When I Was Your Age Weird Al Yankovic

rent When I was your age.

I Was Only Kidding Weird Al Yankovic

When I said I'd be faithful When I promised I'd be true When I swore that I could never Be with anyone but you When I told you that I loved you With those tender words I spoke I was only kidding

Confessions Part III Weird Al Yankovic

"diamond" ring is cubic zirconium I killed your goldfish accidentally, just replaced it with another one These are my confessions Just when (oh) I thought I said all (oh) I can say I need to get some

Inactive Weird Al Yankovic

up in Cheeto dust My belly's covered with pizza crust I'm using my inhaler now wheezes I'm out of shape, fattening up I'm sipping Coke from a solo cup Donut crumbs are upon my lips, whoa The TV's on, I

Bedrock Anthem Weird Al Yankovic

[Under the Bridge, Give It Away/Red Hot Chili Peppers/1991] Sometimes I feel Like I need a vacation Sometimes I feel Like I wanna go To the city of cavemen The city of Bedrock I'd be a Flintstone

Jackson Park Express Weird Al Yankovic

what's in store By the way, your hair is beautiful I bet it smells like raisins She looked at me in a way that asked Did you have a nose job or something I'm only asking, cause your nose looks slightly

Stop Dragging My Car Around Weird Al Yankovic

I had to go inside to use the phone. When I came back again, my car was gone. Well, I didn't know it was a loading zone. What a bummer, I as so brought down.

Albuquerque [1] Weird Al Yankovic

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop You know the place well anyway, back then

weenie in a bottle Weird Al Yankovic

It feels like I've been alone too long With no girls around, My mind was wondering, Thinking of some way, to release it I looked in the kitchen, Saw some crisco oil and thats when my blood started to

Gotta Boogie Weird Al Yankovic

, I went out to a party just the other night I was jammin' to the music, I was feelin' alright I was burning up the floor like a disco maniac When my woman said, "Baby, why's your hand behind you back

Polkarama! Weird Al Yankovic

I say you don't show Don't move, time is slow I say (gunshot) take me out! ["Beverly Hills" by Weezer] Beverly Hills - That's where I want to be!

That Boy Could Dance Weird Al Yankovic

We all used to call him Jimmy the Geek He was a dumb-lookin', scrawny, little four-eyed freak He never used to hang around with the guys He'd just sit in the corner, attractin' the flies He wasn't

The Brady Bunch Weird Al Yankovic

Rogers You can watch Three's Company And you can turn on Fame or The Nelywed Game Or The Addams Family I say, you can watch Barney Miller And you can watch your MTV And you can watch 'till

The Brandy Bunch Weird Al Yankovic

Say, you can watch Barney Miller, And you can watch your MTV, And you can watch Till your eyes fall out of your head. That'll be okay with me.

Your Horoscope For Today "Weird Al" Yankovic

Aquarius There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus Fill that void in your life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day Pisces Try to avoid any Virgos

I Remember Larry Weird Al Yankovic

forget about Larry No matter how I try Say do you remember when I lost all my hair 'Cause Lar' gave me that Nair shampoo And hey how bout the day he put Ben Gay inside my jockstrap And filled my toothpaste

Ringtone Weird Al Yankovic

Once, not very long ago, I was respected, I was popular (popular, ooh) But now I hang my head in shame (ahh, ooh) My life is filled with such regret A bad mistake I can't forget And now I'll never be the

Everything You Know Is Wrong Weird Al Yankovic

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane With a rabid wolverine in my underwear When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes I guessed

I'll Sue Ya Weird Al Yankovic

brrr it was cold!

Albuquerque [2] Weird Al Yankovic

She said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face" That's when I knew it was true love We were inseperable after that Aw, we ate together, we bathed together We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored

Like A Surgeon Weird Al Yankovic

Like a Surgeon [Like a Virgin/Madonna/1984] I finally made it through med school. Somehow I made it through. I'm just an intern, I still make a mistake or two.

Word Crimes Weird Al Yankovic

mission And that's why I think it's a Good time To learn some grammar Now, did I stammer Work on that grammar You should know when It's less or it's fewer Like people who were Never raised in a sewer

You Don't Love Me Anymore Weird Al Yankovic

Seems you don't want me around The passion is gone and the flame's died down I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem That time that you made it with the whole hockey team You used to think I

Handy Weird Al Yankovic

help when your door jamb sticks heh There is nothing in the world I can't fix yeah I do tiles, I do stone, I do bricks Call me, I'll come rushing over with my bag of tricks bag of tricks Where you go

Close But No Cigar Weird Al Yankovic

Jillian was her name, she was sweeter than aspartame. Her kisses reconfigured my DNA and after that, I never was the same. And I loved her more than Marlon Brando loved souffle.

I Lost On Jeopardy Weird Al Yankovic

I was tense, I was nervous, I guess it just wasn't my night. Art Fleming gave the answers, Oh, but I couldn't get the questions right-ight-ight I lost on Jeopardy, Baby, (Oooh.)

Jerry Springer "Weird Al" Yankovic

They don't care, they've got no shame There was one guy who I'm sure felt a little strange When he found out that his wife had a sex change They have a tendency to scream and yell constantly They have

Why Does This Always Happen To Ne Weird Al Yankovic

By Al Yankovic I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report About some devastating earthquake in Peru There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried

Why Does This Always Happen To Me? Weird Al Yankovic

I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report About some devastating earthquake in Peru There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried alive On the Richter

Good Old Days Weird Al Yankovic

Oh some times I think back to when I was younger Life was so much simpler then Dad would be up at dawn He'd be watering the lawn Or maybe going fishing again Oh and mom would be fixing up something

She Never Told Me She Was a Mime Weird Al Yankovic

When we first met she seemed perfectly normal I never dreamed she'd make my life so hard You see, my baby, she started to change Started lookin' kinda strange Wearin' all that white makeup and

I'm So Sick Of You Weird Al Yankovic

You tell a joke and forget the punchline Why you always wastin' my time Hey baby, trust me, you just disgust me Your hair's a mess and your make-up's crusty I don't know too many females Who make a habit

The Plumbing Song Weird Al Yankovic

Warran] Baby, I sure wish I could lend you a hand But plumbing's one thing I don't understand It's true (haven't got a clue) B-b-b-baby, I can tell you've got a big problem When I flush the john

Generic Blues Weird Al Yankovic

I woke up this morning Then I went back to bed Said I woke up this morning Then I went right back to bed Got a funny kind of feelin' like I got broken glass in my underwear And a herd of wild pigs

Chicken Pot Pie Weird Al Yankovic

When we were young, Bernie's Deli was down the block (Ooh ooh ooh ooh) He made a great liver pate (You know he did, you know he did, you know he did) But if there's one thing in this world that I

Why Does This Always Happen To Me Weird Al Yankovic

I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report About dsome devistating earthquake in Peru There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried alive On the Richter

Airline Amy Weird Al Yankovic

Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight She showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight Now lately I've been flying to all kinds of places That I never really wanted to go '

Melanie Weird Al Yankovic

I saw her in the shower reaching for some soap. I knew she had to be the girl for me, and to think I probably never would have found her, If I hadn't bought that telescope.

White And Nerdy Weird Al Yankovic

Jock skills I'm a champion of D&D MC Escher that's my favorite MC Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea My rims never spin to the contrary You'll find they're quite stationary All of my action

CNR Weird Al Yankovic

Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man The kind of man you'd never disrespect He stood eight feet tall, wore glasses, and had a third nipple on the back of his neck He ate his own weight in coal, excreted

Polka Your Eyes Out Weird Al Yankovic

say Your purple prose just gives you away The things you say You're unbelievable [Oh!]

The Weird Al Show Theme Yankovic, "Weird Al"

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to move To a city in Ohio

The Weird Al Show Theme "Weird Al" Yankovic

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to move To a city in Ohio

The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota Weird Al Yankovic

Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming After working all year down at Big Roy's Eating And Plumbing So one night when my family the I were gathered 'round the dinner table I said, "Kids, if

Fat Weird Al Yankovic

Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you The word is out, better treat me right 'Cause I'm the king of cellulite Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

Midnight Star Weird Al Yankovic

I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less, At the checkout counter at the local grocery store.

Hooked On Polkas Weird Al Yankovic

[State of Shock/The Jacksons,Mick Jagger] She looks so great, everytime I see her face. She put me in a state (ooh, state of shock) [Sharp Dressed Man/ZZ Top] Top coat. Top hat.

Wanna B Ur Lovr Weird Al Yankovic

WANNA BE UR LOVR By Al Yankovic I don't have a library card But do you mind if I check you out?

Party Dt The Leper Colony Weird Al Yankovic

PARTY AT THE LEPER COLONY by Al Yankovic Finger food and an ice cold keg It won't cost you an arm and a leg Dance all night to a rotten band Come on, people, let's give 'em a hand Saturday night

Party at the leper colony Weird Al Yankovic

hand Saturday night, it's the place to be Everybody cut footloose with me At the party at the leper colony Oh, there's a party at the leper colony Hey Met a little lady so pretty and young She was