Ahh mate
I'm back like I never left
I'm here at your inconvenience
I'm back like I never left
I'm here at your inconvenience
So Steve where did you grow up
Upper Clapton Hackney
How old were you when you first started rapping
I was 18
Who are your major influences
Are you serious Your Mum
I ain't answering anymore of your questions
you know what I have a question
Who's idea was it to get in the charts
by rhyming over hungarian dance music
Why would I make dance music
when I can't dance to it
I'm the anecdote to that shit bringing back strap shit
soon as i'm done calling this bulimic a fat bitch
I'll be saving the day on renegade
with the dog playing fetch
watching him chase a grenade
Maybe I should play the same game with Bruno if
I ever again get mistaken for a cluedo character
i'm gonna have to unleash my mitch a judo
I just took a shit and now I can't find any loo roll
Two flows for everyone that you got too hot
I do squat diddily and do more than
you do when you do lots do lots
Do women do for me what they did not do maybe
it's got something to do with my new watch
I'm back like I never left I'm here at your inconvenience
I'm back like I never left I'm here at your inconvenience
I have a question why would I beat
around the bush or take the scenic route
when i'm a meanie born to incigate fumes
I'm the morning midday and evening news
and I started a trend Mike got his teeth fixed to
If you're wondering where i've been
out kicked back with a six pack of becks
on a bench sunbathing in a hijab give me a tic tac
I just had a pack of Nik Naks thanks
now i'll turn you into a kebab with my pick axe
Mish mash mosh pit whenever
I drop shit it's hot shit
I just won a race with an ostrich
Obnoxious preposterous looney a damn nutter
if I ever see Rooney anywhere near
my Grandmother ah
I live life without an ounce of logic
I like my wrist so much
I spent a house deposit on it Vomit and then
I drink more wine then
I broke a bowl and hope the Hospital
gives me morphine
How do you spend your time
I'm back I'm back
Like I never left like I never left
I'm here at your I'm here at your
Inconvenience inconvenience
I'm back I'm back
Like I never left like I never left
I'm here at your I'm here at your
Inconvenience inconvenience
I don't have a question nope
When it come to competition
i'm burying them Better to bury them then
have them getting lairy again
They want it with me like they want it
with malaria like Wayne Bridge
wants to be John Terry'd again
I developed an obsession with Caroline Flack
I wouldn't mind having a go on Caroline's actually
I promise to never be so vulgar to never mention
putting my cobra inside of Anna Kournikova I swear
I'm back I'm back
Like I never left like I never left
I'm here at your I'm here at your
Inconvenience inconvenience
I'm back I'm back
Like I never left like I never left
I'm here at your I'm here at your
Inconvenience inconvenience
I think I've got it out of my system now
You sure
I am once again ready to answer questions
Good 'cause there's so much
I've been wanting to ask you
About 8 inches
What