I admit that in the past
I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they
called me well a witch
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented seen the light and
made a switch True Yes
And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that
I always have possessed
And here lately please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable lonely and
depressed Pathetic
Poor unfortunate souls
In pain In need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them
Yes indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad So true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying Spells Ursula please
And I help them Yes I do
Now it's happened once or twice
Someone couldn't pay the price
And I'm afraid I had to rake'em
cross the coals Yes
I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole I've been a saint
To those poor unfortunate souls
The men up there don't like
a lot of blabber They think a girl
who gossips is a bore
Yes on land it's much preferred
For ladies not to say a word
And after all dear
what is idle prattle for
Come on they're not all that
impressed with conversation
True gentlemen avoid it
when they can But they dote
and swoon and fawn
On a lady who's withdrawn
It's she who holds her
tongue who gets her man
Come on you poor unfortunate soul
Go ahead Make your choice
I'm a very busy woman
And I haven't got all day
It won't cost much
Just your voice
You poor unfortunate soul
It's sad But true
If you want to cross
a bridge my sweet
You've got to pay the toll
Take a gulp and take a breath
And go ahead and sign the scroll
Flotsam Jetsam now I've got her
boys The boss is on a roll
This poor unfortunate soul