We're Knights of the Round Table, We dance when ere we're able, With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot, We eat ham and jam and spam a lot. We do routines and chorus scenes We're Knights of the Round Table, But many times, we're given rhymes Our show are formidable, That are quite unsingable. We're Opera mad in Camelot, a looooooot. We sing from the diaphragm In war we're tough and able, Quite indefatigable, Between our quests we sequin vests, And impersonate Clark Gable. It's a busy life in Camelot, I have to push the pram a lot.