Turn the TV off, make the bed
Oh my God, it's five once again
Pour another drink, pour another drink
And take it down
All my friends are home, so am I
So I drink alone, justified
Nobody around, nobody around
Keeping count
Now I'm dancin' in the kitchen, breakin' all the dishes
Breakin' all the rules that I set myself
I swore I wouldn't lose my mind again
Yeah, what would mama say? She'd say
Oh, you never know when to stop
Like every day's Friday night
Too drunk and I'm all in my feelings
Oh well, now I'm high as the ceiling
And oh, I think I just hit my stride
'Til I wake up and hate my life
Too drunk and I'm all in my feelings
Oh well, now I'm high as the ceiling
Oh
I'm high as the ceiling
Should I send that text? Maybe not
But I miss that sex quite a lot
It's five o'clock somewhere
Maybe you're somewhere thinkin' 'bout me
Now I'm dancin' in the kitchen, breakin' all the dishes
Breakin' all the rules that I set myself
I swore I wouldn't lose my mind again
Yeah, what would mama say? She'd say
Oh, you never know when to stop
Like every day's Friday night
Too drunk and I'm all in my feelings
Oh well, now I'm high as the ceiling
And oh, I think I just hit my stride
'Til I wake up and hate my life
Too drunk and I'm all in my feelings
Oh well, now I'm high as the ceiling
Oh, yeah
Woo, uh-huh
I'm high as the ceiling
Nothing good happens after four in the morning
But it's another day, guess I'm keeping it going
Did some crazy things but that was yesterday
But what would mama say? She'd say
Oh, you never know when to stop
Like every day's Friday night
Too drunk and I'm all in my feelings
Oh well, now I'm high as the ceiling
And oh, I think I just hit my stride
'Til I wake up and hate my life
Too drunk and I'm all in my feelings
Oh well, now I'm high as the ceiling
She'd say oh