I've sung some songs that were lame
I slept with girls on the game
I've got my catholic chain
Lord I'm in a pergurtry
Basically it's all come on top of me
I wasn't me when we met
You haven't lost my respect
I'm here to serve and protect
What shape of insanity
Keeps leading you back to me
So put your hands across the water
Oh my Sharon
Monsoon
Come soon
Don't wanna piss on your parade
I'm here to make money and get laid
Yeah I'm a star but I'll fade
If you will stick and be nice to me
You will be eventually
To all you sharons and michelles
With all your tales to sell
Save your milk money well
I'm glad that spending a night with me
Guarantees you celebrity
And I can talk in a crowd
When I'm alone I'm too loud
You're done your daddy is proud
Thank you for keeping me company
You've all been so nice to me
So put your hands across the water
Oh my Sharon
Monsoon
Come soon
Oh lord I feel nothing
I know much smarter men never got this far
I've got too many regrets
I've smoked too may cigarettes
I've had my blondes and brunettes
I'm not expecting your sympathy
But it's all been too much for me
So put your hands across the water
Oh my Sharon
Monsoon
Come soon