Don't Download This Song Weird Al Yankovic

this song The record store's where you belong Go and buy the CD like you know that you should Oh, don't download this song Oh, you don't wanna mess with the RIAA They'll sue you if you burn that

Complicated Song Weird Al Yankovic

A COMPLICATED SONG Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne New lyrics by Al Yankovic Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just

Ebay Weird Al

eBay by Al Yankovic NOTE: A special HTML-Links Version of \"eBay\" lyrics is available. Lyrics: Yeah A used ... pink bathrobe A rare ... mint snowglobe A Smurf ...

A Complicated Song Weird Al Yankovic

A COMPLICATED SONG Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne New lyrics by Al Yankovic Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check

The Plumbing Song Weird Al Yankovic

carpet's soaked...right through Ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba ba kitchen's flooded, too Ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba ba, girl, you know it's true B-b-b-betcha this

Sports Song Weird Al Yankovic

Your sports team is vastly inferiorThat simple fact is plainly obvious to seeWe’re gonna kick your collective posteriorOf course you realize we’re speaking figurativelyOur stats are thoroughly impr...

Achy Breaky Song Weird Al Yankovic

DJ, please I'm beggin' on my knees I just can't take no more of Billy Ray Don't play that song That "Achy Breaky" song The most annoying song I know And if you play that song That "Achy Breaky

Jurassic Park Weird Al Yankovic

Jimmy Webb,Richard Harris/1968] I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes And before long, they were cloning DNA Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors Well, believe me...this

A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) Weird Al Yankovic

Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out 19 extra larges - what a shame No one came Just us, eatin' all alone You said, "Take the pizza home" "No sense lettin' all this

A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) Weird Al Yankovic

piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out 19 extra larges - what a shame No one came Just us, eatin' all alone You said, "Take the pizza home" "No sense lettin' all this

I Can't Watch This Weird Al Yankovic

I can't watch this. I can't watch this I can't watch this. I can't watch this My my my my TV makes me so bored Makes me say, oh my lord What is this garbage here?

Smells Like Nirvana Weird Al Yankovic

Smells Like Nirvana [Smells Like Teen Spirit/Kurt Cobain,Nirvana/1991] What is this song all about? Can't figure any lyrics out How do the words to it go?

Buy Me a Condo Weird Al Yankovic

Gonna get me the T-shirt With the alligator on. Wo-o-o, used to live in Jamaica, But I don't live dere no more. Had to change me lifestyle, Do t'ings I never done before.

Tomahawk Harlem Clowns

\"I don\''\''t know how to read notes...\".

NOW That's What I Call Polka! Weird Al Yankovic

kids with the pumped up kicks You better run, better run, outrun my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You better run, better run faster than my bullet And we danced all night to the best song

Word Crimes Weird Al Yankovic

crimes Like I could care less That means you do care At least a little Don't be a moron You'd better slow down And use the right pronoun Show the world you're no clown Everybody wise up Say you got an I,T

Bob Weird Al Yankovic

BOB By Al Yankovic I, man, am regal - a German am I Never odd or even If I had a hi-fi Madam, I'm Adam Too hot to hoot No lemons, no melon Too bad I hid a boot Lisa Bonet ate no basil Warsaw

I Was Only Kidding Weird Al Yankovic

I was only kidding, baby I can('t belieeeeeve you fell for that! You're so gullible...

Why Does This Always Happen To Ne Weird Al Yankovic

WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?

Why Does This Always Happen To Me? Weird Al Yankovic

Why'd they have to interrupt The Simpsons just for this?

Why Does This Always Happen To Me Weird Al Yankovic

"Why'd they have to interrupt 'The Simpsons' just for this?"

Inactive Weird Al Yankovic

dust My belly's covered with pizza crust I'm using my inhaler now wheezes I'm out of shape, fattening up I'm sipping Coke from a solo cup Donut crumbs are upon my lips, whoa The TV's on, I really hate this

This Is The Life Weird Al Yankovic

This is the life! I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood. I hire somebody to chew my food. I'm an upwardly mobile dude. This is the life!

Genius In France Weird Al Yankovic

By Al Yankovic I'm not the brightest crayon in the box Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks I barely even know how to put on my own pants But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France

Virus Alert Weird Al Yankovic

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Virus Alert Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please We wanna give you a warning 'Cause I found out this morning About a dangerous, insidious computer virus If

I Lost On Jeopardy Weird Al Yankovic

Don Pardo, Just tell me now what I didn't win, Yeah, yeah. I lost on Jeopardy, Baby, (Oooh.) I lost on Jeopardy, Baby, (Oooh.) That's right Al--you lost!

Gandhi II Weird Al Yankovic

And this time, he's mad. Gandhi II! No more Mr. Passive Resistance. He's out to kick some butt. This is one bad mother. You don't want to mess with him. "Don't move, slimeball."

The Saga Begins "Weird Al" Yankovic

and tried to kill us We escaped from that gas Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass We took a bongo from the scene And we went to Theed to see the Queen We all wound up on Tatooine That's where we found this

The Saga Begins Yankovic, "Weird Al"

and tried to kill us We escaped from that gas Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass We took a bongo from the scene And we went to Theed to see the Queen We all wound up on Tatooine That's where we found this

Carnival of the Animals Part Two, Introduction Weird Al Yankovic

This is a new composition which features A random assortment of all living creatures You'll find that it's not quite exactly the same As the one by Camille Saint what's-his-name Camille, in his

Dog Eat Dog Weird Al Yankovic

Found a job in a great big office And I really love this place I got my very own Scotch tape dispenser And I got a private parking space...ha!

Bohemian Polka Weird Al Yankovic

Is this the real life Is this just fantasy Caught in a landslide No escape from reality Open your eyes Look up to the skies and see I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy 'Cause I'm easy come

The Hot Rocks Polka Weird Al Yankovic

Ain't it stra-a-ange, If I could win, if I could sing A love song so divine, Would it be enough for your cheating heart If I broke down and cried? If I cri-i-ied?

Christmas at Ground Zero Weird Al Yankovic

in the air The sleigh bells are ringin' and the carolers are singin' While the air raid sirens blare It's Christmas at Ground Zero The button has been pressed The radio just let us know That this

Gump Weird Al Yankovic

Lieutenant Dan His girlfriend Jenny was kind of a slut He went to the White House, showed LBJ his butt He's Gump, He's Gump He's not too bright He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump But he's all right Is this

Young, Dumb, and Ugly Weird Al Yankovic

Young, Dumb and Ugly That's what we are We're so Young, Dumb and Ugly We wear black leather in the hottest weather You can't imagine the smell We got three-day stubble, our name spells trouble T-R-U-B-E-L

Traffic Jam Weird Al Yankovic

Seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity Oh, and just in case you're wondering I'll tell you where I am I'm right here (right here) right here (right here) Stuck right here in the middle of this

The Weird Al Show Theme Yankovic, "Weird Al"

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to move To a city in Ohio

The Weird Al Show Theme "Weird Al" Yankovic

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to move To a city in Ohio

Crampton Comes Alive Weird Al Yankovic

Well, woke up this morning With a Big Mac in my hand What fries, whose fries Where's my Hot Apple Pies Must be a joke I can't believe there's no Coke Thank you, thank you, thank you

Spatula City Weird Al Yankovic

And this weekend only, take advantage of our special liquidation sale. Buy nine spatulas, get the tenth for just one penny. Don't forget, they make great Christmas presents.

The Brandy Bunch Weird Al Yankovic

I've been nice, I've been good, Please don't do this to me. Turn it off, Turn it off, I don't wanna have to see The Brady Bunch. Not the Brady Bunch. Well, the Brady Bunch.

Chicken Pot Pie Weird Al Yankovic

When we were young, Bernie's Deli was down the block (Ooh ooh ooh ooh) He made a great liver pate (You know he did, you know he did, you know he did) But if there's one thing in this world that I

Polka Party! Weird Al Yankovic

This amusement never ends. I want to be: your sledgehammer. I can be your friend. I want to be your sledgehammer. This can be your testimony, yeah.

You Don't Love Me Anymore Weird Al Yankovic

it's kinda cute the way You poison my coffee just a little each day I still remember the way that you laughed When you pushed me down that elevator shaft Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this

Ringtone Weird Al Yankovic

respected, I was popular (popular, ooh) But now I hang my head in shame (ahh, ooh) My life is filled with such regret A bad mistake I can't forget And now I'll never be the same Ringtone Why did I buy this

Pigeons Weird Al Yankovic

folks with their constant dive-bombing Which some find distasteful and some quite alarming But still they fulfill an invaluable need They give old men on park benches something to feed In return for this

Generic Blues Weird Al Yankovic

I woke up this morning Then I went back to bed Said I woke up this morning Then I went right back to bed Got a funny kind of feelin' like I got broken glass in my underwear And a herd of wild pigs

Angry White Boy Polka Weird Al Yankovic

ANGRY WHITE BOY POLKA Medley Arranged by Al Yankovic [LAST RESORT (Papa Roach)] Cut my life into pieces This is my last resort, suffocation, no breathing Don't give a... if I cut my arm bleeding

Waffle King Weird Al Yankovic

It took a lifetime, but finally found The perfect waffle recipe You'll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin' town One little bite any I'm sure you'll agree Your eyes roll back and