I almost got drunk at school at 14,
Where I almost made out with the homecoming queen,
Who almost went on to be Miss Texas, But lost to a slut with much bigger breasts,
I almost dropped out to move to L.A,
Where I was almost famous for almost a a day,
And I almost had you,
But I guess that doesn't cut it,
Almost loved you,
And I wish you woulda loved me too.
I almost held up a grocery store, Where I almost did 5 years and then 7 more,
Cause I almost got popped for a fight with a thug,
Cause he almost made off with a bunch of the drugs,
That I almost got hooked on cause you ran away,
And I wish I woulda had the nerve to ask you to stay,
And I almost had you,
But I guess that doesnt cut it,
Almost had you and I didn't even know it,
You kept me guessing and now I'm destined to spend my time missing you,
I almost wish you woulda loved me too
Here i go thinking 'bout all the things i could have done,
I'm gonna need a forklift cause the package weighs a tonne,
I know we had our problems I can remember when,
I almost forgot to say something else, And if I can't fit it in I'll keep it all to myself,
I almost wrote a song about you today,
but I tore it all up and threw it away!
And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost had you
And I didn't even know it
You kept me guessing and now I'm destined to spend my time missing you
Almost had you
Almost had you
I almost wish you woulda loved me too.