Do I Creep You Out Weird Al Yankovic

I stare My precious one I saved that gum That you threw in the garbage You're the one I dream about But the only question with me now Is "Do I creep you out?"

Polka Your Eyes Out Weird Al Yankovic

That's me in the corner That's me in the spotlight Losing my religion Trying to keep a view And I don't know if I can do it Oh no, I've said too much I haven't said enough The things you

This Is The Life Weird Al Yankovic

They say that money corrupts you, But I can't really tell. I got the whole world at my feet, And I think it's pretty swell. I got women lined up outside my door.

You Make Me Weird Al Yankovic

There's really something kinda strange about you, baby, but I can't exactly seem to put my finger on it. You make me, You make me, You make me. That's what you do to me.

weenie in a bottle Weird Al Yankovic

(oh god, what did I just do?!)

Polka Power "Weird Al" Yankovic

Yeah, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want So tell us what you want, what you really really want I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want So tell us what you want, what you

Angry White Boy Polka Weird Al Yankovic

ANGRY WHITE BOY POLKA Medley Arranged by Al Yankovic [LAST RESORT (Papa Roach)] Cut my life into pieces This is my last resort, suffocation, no breathing Don't give a... if I cut my arm bleeding

Dog Eat Dog Weird Al Yankovic

And I got a coffe mug with my name right on it In big bold letters so everyone knows it's mine Don't even touch it, 'cause it doesn't belong to you I'm watching you, so don't get funny I'm climbing

Trapped In The Drive - Thru Weird Al Yankovic

She said "I don't care, if you're hungry, let's eat." I said "That's what we're gonna do!" "But first you gotta tell me What it is you're hungry for!"

Jackson Park Express Weird Al Yankovic

better Than the rest of your face I arched my eyebrow, ever so slightly Which was my way of asking Do you want my old Hewlett Packard printer It still works, Kinda And I got a bunch of ink cartridges

Trigger Happy Weird Al Yankovic

Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day Well you can't take my guns away, I got a Constitutional right Yeah, I gotta be ready if the commies attack us tonight I'll blow their brains out with

TRASH DAY Weird Al Yankovic

TRASH DAY Parody of "Hot In Herre" by Nelly New Lyrics by Al Yankovic Rotten So rotten here So rotten Oh It was like, the last day before trash day My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay Even

Trash Day (Parody of "Hot In Herre" by Nelly) Weird Al Yankovic

You better hold your nose (Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out) Boy there's a lot in here (a lot) And every day it grows (Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out)

Dare To Be Stupid Weird Al Yankovic

Wimpole's not around Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan Talk with your mouth full Bite the hand that feeds you Bite on more than you chew What can you do Dare to be stupid

Gotta Boogie Weird Al Yankovic

, I went out to a party just the other night I was jammin' to the music, I was feelin' alright I was burning up the floor like a disco maniac When my woman said, "Baby, why's your hand behind you back

Slime Creatures from Outer Space Weird Al Yankovic

They were ugly, they were mean, Biggest heads I ever seen. They made everybody scream and shout. First they leveled Tokyo, Then New York was next to go. Boy, I really wish they'd cut it out!

Ricky Weird Al Yankovic

You always play your conga drums. You think you got the right. You wake up little Ricky In the middle of the night. Stop shakin' your maracas now, And just turn out the light, Ricky!

Polka Party! Weird Al Yankovic

I want to be: your sledgehammer. I can be your friend. I want to be your sledgehammer. This can be your testimony, yeah.

Albuquerque [2] Weird Al Yankovic

to justice But first, I decided to buy some donuts So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?"

Whatever You Like Weird Al Yankovic

out for dinner, anywhere that you please like Burger King or Mickey Ds and baby you can have whatever you like(If you like) I said you can even have the large fries(large fries) yeah, yeah Baby

Germs "Weird Al" Yankovic

until my flesh is raw and bleeding (Germs) But they just come right back (Germs) I can't even see 'em, but I know they're up to something Hey, don't touch that - you don't know where it's been They're

Word Crimes Weird Al Yankovic

I hate these word crimes Like I could care less That means you do care At least a little Don't be a moron You'd better slow down And use the right pronoun Show the world you're no clown Everybody wise

Wanna B Ur Lovr Weird Al Yankovic

WANNA BE UR LOVR By Al Yankovic I don't have a library card But do you mind if I check you out?

Melanie Weird Al Yankovic

Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie, Why won't you go out with me? I just can't understand it. Why won't you return my phone calls? Are you still mad I gave a mohawk to your cat?

A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) Weird Al Yankovic

Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out 19 extra larges - what a shame No one came Just us, eatin' all alone You said

A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) Weird Al Yankovic

Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out 19 extra larges - what a shame No one came Just us, eatin' all alone You said,

UHF Weird Al Yankovic

UHF Put down your remote control, throw out your TV guide. Put away your jacket, there's no need to go outside. Don't you know that we control the horizontal. We control the vertical, too.

Bedrock Anthem Weird Al Yankovic

[Under the Bridge, Give It Away/Red Hot Chili Peppers/1991] Sometimes I feel Like I need a vacation Sometimes I feel Like I wanna go To the city of cavemen The city of Bedrock I'd be a Flintstone

Confessions Part III Weird Al Yankovic

now I gotta give you part three of my confessions First I told you 'bout the skank that I was cheatin' with (with) Then I mentioned she's havin' my kid That's not all, now I recall more, you see So

White And Nerdy Weird Al Yankovic

for days Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze There's no killer app I haven't run At Pascal, well, I'm number one I do vector calculus

Born To Be Mild Weird Al Yankovic

Get your program running Head out to the center Terminals are waiting For the data that you'll enter Everybody says that you're a nerd, but They should know that you just don't care Got your

CNR Weird Al Yankovic

down a flight of stairs, but you still would love him anyway Yeah, you know you'd love him anyway Charles Nelson Reilly won the Tour de France with two flat tires and a missing chain He trained a rattlesnake

Airline Amy Weird Al Yankovic

Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight She showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight Now lately I've been flying to all kinds of places That I never really wanted to go '

A Complicated Song Weird Al Yankovic

A COMPLICATED SONG Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne New lyrics by Al Yankovic Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check

Complicated Song Weird Al Yankovic

A COMPLICATED SONG Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne New lyrics by Al Yankovic Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just

Mr. Popeil Weird Al Yankovic

I need a Vegematic! I need a Pocket Fisherman! I need a handy appliance That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell! (Operators are standing by. How does that make you feel?)

Bohemian Polka Weird Al Yankovic

all behind and face the truth Mama, ooo I don't want to die I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all I see a little silhouetto of a mam Scaramouch, scaramouch, will you do the Fandango Thunderbolt

King of Suede Weird Al Yankovic

We got tailors to fix it, if it comes out wrong. (Is my size up there?) We got all kinds of sweatshirts, you can take your pick. (Is my size up there?)

King Of Suede Weird Al Yankovic

We got tailors to fix it, if it comes out wrong. (Is my size up there?) We got all kinds of sweatshirts, you can take your pick. (Is my size up there?)

One More Minute Weird Al Yankovic

Well, I heard that you're leavin', Gonna leave me far behind, 'Cause you found a brand new lover, You decided that I'm not your kind, So I pulled your name out of my Rolodex, And I tore all your

Peter and the Wolf Weird Al Yankovic

This is a story that I like to call, ``Peter and the Wolf''. Are you sitting comfortably? Are you!? Good, then let's begin....

Dead Car Battery Blues Weird Al Yankovic

One, two, a-one, two, three, four Well I, can't go to the park I can't go to work I can't do nothin' I gotta stay in my house like a jerk How come I always lose My car has blown a fuse Oh

The Hot Rocks Polka Weird Al Yankovic

The Hot Rocks Polka [/The Rolling Stones] [It's Only Rock 'n' Roll (But I Like It)] If I could stick my hand in my heart, Spill it all over the stage, Would it satisfy you, would it slide on by

The Brady Bunch Weird Al Yankovic

You can watch Mr.

Alternative Polka Weird Al Yankovic

I am I am I am I said I wanna get next to you I said I'm gonna get close to you You wouldn't want me have to hurt you, too Hurt you, too I know what's on my mind I know you like what's on my mind I know

Smells Like Nirvana Weird Al Yankovic

Can't figure any lyrics out How do the words to it go?

Handy Weird Al Yankovic

First things first, I'm a craftsman craftsman Remodelling is my only passion it's my passion And I'm the greatest in the business Want referrals, yo My clientele will bear you witness right, right I can

The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota Weird Al Yankovic

wish the kids could've seen it But you can't see out of the side of the car Because the windows are completely covered With the decals of all the place where we've already been There's Elvis-O-Rama

Hooked On Polkas Weird Al Yankovic

Bowman] You're takin' to me good, Just like you know you should. You get me on my knees, Please, baby, please.

NOW That's What I Call Polka! Weird Al Yankovic

We clawed, we chained our hearts in vain We jumped never asking why We kissed, I fell under your spell A love no one could deny Don't you ever say I just walked away I will always want you I can't live