack, quack, quack) I want a new duck. Not a swan or a goose. Just a drake I can dress real cute. Think I'm gonna name him Bruce.

Polka Power "Weird Al" Yankovic

push you down, well I will, well I will I wanna take you for granted I wanna take you for granted Yeah, yeah, well I will I want something else To get me through this semi-charmed kinda life, baby

You Make Me Weird Al Yankovic

There's really something kinda strange about you, baby, but I can't exactly seem to put my finger on it. You make me, You make me, You make me. That's what you do to me.

Stop Dragging My Car Around Weird Al Yankovic

Took my baby to the local disco. I was jumpin' like a maniac. But the owner came and pulled me off the floor. Then He took me to his little office in the back.

Confessions Part III Weird Al Yankovic

the last time I had too much to drink There've been times I've peed in your sink Don't know why (don't know why, no) but you and I (ah) should agree (ah) That blongs in part three of my confessions Baby

Peter and the Wolf Weird Al Yankovic

, said the hunters, ``and if he likes that, next week we'll take him to Disneyland!'' Just imagine the victory parade. Peter was at the head.

Airline Amy Weird Al Yankovic

of our dates is at thirty thousand feet She always points out the exits to me, she's so sweet You know she gets me my headphones for free Refills my coffee cup whenevr I ask And you gotta admit my baby

Lame Claim To Fame Weird Al Yankovic

I was in the checkout line Behind Steven Seagal Once I'm pretty sure Mr Jonah Hill Was in the very next bathroom stall My best friend's brother Well, he was an extra in Wayne's World 2 My neighbour's baby

My Own Eyes Weird Al Yankovic

I saw a baby drive a truck I saw a junkie eat a tuba I saw a stripper kiss a duck Behind a dumpster in Aruba I saw this fat, psychotic guy His underwear was made of crickets He pawned a skeleton to buy

Trapped In The Drive - Thru Weird Al Yankovic

I said "Well you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either But I could eat." She said "So whadya have in mind?" I said "I don't know what about you?"

Angry White Boy Polka Weird Al Yankovic

ANGRY WHITE BOY POLKA Medley Arranged by Al Yankovic [LAST RESORT (Papa Roach)] Cut my life into pieces This is my last resort, suffocation, no breathing Don't give a... if I cut my arm bleeding

Hooked On Polkas Weird Al Yankovic

You get me on my knees, Please, baby, please. [State of Shock/The Jacksons,Mick Jagger] She looks so great, everytime I see her face.

TRASH DAY Weird Al Yankovic

TRASH DAY Parody of "Hot In Herre" by Nelly New Lyrics by Al Yankovic Rotten So rotten here So rotten Oh It was like, the last day before trash day My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay Even

Trash Day (Parody of "Hot In Herre" by Nelly) Weird Al Yankovic

coma It's so messy, can't find my toenail clippers It's so bad, the roaches wearin' slippers Warm, sweaty clothes piled up in this joint Stand up by themselves at this point It's so filthy, now baby

The Weird Al Show Theme Yankovic, "Weird Al"

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to move To a city in Ohio

The Weird Al Show Theme "Weird Al" Yankovic

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to move To a city in Ohio

Albuquerque [2] Weird Al Yankovic

I said "Woah, hold on now, baby" "I'm just not ready for that kinda commitment" So we broke up and I never saw her again But that's just the way things go In Albuquerque Albuquerque Anyway, things

Ebay Weird Al

eBay by Al Yankovic NOTE: A special HTML-Links Version of \"eBay\" lyrics is available. Lyrics: Yeah A used ... pink bathrobe A rare ... mint snowglobe A Smurf ...

A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) Weird Al Yankovic

Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out 19 extra larges - what a shame No one came Just us, eatin' all alone You said, "T...

Ricky Weird Al Yankovic

Ricky [Mickey/Toni Basil/1982] Hey Lucy, I'm home! Oh, Ricky, you're so fine, You're so fine you blow my mind. Hey, Ricky! Hey, Ricky! Oh, Lucy, you're so fine, You're so fine you blow my mind. ...

George Of The Jungle Weird Al Yankovic

George, George, George of the jungle Strong as he can be Ahhh Watch out for that tree George, George, George of the jungle Lives a life that's free Ahhh Watch out for that tree When he gets in s...

Eat It Weird Al Yankovic

How come you're always such a fussy young man? Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raison Bran Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan So eat it, just eat it Don't want...