Good Old Days Weird Al Yankovic

be fixing up something in the kitchen Fresh biscuits or hot apple pie And I'd spend all day long in the basement Torturing rats with a hack-saw And pulling the wings off of flies Those were the good

One of Those Days Weird Al Yankovic

anything good on TV It's just one of those days It's just one of those days Left all my Beatles records out in the sun Got a Coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue It's just one of those days

Toothless People Weird Al Yankovic

Toothless people...old and feeble, what I say No more of those pearly whites will they possess Their oral hygiene is frightful...a mess Lots of 'em suffering from trench mouth and gum disease At

My Own Eyes Weird Al Yankovic

baby drive a truck I saw a junkie eat a tuba I saw a stripper kiss a duck Behind a dumpster in Aruba I saw this fat, psychotic guy His underwear was made of crickets He pawned a skeleton to buy Some old

I Love Rocky Road Weird Al Yankovic

Love Rocky Road [I Love Rock 'n' Roll/Joan Jett & the Blackhearts/1982] I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool, Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old

Night Santa Went Crazy Weird Al Yankovic

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death Had a rifle in his hands and cheap

Living With a Hernia Weird Al Yankovic

me any day I might have to wear a truss Living with a hernia All the time, such aggravation Living with a hernia Gonna be my ruination Living with a hernia Got to have an operation Feel so old

NOW That's What I Call Polka! Weird Al Yankovic

you won't remember I'll be the one you won't forget Timber Timber I’m sexy and I know it Girl look at that body He’s sexy and he knows it I wear your grandad’s clothes I look incredible I’m in this big old

Theme from Rocky XIII Weird Al Yankovic

He heard it's good to stay hungry. But he makes a pretty mean shish kabob. Have a taste, they were made fresh today. Try the rye or the kaiser or the wheat or the white.

Phony Calls Weird Al Yankovic

with a ratchet Listen to me Don't go makin' phony calls Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to I know that you think it's funny drivin' folks right up the wall But it's really gettin' old

When I Was Your Age Weird Al Yankovic

Let me set you straight You kids today ain't never had it rough Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate You lazy brats think nothing's good enough Well, nobody ever drove me to school

Jerry Springer "Weird Al" Yankovic

It's been one week since we got to see Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry Five days since they had the show With the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho Three days since we heard the tale

Pigeons Weird Al Yankovic

I'm told, call them rodents with wings They terrorize folks with their constant dive-bombing Which some find distasteful and some quite alarming But still they fulfill an invaluable need They give old

Generic Blues Weird Al Yankovic

wild pigs is trying to chew off my head You know what I'm sayin' Well I ain't got not money I'm just walkin' down the road Said I ain't got no money, honey So I'm just walking down this lonely old

Polka Your Eyes Out Weird Al Yankovic

Don't rock easy, it's true Doo doo doo doo doo doodooo doo doo doo doo doo Doo doodoo doo [doo doo doo doo doo doodooo doo doo doo doo doo Doo doodoo doo] The Love Shack is a little old

Albuquerque [1] Weird Al Yankovic

And my dear, sweet mother She just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train And she leaned right down next to me And she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck

weenie in a bottle Weird Al Yankovic

No-one wanted to be with me, had to make my dream come true I wanted to hump something, I didn't know what to do It seemed like a good idea, and no-one else was around I stuck my weenie in a bottle, and

The Ballad Of Kent Marlow Weird Al Yankovic

that poor boy in shame Yeah, but now I think it's time To show who really did the crime Kent Marlow, you're a dirty, lyin', worthless hunk of slime Kent Marlow, you're a dirty, cheatin' Lyin', no good

The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota Weird Al Yankovic

day we loaded up the car With potato skins and pickled weiners, Crossword puzzles, Spider-Man comics, and mama's home made rhubarb pie Pulled out of the driveway and the neighbors, they all waved good-bye

The Saga Begins "Weird Al" Yankovic

someday later - now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" Did you know this junkyard slave Isn't even old

The Saga Begins Yankovic, "Weird Al"

someday later - now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" Did you know this junkyard slave Isn't even old

Polkas on 45 Weird Al Yankovic

Gonna shoot my old lady. Caught her messin' around with another man. (yodel) [Burning Down the House/Talking Heads] I'm an ordinary guy, burnin' down the house.

Ebay Weird Al

eBay by Al Yankovic NOTE: A special HTML-Links Version of \"eBay\" lyrics is available. Lyrics: Yeah A used ... pink bathrobe A rare ... mint snowglobe A Smurf ...

Polkarama! Weird Al Yankovic

["Feel Good Inc." by Gorillaz] Feel good Feel good Feel good ["Don't Cha" by Pussycat Dolls] Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

The Hot Rocks Polka Weird Al Yankovic

Scarred old slaver, know he's doing all right. Hear him with the women just around midnight. Brown sugar! How come you taste so good? Brown sugar! Just like a young girl should.

I Remember Larry Weird Al Yankovic

funny, funny guy I'll never forget about Larry No matter how I try You know I couldn't help but laugh Even though he treated me like slime Remember when he cut my car in half Well, he really got me good

Ebay Weird Al Yankovic

filled with this crap Shows up in bubble wrap Most every day What I bought on eBay Tell me why (I need another pet rock) Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock) Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old

Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys) Weird Al Yankovic

filled with this crap Shows up in bubble wrap Most every day What I bought on eBay Tell me why (I need another pet rock) Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock) Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old

White And Nerdy Weird Al Yankovic

people begging for my top 8 spaces Yo I know Pi a thousand places Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days

Spam Weird Al Yankovic

(it's the best) Really makes a darn good sandwich, any way you slice it at all. If you're running low, go to the store. Carry some money to help you buy more. The tab is there to open the can.

Velvet Elvis Weird Al Yankovic

Although he may not be worth much dough, He means much more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh. Check out those sideburns, there is nothing greater.

Whatever You Like Weird Al Yankovic

play Cribbage all night and baby you can have whatever you like(If you like) I said you can have whatever you like(If you like) yeah, yeah I can take you to the laundromat downtown and whatch al

Stop Dragging My Car Around Weird Al Yankovic

Guess it's time to trade my old car in. For twenty dollars and my '64 Plymouth, Maybe I could get a second-hand Schwinn. Look out the window, there's a Tow truck in the driveway.

Mr. Popeil Weird Al Yankovic

Now how am I gonna make My old vinyl car top look like new? Mr. Popeil! Tell me, what am I s'posed to do? Mr. Popeil! Mr. Popeil! (Now how much would you pay?) But wait, there's more!

Don't Download This Song Weird Al Yankovic

buy the CD like you know that you should Oh, don't download this song Oh, you don't wanna mess with the RIAA They'll sue you if you burn that CD-R It doesn't matter if you're a grandma or a 7-year-old

Lasagna Weird Al Yankovic

Some-a nice minestrone, atsa good for you. Have-a some marinara. Have-a some marinara, I know-a you like. I know-a you like, I know-a you like. La-lasagna! La-lasagna! La-lasagna!

Nature Trail to Hell Weird Al Yankovic

So bring the kids along, it's good clean family fun.

She Never Told Me She Was a Mime Weird Al Yankovic

Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-mime I wish we both could just talk it all over But my baby won't even make a sound Now she makes everybody sick Doin' that pantomime shtick Even our old friends

Another One Rides the Bus Weird Al Yankovic

There's a smelly old bum standin' next to me. Hasn't showered in a year. Well, I think I'm missin' a contact lens. I think my wallet's gone.

You Don't Love Me Anymore Weird Al Yankovic

you don't love me any more You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will You set my house on fire You pulled out my chest hairs with an old

Craigslist Weird Al Yankovic

You've got a 65 Chevy Malibu With automatic drive, a custom paint job too I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow And a slightly-used sombrero And I'll even throw in a stapler, if you insist Craigslist I'm

Word Crimes Weird Al Yankovic

Okay, now here's the deal I'll try to educate ya Gonna familiarize You with the nomenclature You'll learn the definitions Of nouns and prepositions Literacy's your mission And that's why I think it's a Good

Yoda Weird Al Yankovic

But I know that I'll be coming back some day I'll be playing this part till I'm old and grey.

Jackson Park Express Weird Al Yankovic

Did you have a nose job or something I'm only asking, cause your nose looks slightly better Than the rest of your face I arched my eyebrow, ever so slightly Which was my way of asking Do you want my old

Ode To A Superhero Weird Al Yankovic

ODE TO A SUPERHERO Parody of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel New Lyrics by Al Yankovic Poor Peter Parker was pitiful Couldn't have been any shyer Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him Even if

King of Suede Weird Al Yankovic

It's the same old sale as yesterday. Thirty years in the same location I have stayed, There I am, right next door to Willy's Fun Arcade.

King Of Suede Weird Al Yankovic

It's the same old sale as yesterday. Thirty years in the same location I have stayed, There I am, right next door to Willy's Fun Arcade.

Pretty Fly For A Rabbi Yankovic, "Weird Al"

On high holy days, you know he prays and prays And he never eats pastrami on white breath with mayonnaise Put on your yarmulka and Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!

Pretty Fly For A Rabbi "Weird Al" Yankovic

On high holy days, you know he prays and prays And he never eats pastrami on white breath with mayonnaise Put on your yarmulka and Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!

The Brandy Bunch Weird Al Yankovic

I've been nice, I've been good, Please don't do this to me. Turn it off, Turn it off, I don't wanna have to see The Brady Bunch. Not the Brady Bunch. Well, the Brady Bunch.