Baby pass the aspirin
Something's gotta work
I know I did it to myself
But man oh man it hurts
That second last martini
The one that went down real smooth
Set me on the bender with nothing left to lose
I just can't apologize
For what I did to myself
My bed's an ocean liner
And I can't call for help
Yea baby it hurts a bunch
The girls got going and we had a munch
I promise on a dime it's the last time
I'll ever have a liquid lunch
Yea baby it hurts a bunch
The girls got going and we had a munch
I promise on a dime it's the last time
I'll ever have a liquid lunch
I think I've got the symptoms
And none of them will leave
They think that it's a party to
Laugh at all my grief
It must've been a doozy
I had two hundred dreams
At least I found my pillow
'Cause I can't find my keys
It's hard to remember
All of the events
But I must've paid the tab
'Cause all that's left is fifty cents
Yea baby it hurts a bunch
The girls got going and we had a munch
I promise on a dime it's the last time
I'll ever have a liquid lunch
Yea baby it hurts a bunch
The girls got going and we had a munch
I promise on a dime it's the last time
I'll ever have a liquid lunch
Baby I can call the pharmacy
They'll bring something up
Something up 'toute suite'
Some exotic medicine to cure my every ill
With some kind of magic pill
I just can't apologize
For what I did to myself
My bed's an ocean liner
And I can't call for help
Yea baby it hurts a bunch
The girls got going and we had a munch
I promise on a dime it's the last time
I'll ever have a liquid lunch
Yea baby it hurts a bunch
The girls got going and we had a munch
I promise on a dime it's the last time
I'll ever have a liquid lunch
Yea baby it hurts a bunch
The girls got going and we had a munch
I promise on a dime it's the last time
I'll ever have a liquid lunch
Yea baby it hurts a bunch
The girls got going and we had a munch
I promise on a dime it's the last time
I'll ever have a liquid lunch