One of Those Days Weird Al Yankovic

anything good on TV It's just one of those days It's just one of those days Left all my Beatles records out in the sun Got a Coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue It's just one of those days

Good Old Days Weird Al Yankovic

again Oh and mom would be fixing up something in the kitchen Fresh biscuits or hot apple pie And I'd spend all day long in the basement Torturing rats with a hack-saw And pulling the wings off of

Jerry Springer "Weird Al" Yankovic

It's been one week since we got to see Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry Five days since they had the show With the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho Three days since we heard the tale

Belvedere Cruising Weird Al Yankovic

won't find me braggin' 'Bout my big green station wagon Or tellin' 'bout the traffic laws I'm breakin' Everybody knows that I wouldn't dare Match my wits with a red Corvair And just the thought of

Jurassic Park Weird Al Yankovic

[MacArthur Park/Jimmy Webb,Richard Harris/1968] I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes And before long, they were cloning DNA Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors

Airline Amy Weird Al Yankovic

Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight She showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight Now lately I've been flying to all kinds of places That I never really wanted to go '

The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota Weird Al Yankovic

Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming After working all year down at Big Roy's Eating And Plumbing So one night when my family the I were gathered 'round the dinner table I said, "Kids, if

'Frank's 2000'' TV' Weird Al Yankovic

city, blocking out the noonday sun It dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone I still remember when that delivery truck came down our block What a lucky guy, I hear he got the last one

I'm So Sick Of You Weird Al Yankovic

biting their toenails Wo, every time you call you drive me up the wall Honey just the sight of you makes my flesh crawl I'm sure we'd be happy together If only one little thing weren't true Oh baby, I

Theme from Rocky XIII Weird Al Yankovic

[Eye of the Tiger/Survivor/1982] Fat and weak, what a disgrace. Guess the champ got too lazy. Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space.

I Remember Larry Weird Al Yankovic

Say do you remember that guy Larry next door Well he always was the neighborhood clown Like the time he pulled my pants off and he took those color pictures And posted copies all over town Or the time

Couch Potato Weird Al Yankovic

[Intro] Look, if you had one shot To sit on your lazy butt And watch all the TV you ever wanted Until your brain turned to mush Would you go for it or just let it slip?

Couch Potato (Parody of "Lose Yourself" by Eminem) Weird Al Yankovic

Ozzy's family Sho' loves profanity Whoa, the insanity Oh, dogs that crap and pee Home of depravity?

Your Horoscope For Today "Weird Al" Yankovic

or Leos with the Ebola virus You are the tru Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say Aries The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in

Germs "Weird Al" Yankovic

Sometimes I really want to be alone But that's one state I'm never in Because I know that I've got millions upon millions Of tiny, one-celled organisms living on my skin (Germs) I rub and scrub

Phony Calls Weird Al Yankovic

collect call To some guy he doesn't know who lives in Japan He's callin' strangers up at three in the morning Gives 'em pizza pie delivery at four He won't be laughin' when they're tracin' his line One

Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet N Weird Al Yankovic

Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a planet near Mars. The president, he's in a panic. The Pentagon, they're in shock. There's a team of research scientists.

Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Weird Al Yankovic

to know They got a little too close to the microwave and then much to my surprise They grew to forty thousand times their original size They started mutatin' right before my eyes Oh my Attack of

White And Nerdy Weird Al Yankovic

Jock skills I'm a champion of D&D MC Escher that's my favorite MC Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea My rims never spin to the contrary You'll find they're quite stationary All of my action

Velvet Elvis Weird Al Yankovic

Check out those sideburns, there is nothing greater. You can tell that he's no velvet Elvis imitator. It's all I live for, it's all I need. My velvet Elvis, My velvet Elvis.

I Can't Watch This Weird Al Yankovic

Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears It sucks, and that's no lie It's about as much fun as watching paint dry Lowers my IQ one notch And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch I told you

One More Minute Weird Al Yankovic

pictures in two, And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go, Just because it reminds me of you.

Alternative Polka Weird Al Yankovic

like what's on my mind I know it eats you up inside I know you know, you know Here I come I come I come I come Here I come I come I come All I wanna do is have some fun I gotta feeling I'm not the only one

Pancreas Weird Al Yankovic

love, I really love My pancreas My spleen just doesn't matter Don't really care about my bladder But I don't leave home without My pancreas My pancreas is always There for me Ahh-oooh Secreting those

Albuquerque [2] Weird Al Yankovic

Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel But I made a a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought

Ode To A Superhero Weird Al Yankovic

ODE TO A SUPERHERO Parody of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel New Lyrics by Al Yankovic Poor Peter Parker was pitiful Couldn't have been any shyer Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him Even if

Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Weird Al Yankovic

Some girls like to buy new shoes And others like drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos There's only one thing that they all like a bunch Oh, girls, they want to have lunch Oh, girls just want to have

Traffic Jam Weird Al Yankovic

Traffic Jam I haven't moved one inch from this here spot Traffic Jam The freeway's one big parking lot Traffic Jam My radiator's boiling hot And I'm stuck right here in the middle (right here in

Confessions Part III Weird Al Yankovic

confessions Just when I thought I said all I can say I came up with more secrets to tell you today These are my confessions Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me So now I gotta give you part three of

Pretty Fly For A Rabbi Yankovic, "Weird Al"

Oy vey, oy vey And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past But most of 'em were nudniks and none

Pretty Fly For A Rabbi "Weird Al" Yankovic

Oy vey, oy vey And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past But most of 'em were nudniks and none

The Brandy Bunch Weird Al Yankovic

Say, you can watch Barney Miller, And you can watch your MTV, And you can watch Till your eyes fall out of your head. That'll be okay with me.

Spatula City Weird Al Yankovic

There's just one place to go for all your spatula needs: Spatula City! Spatula City! A giant warehouse of spatulas for every occasion. Thousands to choose from, in every shape, size and color.

The Brady Bunch Weird Al Yankovic

Three's Company And you can turn on Fame or The Nelywed Game Or The Addams Family I say, you can watch Barney Miller And you can watch your MTV And you can watch 'till your eyes fall out of

Skipper Dan Weird Al Yankovic

I starred in every high school play Blew every drama teacher away I graduated first in my class at Juilliard Took every acting workshop I could And I dreamed of Hollywood While I read my Uta Hagen and

My Own Eyes Weird Al Yankovic

I saw a baby drive a truck I saw a junkie eat a tuba I saw a stripper kiss a duck Behind a dumpster in Aruba I saw this fat, psychotic guy His underwear was made of crickets He pawned a skeleton to buy

I Love Rocky Road Weird Al Yankovic

I Love Rocky Road [I Love Rock 'n' Roll/Joan Jett & the Blackhearts/1982] I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool, Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school Yeah, but chocolate's gettin

Genius In France Weird Al Yankovic

By Al Yankovic I'm not the brightest crayon in the box Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks I barely even know how to put on my own pants But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France

I Want a New Duck Weird Al Yankovic

One that won't try to bite. One that won't chew a hole in my socks. One that won't quack all night. I want a new duck. One with big webbed feet.

Albuquerque [1] Weird Al Yankovic

life was going swell and everything was just peachy Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning My mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast Awww - Big

The Weird Al Show Theme Yankovic, "Weird Al"

lived in a tree And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory And he played on the company bowling team And every single night he had a strange recurring dream Where he was wearing lederhose in a vat of

The Weird Al Show Theme "Weird Al" Yankovic

lived in a tree And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory And he played on the company bowling team And every single night he had a strange recurring dream Where he was wearing lederhose in a vat of

You Don't Love Me Anymore Weird Al Yankovic

Seems you don't want me around The passion is gone and the flame's died down I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem That time that you made it with the whole hockey team You used to think I

Buckingham Blues Weird Al Yankovic

Chuckie's still tryin' to figure out what his job's supposed to be, And Diane's the fashion leader of the aristocracy. I said hey, Lady Di, tell me where'd you get them shoes?

Peter and the Wolf Weird Al Yankovic

The kettle drum and bass drum represent the sub-machine-gun fire of the hunters... And, of course, as always, the part of Bob the Janitor is played by the accordion.

Toothless People Weird Al Yankovic

Toothless people...old and feeble, what I say No more of those pearly whites will they possess Their oral hygiene is frightful...a mess Lots of 'em suffering from trench mouth and gum disease At

That Boy Could Dance Weird Al Yankovic

scrawny, little four-eyed freak He never used to hang around with the guys He'd just sit in the corner, attractin' the flies He wasn't much to look at He never was very bright but at least there was one

King of Suede Weird Al Yankovic

You can buy off the rack, or have it custom made, And it's all guaranteed to never shrink or fade, 'Cause of my reputation as the King of Suede.

King Of Suede Weird Al Yankovic

You can buy off the rack, or have it custom made, And it's all guaranteed to never shrink or fade, 'Cause of my reputation as the King of Suede.

My Bologna Weird Al Yankovic

My Bologna [My Sharona/The Knack/1979] Oooh, my little hungry one, Hungry one. Open up a package of my bologna. Oooh, I think the toast is done, The toast is done.